I'm so lazy...

[viscousmemories]

...I just stirred my coffee with the handle of a fork to avoid washing a spoon.

[D. Scarlatti]

Put the milk in first and then pour the coffee, you won't have to stir it at all. Amateur.

[Veritas]

But VM, now you have to wash the fork handle.

[Stormlight]

But VM, now you have to wash the fork handle.

:rofl:

[viscousmemories]

Put the milk in first and then pour the coffee, you won't have to stir it at all. Amateur.
Milk? I use little vanilla flavored creamers I buy in bulk, thank you very much. :glare:

But VM, now you have to wash the fork handle.
Not right now, I don't. :smugnod:

[D. Scarlatti]

vanilla flavored creamers

Eew, gross. Don't you like coffee?

[viscousmemories]

Not particularly, but it's an effective vehicle for warm vanilla creamer.

[D. Scarlatti]

I hear it's an effective vehicle for Irish whiskey as well, if you wanna get real lazy. (Okay, not you, but somebody else.)

[viscousmemories]

Anyway you people are supposed to be sharing your own lazy stories, but I guess I'm the only lazy person here. :rolleyes:

[Ymir's blood]

The real lazy people can't be bothered to type up their stories.

[D. Scarlatti]

Too lazy, couldn't be bothered.

[Ymir's blood]

:cool2:

[Veritas]

But VM, now you have to wash the fork handle.Not right now, I don't. :smugnod:

You could have used a spoon and washed it later.

[viscousmemories]

Use a dirty spoon? :yuck:

[D. Scarlatti]

Too lazy to go back and edit my post for "x-post with Ymir's blood," also.

(More than anal enough to go back and change "Blood" to "blood" in this one, though.)

[JackDog]

I'm so lazy that I haven't given my dog a bath in over five years.


:scooby:

[pescifish]

vm, if you were really lazy you'd figure out how to get around having to wash the coffee cup.

[Clutch Munny]

I've been dying for a cup of coffee for about five hours now.

[Shelli]

.. that I have dust on top of dust throughout my house.

[Dingfod]

.. that I have dust on top of dust throughout my house.You too?

[Shelli]

Yep. Know any good house cleaners that work for free? :polish:

but.. I work 40 hours a week, take care of a house along with the 4 cats, 3 dogs, and 2 human animals within it, pay the bills, keep the finances in order, and take care of all other paperwork, taxes, etc., keep the house relatively clean and kept up, wash and fold all of the laundry, make all of the apts., do the grocery and household shopping, and I'm sure other stuff that I'm not thinking of right now. That makes up for the dust me thinks. :yup:

[viscousmemories]

/me raises his hand.

[Shelli]

Oooh, cool. :cool: When ya gonna be here? :polish: :mopping: :rinse: :vacuum:

[Veritas]

Use a dirty spoon? :yuck:

Nooooo...you use a clean spoon, but wash it later.

I mean, you'll only have to wash the fork handle...eventually. A spoon, a fork handle, it all has to be washed in the end.

Well, I hope so! :puke:

[Dingfod]

Ewww! Washed in the end?

[Veritas]

Ewww! Washed in the end?

You are. :glare:

NO, Dinglewank, I meant washed after the act of having been used in the stirrification of the coffee or whatever. Tuh!

[Shelli]

Dinglewank
:giggle:

[Dingfod]

Tuh!You are. :glare:

[Veritas]

Tuh!You are. :glare:

No...you are.:glare:

[viscousmemories]

Nooooo...you use a clean spoon, but wash it later.
That's only an option if you have a clean spoon!

[Dingfod]

Tuh!You are. :glare:

No...you are.:glare:Missus uh-Whiggins, could I see you for a minute, plees?

[Veritas]

Wash the spoon first?

Or do your dishes regularly, say...oh, once a month?

[Dingfod]

Just buy new ones when you run out.

[viscousmemories]

Wash the spoon first?
Did I mention I'm lazy?

[Veritas]

Shave the old ones. Makes it easier to wash them.

[Veritas]

Wash the spoon first?
Did I mention I'm lazy?

Oh, so that's what the thread title's all about...

[Shelli]

erm... how 'bout plastic, disposable spoons? :eh?:

[Veritas]

VM would have to go to the shop to buy them though, and he's too lazy.

Uh...credit card? Buy them over t'interwebs maybe?

[quiet bear]

You can get, like, 1,000 plastic spoons for.50 at the grocery store. Never have to wash one again.

I'm so lazy I buy all my work socks the same color so I don't have to bother matching them.

I'm so lazy, I fold my laundry on the bed in the spare room so I don't have to put it away.

I'm so lazy I have a mirror in the shower so I don't ever have to clean whiskers out of the sink after I shave.

[viscousmemories]

That's the spirit, quiet bear.

Oh, and plastic spoons are out of the question. Just because I'm lazy doesn't mean I hate nature.

[Clutch Munny]

QB, what is this folding thing of which you speak? Something involving clothes, apparently?

[Julie]

Just buy new ones when you run out.

