lady cop's night~OR~you can't make this shit up

[lady cop]

after Livius called me it became very busy. friday night and 'tis the season...i was involved in a problem in 'prisoner receiving' at the jail where cruisers were stacked up with incoming. :jail: ..i hit the cement HARD on my left knee and busted it up pretty well. my sgt. ordered me to go to emergency room where i languished for a couple hours. the doctor started poking, prodding and pulling on my bloody swollen knee at which point i cautioned him i was armed :fuming: ...he laughed nervously. so the upshot is i cannot return to work until wednesday, so i plan to recuperate here! and post my brains out. anyway...i drove back to sheriff dept. to give sgt. my paperwork from the ER. and sgt. tells me that my brother had called from another state...this has never happened so i know it's bad. he told my sgt. that his neice, age 20, was missing for 17 hours now in florida, and they are frantic. her car is found at a store and no sign or word from her. and can i do anything since the police won't take report of missing person for 24 hours. i think the worst. :( christ, this is not good scenario. call the LT. in charge of our shift who tries to talk to other sheriff office and they don't brook interference, only professional courtesy extended is they will check hospitals and jails. so i get home fast and call my brother at 0430. well she was found , safely in jail! she had been busted for shoplifting and never called anyone out of pure shame. :blush: ..in the interim her parents were out of their minds with fear. now i am sitting here and my knee is killing me and i am having a very stiff drink. so....how was your night?

[Petra]

Wow. Take care of that knee. And very pleased to hear that your niece is safe! I bet she gave herself a very big fright and will never do it again. :D


As for my night? Pretty boring. No Starsky and Hutch shenanigans, or nuthin'. Quite disappointing, really.

[livius drusus]

Jeezus, girl, that is nuts! When I called it sounded like a total madhouse there, but I didn't imagine you were minutes away from debilitating injury. Knee injuries really suck too. I hurt my left knee in a squash incident in college and even though it wasn't any big deal, I swear I could feel (and hear!) things rattling around in there for months afterwards.

I can't believe that silly niece of yours didn't tell anyone she was busted. I mean, really, shoplifting?! Sure, it's an incredibly stupid thing to do, particularly past the age of, oh, say, 13, but not calling is way, way stupider. I'm very glad to hear she's safe though.

Oh well, the good news is you'll have nothing better to do for the next 5 days but post. I just can't help but smile ear to ear over that. :woohoo:

As for my evening, after having talked on the phone to a really cool lady cop and to a really cool crazy Kiwi (ie, lunachick), I spent some time in great peril in front of the TV. Then, insipired by the grooming thread, I took a lovely bath and pumiced my feet, culminating in the dreaded clipping of the toenails. Naturally that totally backfired, as I just got up to pee and stubbed the hell out of my toe.

I live a dangerous life, my friends. Yes, I do. :muskteer:

P.S. - Yes, lady cop does have a totally badass voice. All y'all would drop and spread 'em for her in a New York minute.

[Dingfod]

Sorry to hear about your night, ladycop. I'm glad the niece thing turned out for the good. I dealt with a runaway teenage daughter once myself. When I found out she was being hidden at our neighbors house and the bastard lied to me when he told me he hadn't seen her, I was furious. We were really torn up, worried that something had happened to her.

My broken six-years ago left ankle throbs in sympathy for your knee. I hope it heals okay and you're right back to your usual knob-skobbing, crook-crunching and thief-thumping ways in no time. Until then, enjoy kicking back.

How was my night?

After I got back from running errands which included blowing $1415 on tax, title and license for the new ride, I fed our three and a half horses, who are always hungry, even if they've just been fed by someone else, which they were, without my knowledge. My daughter wasn't supposed to be coming home from school until after her Winter Guard practice. Winter guard is a flag corps thing, an extracurricular competitive activity which is good for her physically and mentally, which she apparently actually wants to do.

Then, when I came in the house through the garage I realized I forgot to buy dogfood and the feedstore was closed, so I ran to the supermarket about four miles away and got them a bag of Alpo. No, not literally ran, I couldn't run to the bottom of our driveway if a bear was chasing me. Thank the nonexistent gods there aren't any bears around here, thus no need for me to actually run.

After I fed the dogs, I fixed dinner for myself and my daughter Roxy who just got in from Winter Guard practice. Dinner was beef and bean burritos. No, not the frozen kind, I made everything but the tortillas myself. Some people think men can't cook, but I am the master of the 30 minute meal. Well, it's true some men can't remember the dogfood when they're out spending a half months salary on license tags because they're not that good at multi-tasking.

