The Jesus Lawyer
10-28-2006, 10:11 PM
I got in the elevator today with this really cute bimbo and her daughter. The woman was my age and she totally reminded me of somebody that got through life using looks and sex. She sort of had that Anna Nicole thing going on. She was pretty and sexy, but was a bit older now and had wrinkles and leathery skin from a life of many grimaces.
Anyhow, she looks at me and then looks down at my dog, which I was taking out for a pee. She and her little girl started fussing over him and I could see a fine cougar in the headlights as she worked up a question and after stumbling over a few words she finally got this out: "Is that one of them, ummm…un-hairless kinds?" (she had one of those helium-type voices :D)
I fell madly in love.
I chewed my gum harder and looker her square in the eye, and in my most manly voice I said, "Yes, he is a hairless Chinese crested." It is not easy to be manly while saying this, but I'm a pro by now. She was so dumb and vulnerable...then I realized how smart and well behaved her pretty daughter seemed. I also noticed the big rock on her finger. I love people like this. They remind me that genius is relative.
Some conquer the world getting into others’ heads while some do it by climbing on them…
michael :)
Anyhow, she looks at me and then looks down at my dog, which I was taking out for a pee. She and her little girl started fussing over him and I could see a fine cougar in the headlights as she worked up a question and after stumbling over a few words she finally got this out: "Is that one of them, ummm…un-hairless kinds?" (she had one of those helium-type voices :D)
I fell madly in love.
I chewed my gum harder and looker her square in the eye, and in my most manly voice I said, "Yes, he is a hairless Chinese crested." It is not easy to be manly while saying this, but I'm a pro by now. She was so dumb and vulnerable...then I realized how smart and well behaved her pretty daughter seemed. I also noticed the big rock on her finger. I love people like this. They remind me that genius is relative.
Some conquer the world getting into others’ heads while some do it by climbing on them…
michael :)