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viscousmemories

12-03-2006, 01:40 AM

I went for the open sewer.

I'm sorry, but I can't think of that man without thinking "If you think I'm sexy..."

...and I don't.

Plant Woman

12-03-2006, 01:42 AM

That's has to be better than, "I'm too sexy for my shirt".

quiet bear

12-03-2006, 01:48 AM

remember when they called him 'Rod the Bod'?

Ymir's blood

12-03-2006, 02:05 AM

I went for the open sewer.

I'm sorry, but I can't think of that man without thinking "If you think I'm sexy..."

...and I don't.
Listen to the Revolting Cocks cover and it will cure you of that.

at YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6cHeNvzE30)

Dingfod

12-03-2006, 02:15 AM

I'd aim him for Tom Jones. 2 for 1.

viscousmemories

12-03-2006, 02:27 AM

Listen to the Revolting Cocks cover and it will cure you of that.
Now that I like.

D. Scarlatti

12-03-2006, 02:46 AM

.........Philistines.
http://www.imusic.dk/gfx/item/thumbnail/827/0075992636827.jpg

Clutch Munny

12-03-2006, 03:15 AM

Could I aim him at Ron Wood, and hope that the collision would turn them into rock musicians again?

freemonkey

12-03-2006, 03:49 AM

You gave too many good options in the poll, but I chose carniverous penguins just because I think that would be cute.

pescifish

12-03-2006, 04:16 AM

Oops, my cannon misfired. :cannon:
Now I've got Rod Stewart all over my face.

chick

12-03-2006, 05:48 AM

I'd aim him for Britney Spears and her giant cooter that she's so fond of showing off.

Anastasia Beaverhausen

12-03-2006, 06:53 AM

I'd aim him for Tom Jones. 2 for 1.
Yes! Or Britney, and hope he takes out Paris in proximity.

quiet bear

12-03-2006, 07:40 AM

I'd aim him for Tom Jones. 2 for 1.
Yes! Or Britney, and hope he takes out Paris in proximity.

Like a hand grenade's kill radius.

Oh, and BTW, my very first thought was to aim him at Ron Wood, as well. Seriously.

Shelli

12-03-2006, 03:18 PM

I'd aim him for Britney Spears and her giant cooter that she's so fond of showing off.
:yeahthat:

"cooter" :giggle:

JoeP

12-03-2006, 07:36 PM

It's gotta be the penguins. I just hope they don't get hurt. Or get indigestion.

MonCapitan2002

12-03-2006, 08:05 PM

I'd aim him for Britney Spears and her giant cooter that she's so fond of showing off.
He'd probably fall out of it, though. :sadcheer:

fragment

12-03-2006, 11:02 PM

Just to be pedantic, aren't all penguins carnivorous anyway? Pescivores at any rate.

... now returning you to your scheduled mental image of sharp-toothed gore-splashed penguins in the grip of a Rod-fuelled feeding frenzy ...

pescifish

12-03-2006, 11:10 PM

Pescivores
:cryhome:

fragment

12-04-2006, 12:19 AM

:cheerup:

No need to worry, unless you happen to be Rod Stewart!

Ensign Steve

12-04-2006, 12:53 AM

I'm sorry, but I can't think of that man without thinking "If you think I'm sexy..."
I can't think of that song without thinking of Mike Meyers in So I Married an Axe Murderer.

We have a piper down. I repeat. We have a piper down.

Plus, y'all are haters.

Veritas

12-04-2006, 12:57 AM

I object to penguins being on the list. Carnivorous or not, they all deserve to live.

Veritas

12-04-2006, 12:59 AM

I vote Britney - they could meld into some sort of rock/pop hybrid. Then Britney might stop flashing her minge and Rod would be too busy shagging her to release any more 'songs'.

Dingfod

12-04-2006, 01:12 AM

All penguins are carnivorous, that is if you consider fish to be meat.

godfry n. glad

12-04-2006, 01:21 AM

I'd aim him for Tom Jones. 2 for 1.

If you could get Tom Jones to sit down for caramel lattes with Englebert Humperdink and Barry Manilow, then we could aim Rod at the gathering and have a major mitzvah for humanity.

Dingfod

12-04-2006, 01:26 AM

Perfect!

Well, it would be if The Hoff was there too.

:ducks:

godfry n. glad

12-04-2006, 01:33 AM

Oh, yeah....of course....Hoff, too.

:angrymob:

Veritas

12-04-2006, 02:14 AM

See, there was a line, and you just crossed it. :angry:

Joshua Adams

12-04-2006, 02:16 AM

All penguins are carnivorous, that is if you consider fish to be meat.Evolution says they are a type of shrubbery. And penguins came from a rock.

godfry n. glad

12-04-2006, 02:55 AM

See, there was a line, and you just crossed it. :angry:

I thought you Brits used the term "queue" instead of line...

