postslutting to 1000

[beyelzu]

I think the title says it all

[beyelzu]

only 21 to go

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now 20

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well, I think everyone knows what number this one is

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17 more

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16 more

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and only 15 now

[beyelzu]

for anyone still reading this thread.

let it be known that to quote warren zevon

Now its all fucked up and shot to hell

[beyelzu]

you know my interactions in general are very reminiscent(sp?) of this thread

[beyelzu]

I think I am going to surprise everyone with some actual content in one of my next 1000 posts

[beyelzu]

Its the all grady thread


although all the peni are kind of disturbing



edited because I am fucking retarded.

[beyelzu]

everyone should feel free to post slut in my thread, as obviously there are no standards about content

[beyelzu]

not too many more

[beyelzu]

this sucks

[beyelzu]

its kind of like grafitti on a cathedral when you think about it.

[beyelzu]

or a loud fart in church :)

[beyelzu]

only six short posts to go

[beyelzu]

its funny I think I fucked my numbering up,

I cant even fucking count.

[beyelzu]

997

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998

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999

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:whogives:

[wade-w]

You seem to have a serious case of odometer obsession.

[beyelzu]

You seem to have a serious case of odometer obsession.
yeah, you can add that to my list of fucked up attributes.

thanks for pointing it out :D :(

[pescifish]

Is that an attribute or a characteristic? Perhaps an affliction.

Speaking of which, I have a HUGE-ass pecan pie (it's like 12 inch diameter, I think) from Costco. I only want one piece. You guys want some?

[Skep]

Is that an attribute or a characteristic? Perhaps an affliction.

Speaking of which, I have a HUGE-ass pecan pie (it's like 12 inch diameter, I think) from Costco. I only want one piece. You guys want some?
:hungry:

[beyelzu]

Is that an attribute or a characteristic? Perhaps an affliction.

Speaking of which, I have a HUGE-ass pecan pie (it's like 12 inch diameter, I think) from Costco. I only want one piece. You guys want some?
uhh, yeah.


sadly, shipping might be an issue.

You feel like driving down to south ga and delivering. maybe I could meet you halfway.

what is a day drive for quality free pecan pie.


btw, you made me smile, thank you.

[wade-w]

Hmmm... half way between South Georgia and Southern California is about where I am. Pecan Pie Party!

[Petra]

Hmmm.


I've been in one of my poetry reading moods, and thought it would be fun to find a poem about post-slutting for you, beyelzu. So y'know I employ Google and of the ten (http://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial_s&hl=en&q=%22post+slutting%22%2Bpoem&btnG=Google+Search) results on the first page; two are from Internet Infidels, and one is from here. Many thanks, warrenly, you threadkilling sumbitch. :D


Anyway, I'm not going to look on page two of the search results, as I imagine those results to be feeble. And I don't think 'feeble' would be too appreciated by a stocky pink cock in a fuck off t-shirt - especially not when the poor bugger's down, as I now am inclined to think our most turgid member is.


At one point I was thinkin', 'Kid needs a smack on the kisser', but then realised that I wasn't sure if I meant that he needs a punch in the mouth or a kiss on the lips. I guess sometimes we all need a little of each. Metaphorically speaking, of course.


So, I'm like wonderin'. Waddaya get a post slut for Christmas? Do you get him a recording of Elvis singing Return to Sender in a Hawai'ian shirt under a coconut palm. There's something almost biblical about that, I think, because
Post Sluts have the best hips. Their style is all in the sway, and they can swing their salt in a summer breeze like the wind will scribe 'slut' on the foamy ocean as it licks the shores.


But I'm now talking after the fact.


And the rest, as they say, is just postal. :D

[Petra]

Oh, and by-the-way, can you send me a piece of the pecan pie? I'll love you for ever and ever if you do. Honest. :D

[livius drusus]

Congratulations on the thousand, bey. Now I feel about a third less freakish. :tmgrin:

So... um... Are you okay, bey? Cause you kinda seemed a little, well, on edge on the first page of this thread.

[Shake]

its kind of like grafitti on a cathedral when you think about it.
Except that good grafitti banter usually carries on between multiple parties, of which this thread had none until fairly recently.

Sheesh! 1,000 posts?!? I'd have to do more post-slutting than you just did just to get to 200!

[Shake]

Of course, if I'd just posted a new reply instead of editing...

+1

[pescifish]

Pie for everyone!

http://www.pescifish.net/images/pecanPie.jpg

Although I'm sure southern Georgia has the ultimate awesome pecan pie available. Costco's is rather decent however, and there is enough for everyone!

[livius drusus]

Holy cataracts of caro syrup, Batman! That's a fucking huge ass pie. Was it good?

[beyelzu]

Congratulations on the thousand, bey. Now I feel about a third less freakish. :tmgrin:

So... um... Are you okay, bey? Cause you kinda seemed a little, well, on edge on the first page of this thread.
I am glad you feel a third less freakish.


and I just thought I would take this time to say that obviously, I am in a much better mood than I was yesterday.

[pescifish]

Yeah, it's one of the better ones around. I like pecan pie to be more buttery than sweet, so that's hard to find. Still, as I get older I seem to be losing whatever small amount of sweet tooth I ever had. I didn't finish the piece that was cut out last night. The rest of the pie is going to work with me today -- gotta get all our tummies stretched out for the big potluck on Wednesday.