While eating dinner we watched I, Robot, which wasn't as bad as I thought it might be. My daughter went to bed early because she has ACT testing all day today. For a little while last night, I went out to the front room and went through the piano accompanist part my daughter wants me to play for her solo competition next spring. I'm a little rusty, playing mostly stuff I learned years ago. I suppose it'll be good for me, if overcoming a bit of performance anxiety is a good thing.

This morning I'm up early for reasons that are not clear to me, woke up from a bad dream or something, but it does work to my benefit. A) I'm getting laundry done, and B) I work a 12 hour shift tonight, so getting a little sleep deprived now will allow me to easily lie down for a couple hours nap this afternoon before going to work. I think I'll head on down to the Tulsa Farm Show this morning to see the latest in tractor technology and talk to a man about woodchippers. Yippee!

[seebs]

My night:

* Finished an editing project. The amount of money my agent is now owed on my behalf is getting into the range of a reasonable income. If any of it ever gets paid, it will make the world a happy place.
* Paid bills as best I can anyway.
* Found a bogus charge on my phone bill; there's a company whose sole gimmick is fraudulent charges on phone bills, apparently. Well, that's not fair; I think they also do loan sharking and predatory lending.
* Stayed up Way Too Late yet again, but at least I got all that stuff done!

[lady cop]

P.S. - Yes, lady cop does have a totally badass voice. All y'all would drop and spread 'em for her in a New York minute.
Livius, you are the greatest lady!... my voice...cigs and rum induced...the running joke on my dept. is i sound like a 900 -sex- line on the radio! LOL, 10-4.

[Shaguar]

Sounds like an interesting night Lady Cop, don't suppose you have the rest of that 0900 number handy :D

[Clutch Munny]

So glad your neice was safe. Missing and fear the worst are horrible things.

Good luck with the knee! (Left ACL, rebuilt c.1999)


[Giggle-snort. "Radar love".]

[viscousmemories]

Sorry to hear about your knee, but glad your niece is alive and well. I have something like 36 nieces and nephews and one grand-niece myself, about 8 of whom are teenagers. I dread something bad happening to any of them... :(

I spent my night watching a movie (Bubba Ho-Tep), eating KFC, then watching the first DVD of season six of Buffy.

[Ymir's blood]

Sounds like a hell of a night. At least you'll have some time off to recover.

My night was pretty slow. Actually most of it is already forgotten, and no I wasn't drinking. The only thing that I still remember was setting WinAce on fire at infidelchat. He looked like a witch. :goodwitch:

[lady cop]

Sounds like an interesting night Lady Cop, don't suppose you have the rest of that 0900 number handy :D
1-900-COPS :pigfly: :donut: :donut: :donut:

[Dingfod]

:pigfly: :donut: :donut: :donut:What does that mean? Flying pigs love donuts? Well, duh.

[livius drusus]

I definitely smell a pork product of some kind. /Garth Algar
:giggle:

[lady cop]

:pigfly: :donut: :donut: :donut:What does that mean? Flying pigs love donuts? Well, duh.
that's secret code for our helicopter, Air One,which we use to fly off to land on the roof of Dunkin' Donuts. geeze. do i have to explain everything? :D

[Dingfod]

that's secret code for our helicopter, Air One,which we use to fly off to land on the roof of Dunkin' Donuts. geeze. do i have to explain everything? :DYes. Stupid knows no bounds.

You don't have a Krispy Kreme in the area?

[freemonkey]

that's secret code for our helicopter, Air One,which we use to fly off to land on the roof of Dunkin' Donuts. geeze. do i have to explain everything? :DYes. Stupid knows no bounds.

You don't have a Krispy Kreme in the area?
Dunkin' Donuts beats the pants offa Krispy-watalottahype-Kreme any day.

[Dingfod]

Dunkin Donuts beats Krispy Kreme? Bwahahahahaha! Dunkin Donuts couldn't beat the pants off an old department store dummy found in a British junkyard. Daylight Donuts and a nearby Paradise Donuts are far better than Dunkin Donuts ever dreamed of being and they suck in comparison to Krispy Kreme. Hell, Winchell's gives Dunkin Donuts a run for the money and they suck bad. Spudnut beats Dunkin Donuts and they used potato flour. My mother-in-law makes better donuts out of ammonium nitrate fried in used motor oil that are better than Dunkin Donuts. If Dunkin Donuts are so good why did the only remaining Dunkin Donuts in a donut craving market like Tulsa fold up shop and become a cellphone outlet meanwhile Krispy Kreme comes to town and mops up despite the low carb craze? Huh?

