Improve your brian function...

[Plant Woman]

Not that there is anything wrong with my brian.

Anyway I thought this typo was hilarious in an ad for blueberries:

Forstall the aging process, improve your brian function,

My brian function is fine. Really.

Yours?

[TomJoe]

I love blueberries. Especially with a pinch of sugar and a dollop of sour cream.

[quiet bear]

/me waits for the inevitable 'I love brians with a pinch of sugar and a dollop of sour cream'

[fragment]

I've heard we only use ten per cent of our brians.

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

I love blueberries. Especially with a pinch of sugar and a dollop of sour cream.
Sour cream?

[RareBear]

What do I look like? Some kinda brian surgeon? If I had a half a brian, I'd be dangerous.

[godfry n. glad]

What does Brian think about all this?

[Plant Woman]

What does Brian think about all this?

I asked my brian and it just wiggled like jello.

[Dingfod]

My brians are fried and served with scrambled eggs.

[Godwhacker]

I read somewhere that cooling the brain slightly is theorized to also improve brain function. Thus, chomping on ice or cool beverages should help...

[Dingfod]

It might even help with brian function.

[oz diva]

It reminds me of a job ad (for jelly* wrestlers no less) needing professional work effics. :) Pleased to say that my effics are in tip top shape.

In Australia jelly is jello.

[MonCapitan2002]

I've heard we only use ten per cent of our brians.
That ten percent hokum is a myth. We really only use one half of a tenth of a thousandth of a percent of one ten percent of our brians.

[oz diva]

Poor Brians they are under exposed.

[godfry n. glad]

I've heard we only use ten per cent of our brians.
That ten percent hokum is a myth. We really only use one half of a tenth of a thousandth of a percent of one ten percent of our brians.

That begs the question, of course, of what use you make if it. How do you use it? In such infinitesimal portions?

I don't use any of my brian. I don't have a brian.

[godfry n. glad]

Poor Brians they are under exposed.

Are you suggesting that Brians need a life?

[Dingfod]

I had a brian, but my brian died about 15 years ago. My brian was 96 years old at the time.

[Psykottik]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/UnholyGhost/Brian.jpg

[Dingfod]

This is your brian:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41858000/jpg/_41858416_brianjones_238.jpg

This is your brian on drugs:

http://us.inmagine.com/168nwm/imagesource/is638/is638053.jpg

[Plant Woman]

Cool my brian with ice, eh? Will improve my brian function, eh?

/me sips her ice water.

[Sock Puppet]

I'm Brian and so is my wife!

[Plant Woman]

ooooooooooooo

k. brian it tis.

:foocl:

[curses]

What do I look like? Some kinda brian surgeon? I read this as brian sturgeon.

Anyone have any spare briancells? It looks like I could use them.

:P

[Dingfod]

Craig Ferguson, 1 brian; Conan 0'brian.

[Plant Woman]

Anyone have any spare briancells? It looks like I could use them.

Rewiring might be better? ;)

[curses]

How does one rewire Brian?

[Dingfod]

According to the caption, this is a picture of brian's wiring:

http://www.triode-systems.com/modules/wfsection/build-photos/brian-ella/ella-finished-wiring.jpg

I'm sure it could be rewired.