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Shelli
10-06-2006, 06:44 PM
My pussy is so tight, enter a piece of coal, exit a diamond. :biggrin:

Shelli
10-06-2006, 07:28 PM
My pussy is so tight it doubles as a vice. :pressure:

Shelli
10-06-2006, 07:34 PM
My pussy is so tight that you can attach a hose to it and use it as a vacuum. :vacuum:

Dingfod
10-06-2006, 07:55 PM
:bored:

Shelli
10-06-2006, 08:00 PM
No pussy, Dingfod?

Veritas
10-06-2006, 08:00 PM
My pussy is so tight, it won't even pay for a drink down t'pub.

Shelli
10-06-2006, 08:09 PM
:giggle:

Dingfod
10-06-2006, 08:19 PM
No pussy, Dingfod?No tight pussy.



With the exception of the last joke, tight pussy just isn't that funny.

Shelli
10-06-2006, 08:25 PM
Well, I'm certainly not going to make jokes about my pussy being the Grand Freakin' Canyon. :ptht:

Dingfod
10-06-2006, 08:33 PM
That would be a tight fit for Universe Man's dick.

erimir
10-06-2006, 08:37 PM
My pussy is so tight, it doubles as a juicer.*

*I do not have a pussy.**

**But you knew that already.

Dingfod
10-06-2006, 08:39 PM
But, if you had one, it would be nice and tight.

Shelli
10-06-2006, 08:40 PM
:chuckle:

erimir
10-06-2006, 09:17 PM
My pussy is so tight, it's tighter than Sweetie's ass.

And as we all know, Sweetie has a really tight asshole. Which might be why that bug up her butt bothers her so much.

Shelli
10-06-2006, 09:21 PM
:roffle:

godfry n. glad
10-06-2006, 09:28 PM
My pussy is so tight,
I could starve a mosquito.

I think the descriptor you seek is "juicy", rather than "tight".

Just like Carl, Jr. burgers, "hot 'n' juicy".

Shelli
10-06-2006, 09:30 PM
awww.. the poor mosquito. :(

Johnny Pneumatic
10-07-2006, 04:59 AM
My pussy's so tight...
I use a needle as a dildo.

Joe
10-10-2006, 03:58 PM
Well, I'm certainly not going to make jokes about my pussy being the Grand Freakin' Canyon. :ptht:

:LMAO:

Anastasia Beaverhausen
10-25-2006, 09:37 PM
I :bow: to erimir.

Sock Puppet
10-25-2006, 10:07 PM
My pussy is so tight ...

... I nicknamed it "Bobbit"

inyourhonor
11-06-2006, 02:12 AM
Well, I'm certainly not going to make jokes about my pussy being the Grand Freakin' Canyon. :ptht:

That would be a tight fit for Universe Man's dick.
lol, there's cola in my nose!
I :bow: to Universe Man!