And it is actually a full foot in diameter. hehe. Costco.

[beyelzu]

Pie for everyone!

http://www.pescifish.net/images/pecanPie.jpg

Although I'm sure southern Georgia has the ultimate awesome pecan pie available. Costco's is rather decent however, and there is enough for everyone!
how much did that big ass pie cost?


when I go to sam's club with a friend this week, I have got to see about getting some pies for thanksgiving.

[pescifish]

$9.99 Quite a deal! The crust, btw, is very well done. I went to Costco to get a 6.25 lb rib roast ("prime rib" roast, but at Costco it's USDA Choice -- I'm not wealthy enough for Prime, if I could find it, even). That's what I'm bringing to the Wednesday potluck. Everyone's gonna have turkey the following day, might as well beef it up.

We just got a Sam's Club last year, but I've never been there. I understand they have similar high quality and low prices, so I don't doubt you can find a good pie when you go!

[beyelzu]

its kind of like grafitti on a cathedral when you think about it.
Except that good grafitti banter usually carries on between multiple parties, of which this thread had none until fairly recently.

Sheesh! 1,000 posts?!? I'd have to do more post-slutting than you just did just to get to 200!
well, now the grafitti banter is actually interactive. I just couldnt wait for you guys to catch up with me, I had to break the thousand before midnight so I wouldnt turn into a pumpkin.


hobok wangja imneda


loose translation from korean, I am the pumpkin king

[livius drusus]

I just couldnt wait for you guys to catch up with me, I had to break the thousand before midnight so I wouldnt turn into a pumpkin.

Tarot tell you that, did it? :tmevil:

[beyelzu]

I just couldnt wait for you guys to catch up with me, I had to break the thousand before midnight so I wouldnt turn into a pumpkin.

Tarot tell you that, did it? :tmevil:
I'm never going to live that down am I? :tmgrin:


btw, I dont think that there is a grin wide enough on any of the smilies we have for the one on my face.

[beyelzu]

$9.99 Quite a deal! The crust, btw, is very well done. I went to Costco to get a 6.25 lb rib roast ("prime rib" roast, but at Costco it's USDA Choice -- I'm not wealthy enough for Prime, if I could find it, even). That's what I'm bringing to the Wednesday potluck. Everyone's gonna have turkey the following day, might as well beef it up.

We just got a Sam's Club last year, but I've never been there. I understand they have similar high quality and low prices, so I don't doubt you can find a good pie when you go!
I bought a bunch of great spicy italian sausage along with a bunch of other groceries at sam's a couple of weeks ago. I love shopping at those warehouse club stores. It is amazing how cheaply they sell shit.

[beyelzu]

btw, but one of the ways that ff is superior to ii is that you can go whole threads at II without any talk about food. :D

[livius drusus]

I'm never going to live that down am I? :tmgrin:

No sir, never. If it's any consolation, I was channel surfing the other day and stumbled on one of the tarot reading narrative chunks in The Red Violin and immediately thought of you. (You should totally see that movie if you haven't, btw.)

btw, I dont think that there is a grin wide enough on any of the smilies we have for the one on my face.

So I immediately went looking for a smiley with a grin wide enough to match your own but no deal. That's so awesome I'm going to have to do the JoeP with a new smiley dance. :bliss:

[JoeP]

I'm never going to live that down am I? :tmgrin:

No sir, never. If it's any consolation, I was channel surfing the other day and stumbled on one of the tarot reading narrative chunks in The Red Violin and immediately thought of you. (You should totally see that movie if you haven't, btw.)

btw, I dont think that there is a grin wide enough on any of the smilies we have for the one on my face.

So I immediately went looking for a smiley with a grin wide enough to match your own but no deal. That's so awesome I'm going to have to do the JoeP with a new smiley dance. :bliss:
Oh. Look. I've got a smilie ofmyveryown. :bliss: And it's called bliss. :bliss:

:mail: :mememe: :cloud9: :cheerful: :yes!:

JoeP :glomp2: Livius Drusus

:bliss:

[Shake]

Bleh. I don't care for pecan pie. Thanks anyway. Who wants my piece?

[Petra]

Who wants my piece?

Yeah, ok then. Toss it over here. :cool:







....oh, sorry, you meant piece of pie.... :blush:

:naughty:

[godfry n. glad]

Are we talking pie in the sky, here?

godfry

[Shake]

Who wants my piece?

Yeah, ok then. Toss it over here. :cool:
I'm afraid my arm's not that good. I can barely hit California from here.







....oh, sorry, you meant piece of pie.... :blush:

:naughty:
Well, maybe not for you! :wink:

[livius drusus]

Oh. Look. I've got a smilie ofmyveryown. :bliss: And it's called bliss. :bliss:

:mail: :mememe: :cloud9: :cheerful: :yes!:

JoeP :glomp2: Livius Drusus

:bliss:

Goodness me, however did I miss such lovely effusions? :bliss: suits you perfectly, Joe.

Thanks for the trademark :bump:, Shake.

[Shake]

I'm here to help! :pleased:

[maddog]

Dagnabit! I missed the PIE!!!

And I have just post-slutted myself to the grand total of 100 posts! :balloons: :party: :dancin: :dance: :waltz: :dance: :waltz: :lindance: :djparty: :banana: :carrot: :pepper: :hotmoves: :headspin: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

#100

[Shake]

Just got myself up to 200! :woohoo: Go me!