The latest profane rant

[Sock Puppet]

For awhile, it looked like I was going to get a free trip to London to train some contract writers on US antiboycott law. I even had discussed it with Leesifer, as I would of course have made it a point to hit a pub or something with her while I was there. Even though it was business, I've never been to the UK before, and I could've turned it into an almost-all-expenses-paid vacation.

Instead, Queen Bitch of Turd Mountain, aka the international trade compliance manager for the whole corporation, is doing it herself. Even though she has to give herself a crash course in material that I already know better than anybody in the fucking company just to do it in an intelligent manner. Fucking control-freak, asshole bitch. Oh, I did get a little pat on the back for designing some great training materials back when I did an antiboycott course via teleconference last year. Second-hand, that is. Queen Bitch didn't say two fucking words to me about it directly.

There are two other locations that need training: Singapore and Houston. I can just see that fucking assclown asking me to handle the Houston bozos while she goes on her junkets to Europe and Asia. I hope she chokes on a fish ball. :rant:

[Shelli]

Oh, man. That sucks. :thumbdown:

[livius drusus]

What a hobag. I got screwed out of a fall trip to Bermuda once. Mine was legitimate, though, 'cause he had seniority and was at least as knowledgable as I.

:gromp:

[viscousmemories]

I can just see that fucking assclown asking me to handle the Houston bozos[...]
Hey, don't mess with Texas.

[BDS]

I went to Houston on business once. I was traveling with a woman cohort. My only instructions to her: "If we meet any pretty women, I'm an astronaut."

[freemonkey]

That really sucks, Sock. You have my sympathies. :hug:

[rigorist]

While she is out of town is the time to make your move to unseat her from her throne of shit upon Turd Mountain.

[chick]

I hope she chokes on a fish ball. :rant:
Get the guys from your avatar to beat her up.

[quiet bear]

What the heck is an assclown?

[Ymir's blood]

... and was at least as knowledgable as I.
How can the universe contain it? :P

[Sock Puppet]

What the heck is an assclown?
Someone who is somewhat more fucked-up than an asshat, but not quite as fucked-up as an ass cantaloupe. It's hard to quantify against a fuckwit, which is on a different scale of measurement.

[quiet bear]

Ah......gotcha.


The language in here...shew!

[Legs]

Sory Sock, but on the bright side won't she be gone from your office for a long time? That's got to be worth something?

[Sock Puppet]

I suppose, except that she'll still be able to harass us via e-mail. What really sucks is that she's so much higher on the food chain that I can't tell her even 1% of what I really think about her. I'm already steeling myself against the possibility that she's going to bitch about the long flight, or whatever, when she comes back. Must ... control ... Fist of Death ...

[Leesifer]

One day, Sock. :gromp:

[Tanda]

While she is out of town is the time to make your move to unseat her from her throne of shit upon Turd Mountain.

:yup: What he said.

[curses]

While she is out of town is the time to make your move to unseat her from her throne of shit upon Turd Mountain.

:yup: What he said.Either that or just rearrange her office.

[Tanda]

I was thinkin maybe he should also raid her petty cashbox. :spend: :muahaha:

[Sock Puppet]

One day, Sock. :gromp:
:longing:

[Leesifer]

:aww:

c'mere :cuddles: