Put your quotes here...

[Crumb]

I found a quote in a book I am reading that I wanted to add to the quote generator which is currently out of order. I will forget unless I put it somewhere. So here is the thread to write down your quotes for submission to the quote generator when it comes back.

I will add mine when I get back home where the book is. :yup:

[lisarea]

"Put your quotes here." -Crumb

[Crumb]

:rolleyes:

[livius drusus]

I am uncomfortable with the word 'slather'

Incidentally, the new version supports BB code, so you can finally underscore, italicize and boldify.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

I rather like this one, and have been sitting on it for a while:

On two occasions I have been asked,--"Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" In one case a member of the Upper, and in the other a member of the Lower, House put this question. I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.-Charles Babbage

[Crumb]

Incidentally, the new version supports BB code, so you can finally underscore, italicize and boldify.
:happydance:

[Crumb]

"Well, I wouldn't want to ... be accused of being a post whore." ~Shelli

[D. Scarlatti]

On two occasions I have been asked,--"Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" In one case a member of the Upper, and in the other a member of the Lower, House put this question. I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.-Charles Babbage

This is exactly why I have the RQG on ignore.

[quiet bear]

"Hell, Woodrow, I ain't talkin' about dyin...I'm talkin' about livin'" ~ Captain Augustus McCrae

[Shelli]

"Well, I wouldn't want to ... be accused of being a post whore." ~Shelli :giggle: :strip:

[Crumb]

:giggles:

[Plant Woman]

I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing. --Agatha Christie

[Crumb]

"To keep meat from spoiling in the summer eat it early in the spring." ~Confederate States Almanac, Macon, Georgia 1865

[Johnny Pneumatic]

On two occasions I have been asked,--"Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" In one case a member of the Upper, and in the other a member of the Lower, House put this question. I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.-Charles Babbage

This is exactly why I have the RQG on ignore.

Well fine, Mr. Poopy-Pants, I won't add it.

[Crumb]

May I inquire Mr. Scarlatti as to what part or property of that quote you find disagreeable?
:aristocrat:

[Crumb]

"can't you see I really love my pancreas?" - Weird Al

[Sauron]

"Hell is other people at breakfast."

-- Sartre

[Johnny Pneumatic]

I had this one in the generator, but for some reason it was deleted during the upgrade:

Why are numbers beautiful? It's like asking why is Beethoven's Ninth Symphony beautiful. If you don't see why, someone can't tell you. I know numbers are beautiful. If they aren't beautiful, nothing is.-Pál Erdős

[ceptimus]

When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves. - William Arthur Ward

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realise they were the big things. - Robert Brault

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket. - Robert Orben

[Crumb]

"There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine."
P. G. Wodehouse

[godfry n. glad]

Mother Nature always comes to the rescue of societies stricken with...overpopulation, and her ministrations are never gentle. ~ Alfred Crosby

[Johnny Pneumatic]

"The media seems to be filled with bullshitting blowhards that will speak on any subject as if they are an expert just because they have a mic in front of their face."-Ari

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Dragar should like this one.

"Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money."–Leon Lederman

[Crumb]

"No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other."
- Jascha Heifetz

[phrog]

Igor: You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What did he say?
Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"

[Shelli]

At least my right hand really loves me
:giggle:

[livius drusus]

An oldy but goody:

Now, don't get me wrong. I'm no apologist for vm. I still hold him entirely morally accountable for all of his atrocities--both those he's committed directly, and those committed in his name. When he's finally pilloried on the town square, I'll elbow my way to the front of the crowd to be the first to throw tomatoes at him and draw curly little French moustaches on him in permanent marker.

[Sock Puppet]

This one just has to go in there.

I'll be damned if give you another quote about cocksucking for the database.

[Shelli]

:giggle:

[Crumb]

:1thumbup:

[curses]

sometimes, i wear a crotchless uncle sam costume and parade about in high heelsWhere'd you find the shoes?

[wei yau]

Good, you saved plumber's crack for me.

Crack is wack, man. Crack is wack.

[livius drusus]

I love that smiley. I wanna take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

Hey, at least it's not about cocksucking.

[wei yau]

Full disclosure here, that's not an original quote from me. It's from Tracy Morgan's character on "30 Rock".

Still, it's a damned good quote.

[curses]

Leesifer: Been there done that. It's time to move on to bigger and better things to lick
Hussy.

[Leesifer]

YOU. ARE!

[Kyuss Apollo]

Couldn't I just hand over $30, hit myself in the head with a chair, and dump a pureed hotdog on the front of my shirt? It would save time.

Hail, hail!

[Johnny Pneumatic]

"I suspect I have spent just about exactly as much time actually writing as the average person my age has spent watching television, and that, as much as anything, may be the real secret here."-William Gibson

[MonCapitan2002]

I love that smiley. I wanna take it out behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

Hey, at least it's not about cocksucking.
What smilie was being referred to?

[livius drusus]

I don't remember.

[livius drusus]

Oh, heck, even Batman's not as interesting as the Freethought-Forum. But even Ghost Rider is more interesting than the
Fantastic Four.

I know my limits.
:batman3:

[Johnny Pneumatic]

"What exactly is it the conservatives are conserving?"-Carl Sagan, Billions and Billions.

[JonPaine]

Here's one that I wish I could claim, Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
Frank Zappa

[Sock Puppet]

"I wouldn't go so far as to say you don't deserve it, but I do regret that you have to suffer." - El YFB

[Johnny Pneumatic]

"It's a serious piece of clothing. If you've got on a trench, you don't care if it snows, or fire and brimstone falls, or people fire guns at you."-Dave Gibbons

[Crumb]

"Program testing can be a very effective way to show the presence of bugs, but is hopelessly inadequate for showing their absence."
-- Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

[wei yau]

Another one!

i couldn't swallow it when it first came out

[Dingfod]

An instant classic, one I can relate to:

Thinking too much ruined my life. So thanks a fat lot, Internets.

[JonPaine]

Asked the question, "What do you think happens if you die," my five year old daughter, Jenelle's response was, "You become a skeleton like Grandma, and my new imaginary person."

( She's got no hangups with death. How I envy my Jenelle.)

[The Lone Ranger]

“A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.”
-- Nietzsche


"Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."
-- George Gordon Byron


"The sleep of reason produces monsters."
-- Francisco de Goya

[Johnny Pneumatic]

"Job has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn't a God."-Kyle, South Park

[beyelzu]

"There is no i in orgasm"

the mayor on Spin City

[Crumb]

Ok now it is time to take all the quotes you posted here and stick them in the quote generator! :happydance:

[Sock Puppet]

Done and done. :thumbup:

[livius drusus]

Me too! :pleased:

[Plant Woman]

Yeah, me too, all one of them. :giggles:

[viscousmemories]

Sweet. I was waiting for someone to tell me to do it.

[JonPaine]

"I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts. "
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910), Wearing White Clothes speech, 1907

[Crumb]

You can add them to the quote generator now, JonPaine. :)

[Leesifer]

Sweet. I was waiting for someone to tell me to do it.

And so you should, vm! It's not like we've been waiting for ever!

:gromp:

[viscousmemories]

:caught:

[Plant Woman]

Can I quote you on that visc?

" :caught: " ~viscousmemories

"I do prefer to see :ff: members quotes up there, submitted by other members, rather than the quotes by famous people."
~ Leesifer ~ quote #1214

No one ever quotes me. :cry:

[Crumb]

Well that one's going in.

[Plant Woman]

You are such a brat! :giggles:

[Crumb]

:innocent: