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Dingfod
01-02-2007, 04:21 AM
Foster mom sues agency over foster son's expression of self-love. (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=28899&in_page_id=2)

Mom was 25 when her boyfriend Sigmar Polke took naked pics of her. Polke went on to become a world famous artist, making the old pictures quite valuable, estimated to be worth over £35,000.

When the 15-year-old foster son Mehmet found the old photos, he did what teenage boys will do and shot his wad all over the photos. He did not know who the model was, "Mom" is now 50 and probably not that masturbation-worthy now.

Despite efforts to restore the pictures, they were extensively damaged, they sold for only £8,000 at auction. She is now suing the German foster child services agency that placed Mehmet with her for the difference.


Judgement soon to come on her case.

Kyuss Apollo
01-02-2007, 04:44 AM
Boys will be boys.

erimir
01-02-2007, 08:09 AM
I'm guessing she doesn't get the money. Also guessing that lil Mehmet and mommy won't be getting along much anymore. I wonder if she would go so far as to have him given to a different foster family...

Also, wtf is up with people cumming on their porn? If I was jacking off to a printed picture, I would never cum on the picture. And I certainly never cum on my computer! :wank: :P

Dingfod
01-02-2007, 08:32 AM
Also, wtf is up with people cumming on their porn? If I was jacking off to a printed picture, I would never cum on the picture. And I certainly never cum on my computer! :wank: :PI have no idea. I have a lot more respect for my porn than that.

Shelli
01-02-2007, 11:28 AM
Weirdness. :stwitch:

Veritas
01-02-2007, 12:54 PM
Stupid li'l wanker.

Laminate your porn, for goodness' sake. LAMINATE YOUR PORN, people!

JoeP
01-02-2007, 08:30 PM
If he didn't scan it and post it on the internet first, he either hasn't been brought up properly, or doesn't even have a computer, scanner and internet access. Either way, I think the foster mother is responsible and should be sued.

All rise. People of the World v Marietta Anton, Judge Walter P. Dingfod III presiding.

JoeP
01-02-2007, 08:37 PM
In news that seem likely to keep local psychiatrists busy for a while, he did not realise who the model was whilst enjoying himself with the pictures.
  Vell, Mehmet's just zis guy, you know?
:therapy:

Veritas
01-02-2007, 09:41 PM
I originally thought this was a thread about Dingfod's dry-cleaning bill. :wank:

Johnny Pneumatic
01-02-2007, 09:46 PM
So, nobody saved the original negatives? As long as you have those, you can print all the copies of the photos you like. Dumb asses.

Dingfod
01-02-2007, 09:49 PM
I originally thought this was a thread about Dingfod's dry-cleaning bill. :wank:I meant to take that blue suit to the dry cleaners, but the feds confiscated it before I got around to it.

Naru
01-02-2007, 10:47 PM
God, I hope this woman does not win this suit.

"These bastards gave me a teenager who masturbates! Whoever heard of that?"

biochemgirl
01-02-2007, 11:37 PM
Stupid li'l wanker.

Laminate your porn, for goodness' sake. LAMINATE YOUR PORN, people!

What an important life lesson.

Has anyone ever seen those commercials on TLC where they have figurines of important like lessons, like "When buying a house, make sure to save money for drapes" and it's a naked couple trying to cover themselves?

This would make a kick ass figurine.

ms_ann_thrope
01-03-2007, 01:48 AM
Has anyone ever seen those commercials on TLC where they have figurines of important like lessons, like "When buying a house, make sure to save money for drapes" and it's a naked couple trying to cover themselves?Yes, I love those. I was disappointed when I went to the TLC website and found out that they weren't something that one could buy. :sadcheer:

To get quasi-back OT, every time I see this thread, I misread the title as "Semen Stains Slut" --- I think I'm developing a reading disability in my old age. And yes, this seems to be a ridiculous lawsuit.

quiet bear
01-03-2007, 03:44 AM
"Mom" is now 50 and probably not that masturbation-worthy now.



That would depend on who's looking, I'd say.

MonCapitan2002
01-04-2007, 05:17 PM
In news that seem likely to keep local psychiatrists busy for a while, he did not realise who the model was whilst enjoying himself with the pictures.
  Vell, Mehmet's just zis guy, you know?
:therapy:
That line in the article made me laugh. I wonder if the US media would cover a similar incident if it occurred in the US.

Spenser
01-12-2007, 10:37 PM
Judgement soon to come on her case.

Shouldn't this read "Judgment soon to cum on her photos"?

Dingfod
01-13-2007, 12:35 AM
Or, Judge Reinhold soon to cum while looking at her out the bathroom window.

JoeP
01-13-2007, 11:05 AM
Is there a penis pump involved?

Dingfod
01-14-2007, 01:02 AM
Well... that Judge hoped the penis pump would be Phoebe Cates.

Kyuss Apollo
01-14-2007, 01:13 AM
Or Christina Applegate. :yup:

MonCapitan2002
01-19-2007, 09:47 PM
How is she supposed to function as a penis pump? How is she to provide the suctioning action of such a device?

Dingfod
01-19-2007, 11:54 PM
Suck.

MonCapitan2002
01-20-2007, 01:26 AM
Suck what? What is doing the sucking and how does Christina Applegate figure into it?

Dingfod
01-21-2007, 07:36 PM
Jeez, do I have draw a diagram?

MonCapitan2002
01-21-2007, 10:01 PM
Hehe. No. I am just being an ass. I know exactly what you are talking about. :blowme:

Joshua Adams
01-22-2007, 03:33 AM
A diagram would be very helpful. If you're not such a good artist, maybe some photographs or videos would suffice.

Dingfod
01-22-2007, 02:45 PM
I'll see if I can get Judge Thompson to share some photos.

seebs
02-10-2007, 02:29 PM
I don't think we can have an informed opinion about this case without seeing the photos in question, ideally the originals rather than these copies.

peepnklown
02-21-2007, 10:46 AM
I would like to see Mehmetís face when he was told that he was jerking it to foster mom.