[lady cop]

i am very happy to see this thread has got down to the really important nitty-gritty. and i never eat donuts. i have to stay in shape. i will, however, eat anchovies right out of the can. DONUT WARS ARE ON!!! tell us your donut fantasies......... :donut: :donut: :donut:

[freemonkey]

Dunkin Donuts beats Krispy Kreme? Bwahahahahaha! Dunkin Donuts couldn't beat the pants off an old department store dummy found in a British junkyard. Daylight Donuts and a nearby Paradise Donuts are far better than Dunkin Donuts ever dreamed of being and they suck in comparison to Krispy Kreme. Hell, Winchell's gives Dunkin Donuts a run for the money and they suck bad. Spudnut beats Dunkin Donuts and they used potato flour. My mother-in-law makes better donuts out of ammonium nitrate fried in used motor oil that are better than Dunkin Donuts.

I disagree, because, really, the only kind of donut I like are those heavy, crispy ones with the little handle on 'em, for dunking (although I never, ever dunk). So KK's fried puffs of whatever do nothing for me.

If Dunkin Donuts are so good why did the only remaining Dunkin Donuts in a donut craving market like Tulsa fold up shop and become a cellphone outlet meanwhile Krispy Kreme comes to town and mops up despite the low carb craze? Huh?

I don't know. I wish I did, but I don't. Same thing here in the PacNW. I'm told that there were Dunkin Donuts and Winchells at one time, but they all closed. I hear Krispy Kreme's not doing too well out here, either, and they just opened here within the last couple years.

[Dingfod]

Granted, for dunking purposes, Krispy Kremes are inferior to just about every other donut out there. But, that's not what makes Krispy Kremes special, it is their melt-in-your-mouth goodness. Believe me, I've got the credentials to know donuts and fast food unless an appeal to body fat percentage is just some sort of logical fallacy.

[livius drusus]

Yes everyone, do share the donut fantasies, only avoid the obvious one cause I really don't need to be picturing that, if ya know what I mean.

Then again, eating anchovies right of the can is pretty damn pervy. Oh what the hell, bring on the donut cornhole! :donut: :thrusts:

[viscousmemories]

This thread inspired me to go out and get some Krispy Kreme donuts. Mmm. Thanks.

[Dingfod]

We need a rolling donut smiley.

[livius drusus]

That would only work if we had a flying fuck smiley.

[Dingfod]

Well, that is what I had in mind.

[wade-w]

liv, wouldn't the donuts fall apart in just a couple of strokes? Those holes are pretty small, after all.

[Dingfod]

Speak for yourself. Maybe my donuts are larger than your donuts.

[livius drusus]

I think as long as they're not hot glazed kind, they'll still do the trick, wade. You can always lay the hot glaze on later.




Ewwww! I'm so gross. Sister Rosaleen would be so disappointed in me.

[dave_a]

Speak for yourself. Maybe my donuts are larger than your donuts.

Ok, everyone whip out their donuts, I will bring the measuring stick.

Seriously I recall being pulled over once for speeding by a lady cop. Hot as hell too. Deal is I was speeding and there was no way this older (than me at the time) babe was going to go for me, but I rolled down my window and she got a call for something more serious than a hormone enraged teen speeding. She looked at me and said "Let me guess, no warrants, no priors, right?" I said "Yes, this is the first time I have ever been stopped." She told me to slow down and then left in a hurry lights and siren going off.

Sigh. Good thing she didn't run my record.

I think I had fantasies about her, her gun and her handcuffs for a couple years afterwards.

I would have been like "Yes, ma'am, whatever you say. What are you going to do with that nightstick? Oh my god, you can't be serious!. Please ma'am, I will do anything you say, just don't do that!" Of course she would have done that and I would have loved it.

Lady cops are hot. Please make me beg not to be arrested.

hehehe

[lady cop]

i wish i didn't have to go to bed right this minute... but goodnight...

[livius drusus]

'Night, lady cop. Sleep well and stay off that knee. Just to send you off auspiciously, here's your brand new smiley namesake: :ladycop:

[lady cop]

'Night, lady cop. Sleep well and stay off that knee. Just to send you off auspiciously, here's your brand new smiley namesake: :ladycop:
awesome and thankyou....nighty-night. where will i find this smiley?

