Hey, Clutch and other self-proclaimed "marital aid" experts...

[WinAce]

In this thread (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1198), Clutch Munny wrote the following:

"And me? Well, it's the same old, same old: stuntman work when I can get it, freelance 'marital aids' advisor..."

I demand, sir, that you support or retract this comment! Here's an appropriate test: Dog Toy, or Marital Aid? (http://www.dogtoyormaritalaid.com/index.php)

(Others can take it, too. Just so we have a non-expert sample to compare to. :D )

[wei yau]

11 out of 14 (warmup round)

I'm a dog owner. It should have been 13 out of 14, but I overthought it.

[Ymir's blood]

I got nine out of fourteen on both tests, but that's just cause of watching Rick Shaw's Takeout Theater while growing up. :P

[livius drusus]

It's been a long time since I've had a dog, and I've never had a marriage, so I think 12 out of 14 is not too bad.

[ceptimus]

11/14

[godfry n. glad]

12/14

[RevDahlia]

11/14. Stupid little purple car.

[viscousmemories]

11/14. Stupid little purple car.
Ditto.

[godfry n. glad]

11/14. Stupid little purple car.
Ditto.

Yeah, me, too.

Does anybody know what the fuck it is? Or how it's supposed to be used?

godfry

[Clutch Munny]

9/14. Factoring out about 4 that were obvious, I think this makes my performance worse than chance.

[lisarea]

12/14

11/14. Stupid little purple car.
Ditto.

Yeah, me, too.

Does anybody know what the fuck it is? Or how it's supposed to be used?

godfry

I just edited this again to put spoiler tags in.

I would guess it's one of those vibrating plug things, and the car part is just the controller, but I don't know why it's a car.

EDIT: I was right. You can click on where it says "Dog Toy" or "Marital Aid" in the answers, and it takes you to an ordering page. Here is the car vibrator thingy. (http://www.xandria.com/shop/product.asp?Cat%5FName=Vibrating+Vaginal+Eggs%2C+Balls+and+Beads&pf%5Fid=6&Product+Name=AutoErotica)
(But I left in the salient point.) I am a goddamned genius.

[WinAce]

By the gods! :blink: :rubeyes:

You successfully identified 11 out of 14 items.
You may be trusted with my dog.

... that's one less correct than the last time I took that quiz! Has meeting Jessica in real life actually made me more innocent?! :innocent:

/me wonders how she'll take the news.

[Ymir's blood]

Dog Toy, or Marital Aid? (http://www.dogtoyormaritalaid.com/index.php)
What if you have a kinky dog? :innocent:

[One for Sorrow]

By the gods! :blink: :rubeyes:

You successfully identified 11 out of 14 items.
You may be trusted with my dog.

... that's one less correct than the last time I took that quiz! Has meeting Jessica in real life actually made me more innocent?! :innocent:


11/14

Dang. My score was lower this time, too.

Maybe this just means that we're getting better at seeing the potential for dog toys to be used as marital aids. :D

[godfry n. glad]

(But I left in the salient point.) I am a goddamned genius.

Indeed you are, babe.

Vroom, vroom...

It gives new meaning to the tune, "Come On Baby, Drive My Car."

Ruff!

godfry <---- old dog

[WinAce]

Maybe this just means that we're getting better at seeing the potential for dog toys to be used as marital aids. :D

:peekaboo: Oh y-y-yeah, that must be it!

Besides, we're still more than experts, going by Clutch's score.

[pescifish]

I'm spending way too much time at PetSmart these days...


:pug: :bulldog: :puppy2: :dalmation: :pup: :wolf: :hyena: :fox: :beagle: :retrieve: :doggies: :leglift: :sleepingdog: :dogrun:
http://www.pescifish.net/images/DOGorMARITAL.gif
:ddino:

[viscousmemories]

:ddino:
My god! What is that dino doing to Wonder Woman's plane?!

[livius drusus]

:chuckle:

[SharonDee]

I'm spending way too much time at PetSmart these days...
Speaking of... have you taken advantage of their "take Fido's picture with Santa" deal yet? I don't know if it's nationwide, but I'm thinking of taking my angels to town.
[/derail]

[RevDahlia]

:ddino:
My god! What is that dino doing to Wonder Woman's plane?!
:biglaugh: