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Johnny Pneumatic
09-26-2006, 03:18 AM
This question goes out to only people with penises, because it's about your experience with your penis. After your first time masturbating (or first time vigorously and multiple times in one day anyway), did the outer layers of skin on your penis flake off in big pieces? Not unlike a snake shedding it's skin? But ever since that first time it's not done it again? This happened to me when I first started years ago.
RareBear
09-26-2006, 04:30 AM
No.
D. Scarlatti
09-26-2006, 05:09 AM
Whoops. Scaly Kumar logged in under the wrong user ID again.
Joshua Adams
09-26-2006, 05:15 AM
:roffle:
RareBear
09-26-2006, 06:37 AM
My weiner is still in it's original casing tyvm.
Artemis Entreri
09-26-2006, 02:39 PM
:verysick:
Miisa
09-26-2006, 04:31 PM
Good GOD, why did I come in here! :rubeyes:
I know...I just ate a hotdog, too.
Watser?
09-26-2006, 05:00 PM
Was it flakey? :innocent:
I'm already fighting the urge to expel....I started eating it by taking small bites of the casing off of the tip of the sausage.
Dingfod
09-26-2006, 05:41 PM
This question goes out to only people with penises, because it's about your experience with your penis. After your first time masturbating (or first time vigorously and multiple times in one day anyway), did the outer layers of skin on your penis flake off in big pieces? Not unlike a snake shedding it's skin? But ever since that first time it's not done it again? This happened to me when I first started years ago.Not from masturbating, but from sex that lasted longer than it should have.
Johnny Pneumatic
09-26-2006, 10:45 PM
My weiner is still in it's original casing tyvm.
You must not be human then, everybody sheds their skin in some way.
RareBear
09-27-2006, 01:21 AM
My weiner is still in it's original casing tyvm.
You must not be human then, everybody sheds their skin in some way.
I shed skin just as everyone else--except perhaps your good self. (No chunks, scales, crusty flakes or husk.) :D
I saw a special on memorable moments in rock n' roll last night which was hosted by Mark McGrath. At a commercial break they showed a picture of Jim Morrison of The Doors who was busted in Miami in 1970 for exposing himself on stage. McGrath's remarks were: "when we come (from the commercial), the "Lizzard King" gets in touch with his lizzard". I immediately thought of you. :D :D :D
quiet bear
09-27-2006, 05:12 AM
There's a lot to be said for patient/doctor confidentiality.
Carnivale Ed
09-27-2006, 01:23 PM
This question goes out to only people with penises, because it's about your experience with your penis. After your first time masturbating (or first time vigorously and multiple times in one day anyway), did the outer layers of skin on your penis flake off in big pieces? Not unlike a snake shedding it's skin? But ever since that first time it's not done it again? This happened to me when I first started years ago.
Dude, I go away for five minutes, and this is what you do to my Sexuality forum? For shame.
Remember the key - men have sex, women are sex. Let's get the focus back where it belongs, okay? Keep the dermatological nightmare stuff between you and the ointment.
Shelli
09-27-2006, 02:36 PM
:nooo:
erimir
09-29-2006, 10:46 PM
Ummmmm...
That's weird.
Did you circumcise yourself the first time you masturbated?
mindbender
09-30-2006, 12:13 PM
:stunned:
Again, I am glad I am not a guy. :puke:
:stunned:
Again, I am glad I am not a guy. :puke:
Me, too. :yup:
RareBear
09-30-2006, 06:36 PM
The Pilsbury Dough Boy has a flakey dick. OK, well, cruller.
Veritas
09-30-2006, 06:38 PM
WARNING! WARNING! LEPROUS COCK ALERT! LEPROUS COCK ALERT! STEP AWAY FROM THE THREAD!
erimir
09-30-2006, 11:30 PM
:stunned:
Again, I am glad I am not a guy. :puke:
No, you're glad you're not JP.
*My* dick has never done that.
Dingfod
10-01-2006, 12:20 AM
You're a guy?
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