[livius drusus]

Vocations, search keywords police, cops, officer. Alternatively, just put your username (minus the space) between colons. :)

[Ymir's blood]

That would only work if we had a flying fuck smiley.

how about a doughnut glomp?

[freemonkey]

shame on me.

[Dingfod]

shame on me.What is that smiley doing, wiping his nose on a Cheerio?

[Brimshack]

Well let's see, on Ladycop's Hell night, I proctored a final exam in my anthropology class, and drove home (165 miles). I ate breakfast after proctoring the class (6pm), and was starving again by the time I got home, so I ate a froezen pizza. I watched a movie that I was so good I can't remember what it was, and went to bed. Insomnia struck, and I was back up until 6am.

This evening I just finished running a D&D game, and I am trying to wind down a bit.

Sorry about your terrible evening LC. I hope that's the last of your neice's little forays into the other side of your profession.

[lady cop]

I think I had fantasies about her, her gun and her handcuffs for a couple years afterwards.

I would have been like "Yes, ma'am, whatever you say. What are you going to do with that nightstick? Oh my god, you can't be serious!. Please ma'am, I will do anything you say, just don't do that!" Of course she would have done that and I would have loved it.

Lady cops are hot. Please make me beg not to be arrested.

heheheok dave, beg! :whup: ...once, after leaving nice warm snuggly bed , i put on my uniform and my darling was watching me dress...he said my entire demeanor and body language changed with that, and it scared him! it was nothing concious on my part.) i should have strip-searched him then and there!) :ladycop: Livius this smiley is too wonderful! you're a genius! :1thumbup:

[Gawen]

My Friday night was spent at Applebee's for dollar beer night. Me and my friend sat at a table this time, avoiding the bar and female bartender, who steals cigarettes and gives them to some old codger cowboy...and the male bartender who takes money and pockets the change as a tip....without asking. The local fauna was terribly lacking this night. A huge batch of guys came in and sat at a long table blocking my view of women coming in and going. They didn't stay long, but no matter, there wasn't much to look at toward the female persuasion.

We did have a bit of a sideshow though. Seems a pretty brunette, sitting two tables away but kitty-corner and with a good view, was having man troubles. The more she drank, the more she talked...louder. Her female friend looked like a Dallas Cowboy linebacker. Somehow, I really didn't think she could relate to her friends problem. But she was a good listener. At this point, it's only 11pm and the bar has about 6 people in it. I'm bored. It was a long day in the sewer dept. I'm getting tired.

Driving home I'm left thinking I hope I don't run into any lady cops with PMS and a gun that have a missing family member and have hurt various body parts during their shift. How ironic is that!!??...*grinnin*

[lady cop]

better luck next time :D

[Dingfod]

So, how is the knee? Ready for a good hit to a groin or two?

[lady cop]

So, how is the knee? Ready for a good hit to a groin or two?
well, i still have one good knee, but we don't perform knee-strikes to groins, :balls3: just thighs. (there, i said 'thighs').

[lady cop]

Livius taught me how to do thumbnails (and created a monster) ...so here is my car, see if you can read the motto on the side panels.... :donut: :donut: :donut: i am having too much fun here!

[livius drusus]

Is that for real, lady? I gotta tell you, if so, it kind of freaks me out. As far as mottos go, I'd definitely take the classic protect and serve over the threats of violence option.

[lady cop]

it's a joke of course, but it was the donut reference i liked...here's my real car...

[livius drusus]

:roflmao: Okay I'm totally not falling for it this time.

[lady cop]

:roflmao: Okay I'm totally not falling for it this time....that WAS my car, boy is my sheriff pissed, that's the third one....(he's thinking of giving me a golf cart with a siren) :D....hot pursuit! :convertible:

[Godless Dave]

While LadyCop spent her Friday night enforcing the law, I spent mine breaking a couple.

Early in the evening, I smoked a lot of weed and watched TV. The only thing I remember being interesting was a two hour "Inside the Actor's Studio" with Robin Williams as the guest. It was a couple years old, but Robin Williams fascinates me (and makes me laugh) and I really enjoyed watching it.

Then about 10 PM I went down to check out an Irish pub in downtown Saint Paul. There must have been some kind of event finishing up in the Norm Coleman Pork Barrel Center because part of Kellogg Street was blocked off and there were cops at several intersections to direct pedestrian traffic. I parked my car and started walking the block or so to my car. I got to the intersection of West Seventh (a busy street) and a minor side street and registered that the light was red and also that there was a police officer on the other side chatting with one of his colleagues across West Seventh. I checked for cross traffic, saw that there was none approaching, then crossed the street. About halfway across I realized I was crossing on a red light right in front of a cop. He didn't say anything to me though.

