Cue the tumbleweeds

[beyelzu]

lets see our hero, me, in a deserted town, who is the villain?

all old west style.

[Scotty]

He was just off the dusty trail, parched, headed into this lonely town. Any more old tired metaphors and he would need some rearrangement of his frontal lobes.

That queued his memory, when was the last time it rained? His frontal lobes wanted to know. He could barely remember, but there was always a flow of that sweet whiskey. No matter what his throat would tell him later.

He slung his leg over the back of his horse, and groaned with how stiff his back felt, not really sure if the horse felt the same way. One thing was sure, there wasn't any water in the trough, and his horse didn't like whiskey.

For finding the only saloon in town, it sure didn't seem very noisy. In fact, it didn't seem like there was anybody there at all. He pushed through the squeaky door and was greeted by weak lamp light by something wholly unexpected.

A lone sheep. Well, okay, not a lone sheep but a very odd one. A lone odd sheep. Possibly from Montana by the look of it.

She, he assumed it was a she by the garter belt and the lipstick, turned a blank stare towards him, almost seductive in a sheep sort of way.

The other odd thing, was that she was talking to a dog who quickly scampered away behind the bar.

Alice, where are you now?

[livius drusus]

Let's look at the good side. We can now fill a thread with this smiley:

:tumble:

[livius drusus]

:blackhat: :tumble: :whitehat: :guns: :bond:


:firstaid:

[beyelzu]

damn, liv, you almost have a smiley story without any words, that is fucking cool.

[Dingfod]

He wiped his mouth with his sleeve. He heard himself say "That sheep shore is purdy." Or, was that the whiskey talking? Neither, it was the balding, unshaven bartender with a greasy apron who stood up from behind the dusty bar, polishing an obviously previously used glass. "You want her, she's yours." he offered with a wink and a grin.

He thought to himself, "I've been desperate before, but never this hard-up. I haven't fucked a sheep since I was a kid on the farm back in Kansas." No, this was not what he wanted right now. "Got any goats?" he asked.

[Adora]

lets see our hero, me, in a deserted town, who is the villain?
all old west style.
Another cock, obviously. Y'know, decked out in similar cowboy hats and chaps.

But the bigger question is: Who's the dandy-cock? Because if there's a Western going on, there has to be a dandy.

XD

[livius drusus]

damn, liv, you almost have a smiley story without any words, that is fucking cool.

:ovation: :thankee:

:thinkup: :writing:

:flirt: :copafeel: :bouquet: :lovesme: :snogging: :sex: :mawwiage: :lookporn: :rollpin: :bouquet: :bouquet: :bouquet: :bouquet: :kisshand: :hookup:

[beyelzu]

:bow: :bow: :bow:


:urock:

[beyelzu]

lets see our hero, me, in a deserted town, who is the villain?
all old west style.
Another cock, obviously. Y'know, decked out in similar cowboy hats and chaps.

But the bigger question is: Who's the dandy-cock? Because if there's a Western going on, there has to be a dandy.

XD
:rofl:

[Scotty]

The Old West Cock.

[godfry n. glad]

Wouldn't that be "Wild Bill the Hick Cock"?

godfry

[Dingfod]

Bad guys, godfry, bad guys.
Think:
John Wesley Hardon
Deadwood Dick
Dick West of the Drooling Gang aka Dolltown Gang
Hairy Longball aka The Someprance Kid
Tom Horny, crack shot
~or~
The only man that could possibly take care of beyelzu the biggest dick in the west, Gorge Armstrong Custard.

[Dingfod]

Finding out there weren't any goats and seeing that the sheep brought back bad memories of Sally, he decided to inquire further. "How about a board with a well-placed knothole?"

[Shake]

Here they are:

http://warriors.crsc.k12.ar.us/Tumbleweeds.JPG

[livius drusus]

But... They're not tumbling. :sadnana:

[Shake]

Yeah, and I'm not sure now that they're not just shrubs, but it looked good on the Google Image search. Let's see what else I can find...

[Shake]

This one's got feet!

http://www.keithphilpott.com/in_print/images/tumbleweed.jpg

[Shake]

This one's called 'Invasive Tumbleweed'

http://www.desertmuseum.org/programs/images/invasive_tumbleweed.jpg