LOL I've been known to do that!

/me just thruough out all her dishes...dirty...and bought new ones













In my defence my old ones were all chipped and broken. My new ones are very cool looking correll so they wont chip.

[Kyuss Apollo]

Ewww! Washed in the end?


the dreaded asswash.


The best way to avoid all this washing spoons crap is to drink your coffee BLACK. Then there's no trips to the store for sugar, creamer, milk etc.

If you are realy and truly lazy, drink black coffee. yah.

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

the dreaded asswash.


The best way to avoid all this washing spoons crap is to drink your coffee BLACK. Then there's no trips to the store for sugar, creamer, milk etc.

If you are realy and truly lazy, drink black coffee. yah.
But I like my tastebuds. :(


I'll take a cappuccino, please. And not our darling Italian member (as I'm not his type), but frothy goodness. Dash of caramel.

[Tanda]

Black coffee? :bleh:

I'm so lazy that I use a laundry basket instead of a dresser so that I don't have to keep taking things out and putting them back in.

[Dingfod]

I'm so lazy I have a mirror in the shower so I don't ever have to clean whiskers out of the sink after I shave.Note to self: Get shaving mirror for shower.

Oh, wait, I use a Braun electric shaver about 95% of the time.


Nevermind.

[Dingfod]

Just buy new ones when you run out.

LOL I've been known to do that!

* Julie just thruough out all her dishes...dirty...and bought new onesOddly enough, this was in today's Post Secret:

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[Sweetie]

I'm so lazy I have a mirror in the shower so I don't ever have to clean whiskers out of the sink after I shave.

:giggles:

That's not laziness man, that's brilliance because the fact is, men don't actually ever have to clean whiskers out of the sink after they shave. They can leave it there, or wait for someone else to do it. :brooding:

[Adam]

I'm so lazy I have a mirror in the shower so I don't ever have to clean whiskers out of the sink after I shave.

Dude, that's brilliant.

...the fact is, men don't actually ever have to clean whiskers out of the sink after they shave. They can leave it there, or wait for someone else to do it.

:glare:

We don't all have live-in sink cleaners...

Oh, um, keeping in the spirit of this thread, I'm so lazy I finally got around to going through some of my old mail today and found a check I received for working the polls last year. w00t! Payday!

[Sweetie]

My sink last night when I went to wash my face before bed. Yes, he was already in bed, so no, he had no intentions of cleaning it up. They're hard to see but they are whiskers damnit. :glare:

[Sock Puppet]

Oh, um, keeping in the spirit of this thread, I'm so lazy I finally got around to going through some of my old mail today and found a check I received for working the polls last year.What is this "working" you speak of?

[Shelli]

I'm so NOT lazy that my Secret Santa gift box is set to go out in the mail tomorrow! :yay:

[quiet bear]

I'm so lazy, I waited until now to look at this thread for the second time.

[Veritas]

I'm so lazy, could one of you come round to make me a cuppa? I can't be arsed getting off my living room floor and walking ten feet to the kitchen.

[Adam]

So, I cleaned out my fridge today.* I've been sort of vaguely aware that there have been a small army of orange juice cartons piling up in there over time but, since it's not my orange juice, I haven't really given it any conscious thought. So, today, as I'm pouring them out, I realize that, judging by the use-by dates on them, most of them can't be from the recently-moved-out-and-dating-my-ex-god-damn-him roommate, but actually have to have been purchased by the previous roommate, who left almost a year ago to go live with his girlfriend. Even better, one of them was so old that he had to have purchased it while living at the apartment we used to share before I even bought this house. I vaguely remember that we just sort of scooped the contents of the fridge into a box and hauled them over here when we moved but, damn, how the hell do I still have someone else's orange juice from an apartment neither of us has lived in for like two years in my fridge?


* - I know, I know, actually having cleaned the fridge sort of negates the whole laziness vibe. If it makes you feel any better, I didn't actually 'clean' anything, in the sense of wiping it, or maybe even getting some soap or something in there, I just threw away all the old shit as part of my effort to get the house back in order in the wake of the most recent roommate moving out.

[Shelli]

ewwww.... Adam... that's just... ewwwwww :eww:

[Shelli]

Although.. I just grossed myself out because I think I might have just boiled and eaten a couple bugs along with my mac & cheese. That box of mac & cheese was OLD. :shudder:

hmmm... I think I should clean out my cupboards... meh.. later. :meh:

[biochemgirl]

I'm so lazy that instead of getting my ass out of the chair to go get a blanket, I'd rather sit and whine about how cold I am. Yes getting up would also create a small bit of warmth but that would require effort on my own part and whining takes much less energy than the whole getting out of the chair and walking thing. Plus if I whine long enough perhaps the hubby would get sick of it and get me a blanket...hmmm........

[viscousmemories]

Put the milk in first and then pour the coffee, you won't have to stir it at all. Amateur.
I just wanted you to know that this advice changed my life - for the better.

[Stormlight]

:chuckle:

[Raza]

You own cutlery? Showoff.