Confucius say...

[Veritas]

Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch backside should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

and my favourite...
Man who walk sideways through airport turnstile going to Bangkok.

[Sock Puppet]

Man who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers.

[Moxy]

Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long
Confucius say, man with penis in peanut butter jar, fucking nuts
Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts
Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town

[godfry n. glad]

Confucius say passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly.

Confucius say maiden who go camping must beware of evil intent.

Confucius say if you want pretty nurse, you must be patient.