Gotta read my spam more often.

[Brimshack]

"hey it's Christy ; -)

I am not a model nor do I think will be the next big thing on the net. What I am is down to earth, honest, friendly and caring and I hope all of my traits show on my website. Check it :))))

http://tbhsjo.teeniesluts.info/ch2/


r3 m0v3 http://iwj.nymphosex.info/tbz/

[Petra]

You're a sick man, Brim.

One of the illest.

:SM:

[Brimshack]

True enough, but you gotta love someone who wants their "Teensluts.com" website to convey her honesty and integrity.

[livius drusus]

But it was her down to earth and caring traits that really showed best, I thought.

[Goliath]

But it was her down to earth and caring traits that really showed best, I thought.

Well, you have to be down to earth at least somewhat to kneel like that for any length of time. :lecher: :D

[Brimshack]

LOL, don't tell me you actually followed the link. I'm at work, so not even perverse curiosity is going to get me to try that one.

...I don't think.

[Goliath]

It's too bad that my old NDSU e-mail account was disabled...I had a couple of funny spams. The three that I remember were porn spams, and their titles were:

"Jack.L.Maney!!!1! M!dgets and H@rses!"

"You know what rhymes with boat? PUSSY!!"

and the one that left me laughing for at least five minutes:

"...What smells funny?"

:D

I remember the first few times that I got porn spam that was disguised as a chick (with a real-sounding e-mail address...ie not something like "blowjobs4dogsyay!!1@hotmail.com) who acted as though she heard about you from "a friend" or "a personals ad" and wanted to get to know you.....the first one of those that I opened up was kinda heartbreaking. But then again, I'm painfully lonely a fair amount of the time...YMMV.

[Goliath]

LOL, don't tell me you actually followed the link.

Yep. I'm at home, so I followed it. There's a cute chick on the main page, and of course, you have to pay money to see more...you aren't missing out on anything special as far as porn goes, though.

But in case you're curious, here's some safe-for-work info:

Christy is 18 years old, 5'1", and 105 lbs.

Although she is cute, I'd be afraid of breaking her in half... :eek: :D

[Petra]

I remember the first few times that I got porn spam that was disguised as a chick (with a real-sounding e-mail address...ie not something like "blowjobs4dogsyay!!1@hotmail.com) who acted as though she heard about you from "a friend" or "a personals ad" and wanted to get to know you.....the first one of those that I opened up was kinda heartbreaking. But then again, I'm painfully lonely a fair amount of the time...YMMV.

I used to get those, too! I always wanted to reply back and say, "but I'm a girl! A hetero girl, dammit! I'm not interested in your silly, hot, wet thingamy! Send me pics of willies, dammit!"

But they never did...




And yes, Brim, I followed the link. For God's sake, don't tell my mother!

Anyway, I thought she looked like a very friendly girl. You have my blessings.

[Goliath]

I used to get those, too! I always wanted to reply back and say, "but I'm a girl! A hetero girl, dammit! I'm not interested in your silly, hot, wet thingamy! Send me pics of willies, dammit!"

But they never did...


Well, if it's any consolation, I got all kinds of people offering to sell me cream that would "make them perky and enhance my breast size by at least a cup and make the guys drool over my attractive cleavage" (paraphrased as best as I can remember it).

Once I actually did reply to one of those saying something to the effect of "No thank you. I need to lose weight...my manboobs are big enough. However, I do like having perky nipples. Is there a cream that just makes my nipples perky and not my chest?"

Oddly enough, I didn't get a reply... :D

[Corona688]

Someone actually made a webcomic about funny spam titles: http://spamusement.com/

[Goliath]

Someone actually made a webcomic about funny spam titles: http://spamusement.com/

LOL...that's awesome! Thanks!