[Beth]

Hehe. LC, your car reminds me of this couple who was screaming and fighting through a fourway stop. They were taking shots at each other physically and they somehow rammed the cop car. I just sat and watched with my mouth gaped.

So, you did that in hot pursuit? Gee, I would love to be able to chase down the bad guys and actiually have a reason to speed!

Oh, one more thing, why do you guys drive so fast in normal traffic. When I am in front of a cop, I go the limit, when I am behind him, I ride his breeze because the cops around here are speed demons.

[lady cop]

Dave...if i weren't subject to testing i'd smoke a few bones too. ah, the good old days! :D ....and hi Beth...god, once i had to drive 120 mph in traffic, and these elderly folks around here do not see lights or hear sirens, or even the outside loudpeaker, yelling "MOVE OVER"!...it was pedal to the metal, slam on the brakes, pedal to the metal, on and on until i nearly barfed from the G forces, and scared myself silly too! :ladycop:

[Beth]

Dave...if i weren't subject to testing i'd smoke a few bones too. ah, the good old days! :D ....and hi Beth...god, once i had to drive 120 mph in traffic, and these elderly folks around here do not see lights or hear sirens, or even the outside loudpeaker, yelling "MOVE OVER"!...it was pedal to the metal, slam on the brakes, pedal to the metal, on and on until i nearly barfed from the G forces, and scared myself silly too! :ladycop:
Gosh. That does sound bad. But actually, it sounds kinda like Brandon traffic, if you've ever been here.
I used to be a 'spectable safe driver till I moved to that area a few years ago it was violate traffic laws or be killed mentality. Anyway, I lurve that spoof car. I would crack up if I saw that passing by me in traffic.

[lady cop]

Gosh. That does sound bad. But actually, it sounds kinda like Brandon traffic, if you've ever been here.
I used to be a 'spectable safe driver till I moved to that area a few years ago it was violate traffic laws or be killed mentality. Anyway, I lurve that spoof car. I would crack up if I saw that passing by me in traffic.
i've never been to Brandon. that car belongs to kern county Cal. hilarious. i went to their website to see if they had a tee shirt of it, and they tried to recruit me! LOL

[wildernesse]

Oh, one more thing, why do you guys drive so fast in normal traffic. When I am in front of a cop, I go the limit, when I am behind him, I ride his breeze because the cops around here are speed demons.

As my cousin would say, "cause I'm the po-lice, that's why--now hush, you big-mouthed little monkey". Or at least that's what he told me when I was teasing him about breaking traffic laws in his patrol car.

[Godless Dave]

That's pretty much what two Minneapolis cops said after they ran a stop sign with no lights or sirens on and killed a guy who's vehicle had right of way. The county prosecutor agreed with them.

[lady cop]

Oh, one more thing, why do you guys drive so fast in normal traffic. When I am in front of a cop, I go the limit, when I am behind him, I ride his breeze because the cops around here are speed demons.

As my cousin would say, "cause I'm the po-lice, that's why--now hush, you big-mouthed little monkey". Or at least that's what he told me when I was teasing him about breaking traffic laws in his patrol car.
i NEVER break traffic laws! :convertible: :policecar: :stop2:

[wildernesse]

That's pretty much what two Minneapolis cops said after they ran a stop sign with no lights or sirens on and killed a guy who's vehicle had right of way. The county prosecutor agreed with them.

That's totally more serious than me saying, "Where's your blinker, Officer?" or "You're going 27 in a 25, Officer." in a whiny voice--cause he made me sit in the back of the car when I was a DARE mentor. heehee

[Beth]

Oh, one more thing, why do you guys drive so fast in normal traffic. When I am in front of a cop, I go the limit, when I am behind him, I ride his breeze because the cops around here are speed demons.

As my cousin would say, "cause I'm the po-lice, that's why--now hush, you big-mouthed little monkey". Or at least that's what he told me when I was teasing him about breaking traffic laws in his patrol car.I only see this type of thing in certain areas. In Tampa, the police officers seem to drive much more safely than in some of the suburban towns, except, well, when on a chase.

I just wondered about that because people remark on it so much, especially after getting a speeding ticket. I dread having a cop behind me because it means I must drive perfectly and my speed, not one mile above the limit. But if I can get one to pass me, yippie! I can speed again because if I get pulled over, I can just argue I was going with the flow of traffic;).