Ymir's blood

12-04-2006, 03:05 AM

See, there was a line, and you just crossed it. :angry:

I thought you Brits used the term "queue" instead of line...
But you don't cross queues. You cut them. :unicut:

Veritas

12-04-2006, 03:08 AM

Queue jumping? Dear God above! :faint:

And gng, I'm referring to a line in the sand. A line, demarkation between the sacred and the profane.

YOU, young sir, have profaned the name of St Hoff. :furious:

Shake

12-04-2006, 08:48 PM

Well, how could I not go for an option called, "Carnivorous penguins"? Though current discussion has led me to believe that shooting him towards the Hoff might not be a bad idea, either.

Shake

12-04-2006, 08:49 PM

Pescivores
... things that Joe Pesci should be afraid of???

Sock Puppet

12-04-2006, 09:45 PM

I can't decide whether I'd aim him at 1973 or at all y'all haters.
:yeahthat: ... 'cept I'd make it 1968, even (http://www.amazon.com/Truth-Jeff-Beck/dp/B00080JD6O/sr=8-3/qid=1165268605/ref=pd_bbs_sr_3/002-7691758-3670432?ie=UTF8&s=music).

livius drusus

12-04-2006, 10:09 PM

Erm... I don't get it. What does that album have to do with Rod Stewart? :dopey:

Veritas

12-04-2006, 10:33 PM

Pescivores
... things that Joe Pesci should be afraid of???

"I woulda got away with it too, if it weren't fer you pescivores!"

Sock Puppet

12-04-2006, 10:52 PM

Erm... I don't get it. What does that album have to do with Rod Stewart? :dopey:
He was the vocalist, hon. :wink: He was part of several good projects before becoming the shambling, empty shell he is today.

Product Description
After leaving the Yardbirds as lead guitarist in 1967, Jeff Beck formed The Jeff Beck Group featuring Rod Stewart on vocals and Ron Wood on bass, releasing two albums 'Truth' in 1968 and 'Beck-Ola' in 1969.

Veritas

12-04-2006, 10:55 PM

It must be so difficult, having a new album out and going home to fuck Penny Lancaster every day...

Does anyone know the Hair, Nose and Teeth project story? It got binned in the end 'cause they couldn't decide what order the words should be in. Made me larf, that did. :chuckle:

Blue

12-04-2006, 10:59 PM

I'd shoot him into his daughter, Kimberly.... (I think that's her name).

Veritas

12-04-2006, 11:00 PM

Do you know, she's got liver failure or somesuch, and she said, "I thought I could drink as much as I like, Dad...I'm half Scottish."

Twat. Half Scottish my arse. Irresponsible penis-brain more like.

Blue

12-05-2006, 04:34 AM

I'm almost convinced that she used to be a dude... I mean, it's too weird that she looks like her dad. It's like father and son....

D. Scarlatti

12-05-2006, 04:50 AM

After leaving the Yardbirds as lead guitarist in 1967, Jeff Beck formed The Jeff Beck Group featuring Rod Stewart on vocals and Ron Wood on bass, releasing two albums 'Truth' in 1968 and 'Beck-Ola' in 1969.

Rod Stewart put out some song in the 80s, I don't remember what the hell it was, but the video features Rod staring through binoculars at various lingerie-clad models in an adjacent hotel room or something, and all of a sudden Jeff Beck appears out of nowhere to play this fucking awesome guitar solo, then it's back to the lingerie video again.

Anyway, I think Ohh La La and a few tracks off Every Picture Tells A Story alone are enough to give Rod a pass for most of the elevator music he's been putting out for the past 25 years. Plus, Jeff Beck rules.

TomJoe

12-05-2006, 04:59 AM

No Planet X choice. :sigh:

Sock Puppet

12-05-2006, 03:48 PM

Rod Stewart put out some song in the 80s, I don't remember what the hell it was
"People Get Ready." Beautiful song. Beck even started the tour with him to support the album (of the same name, I think), but dropped out after awhile. I think he got bored with the material.

Miss Shelby

12-05-2006, 05:42 PM

I'd aim for whoever does his hair.

D. Scarlatti

12-05-2006, 11:15 PM

"People Get Ready."

Same record maybe, but this is the song I was thinking of (although the guitar solo isn't as special as I'd recalled):

Infatuation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7gDPxdLMCc)

Those were some dark, dark days indeed for music production.

Sock Puppet

12-06-2006, 12:13 AM

I remember that at the time, everybody was singing a parody called "It's Masturbation."

Ymir's blood

12-06-2006, 12:43 AM

Rod Stewart put out some song in the 80s, I don't remember what the hell it was, but the video features Rod staring through binoculars at various lingerie-clad models in an adjacent hotel room or something, and all of a sudden Jeff Beck appears out of nowhere to play this fucking awesome guitar solo, then it's back to the lingerie video again.
Rod Stewart as a peeping tom. niiice.

Won't somebody think of the models?