Anyway, my comment was not to bash police, I'd just like that traffic power.:P

My daughter was missing for a couple hours after school last month; the bus driver let my daughter off at the wrong stop. An off duty officer helped me hunt for all the possible houses her friends lived because we knew she went home with some friend. So, even off duty, she tried to protect and serve.

[Beth]

Oh, one more thing, why do you guys drive so fast in normal traffic. When I am in front of a cop, I go the limit, when I am behind him, I ride his breeze because the cops around here are speed demons.

As my cousin would say, "cause I'm the po-lice, that's why--now hush, you big-mouthed little monkey". Or at least that's what he told me when I was teasing him about breaking traffic laws in his patrol car.
i NEVER break traffic laws! :convertible: :policecar: :stop2:
No. My initial remark was really a joke. I did not mean it to be an accusation. I'm sorry. I see some areas with officers breaking traffic laws and others with officers that drive in stellar fashion.


Oh, I would love to work for Kern County if I could drive that kick ass car! A uniform, a hat, shades, and THAT CAR! Oh that would be fun.

[lady cop]

That's pretty much what two Minneapolis cops said after they ran a stop sign with no lights or sirens on and killed a guy who's vehicle had right of way. The county prosecutor agreed with them.
our sheriff let it be known he has plain cars watching US and how we drive. (like we don't know who the plain cars are)...Beth i knew you were joking...i'm just having smiley fun! and people who slam on their brakes and drive REALLY SLOW when cruiser is behind them make me nuts, they are rolling roadblocks. we had a deputy accidently t-bone an elderly driver who pulled out in front of him last month, she died. she was 85. he felt horrible but it wasn't his fault, he was driving speed limit and not on a run. the elderly drivers here are really a problem and we are cognizant of it always.

[Dingfod]

My grandpa's neighbor the OK Highway Patrol trooper said he drove either 10 mph over the speed limit or 10 mph under because if he drove right at the speed limit he would cause traffic to pile up behind him because nobody was going to pass him, causing a more dangerous situation than necessary. He also said that if he didn't go at least 10 mph under nobody would pass him either. I would. If an officer is driving 2 mph under, I'm passing them. It may take a long time to get around at only 2 mph faster than them, but I'm going for it. If one more vehicle goes around and gets between me and the officer, I'm putting the hammer down and jetting out of sight.

Remind me to tell you the story about this same state trooper and the mailbox sometime.

In Salt Lake City there was a venue for publicizing police officers that broke the law. Just write down the tag number or unit number and the Rolly and Wells column in the Salt Lake Tribune would put it in the paper, providing an embarrassment if nothing else. I don't think there is anything of the kind here in T-town. Maybe an opportunity knocks?

[livius drusus]

Dave...if i weren't subject to testing i'd smoke a few bones too. ah, the good old days! :DPhew... I was afraid I was going to have to start being far more sparing in my use of the :bonghit: smiley. :D

[lady cop]

Dave...if i weren't subject to testing i'd smoke a few bones too. ah, the good old days! :DPhew... I was afraid I was going to have to start being far more sparing in my use of the :bonghit: smiley. :D
smoke 'em if you've got 'em...i'll enjoy vicariously! hey, i have no jurisdiction here! :ladycop:

[Corona688]

Speak for yourself. Maybe my donuts are larger than your donuts.

Ok, everyone whip out their donuts, I will bring the measuring stick.

Seriously I recall being pulled over once for speeding by a lady cop. Hot as hell too. Deal is I was speeding and there was no way this older (than me at the time) babe was going to go for me, but I rolled down my window and she got a call for something more serious than a hormone enraged teen speeding. She looked at me and said "Let me guess, no warrants, no priors, right?" I said "Yes, this is the first time I have ever been stopped." She told me to slow down and then left in a hurry lights and siren going off.

Sigh. Good thing she didn't run my record.

I think I had fantasies about her, her gun and her handcuffs for a couple years afterwards.

I would have been like "Yes, ma'am, whatever you say. What are you going to do with that nightstick? Oh my god, you can't be serious!. Please ma'am, I will do anything you say, just don't do that!" Of course she would have done that and I would have loved it.

Lady cops are hot. Please make me beg not to be arrested.

heheheThis reminded me of a horrible bash.org quote (http://bash.org/?177638):<@AntiHeiss> friend of mine went to jail last night
<@AntiHeiss> he probably isn't getting out for a while
<%The_Coolest> y?
<+Enyo> why?
<%The_Coolest> :o
<@AntiHeiss> it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too
<@AntiHeiss> she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits'