Milwaukee

[D. Scarlatti]

Some bar and restaurant reviews from, of all places, Maxim magazine. It's pretty funny, if you've ever been to this city:

Good Ol' Milwaukee (http://www.maximonline.com/maximwear/articles/article_3924.html)

Had to laugh out loud at this, under "Don't Bother":

International Clown Hall of Fame and Research Center (414-319-0848). The blood runs icy cold at the mere mention of this evil place, which celebrates the black art of clowning. Kids may get in free, but they end up paying a hefty psychological cost.

[livius drusus]

You actually read Maxim? Restaurant reviews, no less? Huh... Oh well, off I go to crank call the Internation House of Clown Cakes. Demonic bastards.

[D. Scarlatti]

You actually read Maxim?

Good god no. It looks tackier than Cosmopolitan. That page just came up in a Google search.

I can't think of anything worse than being known as a Maxim-reader. Funny article though!

[viscousmemories]

Maxim is shit overall, but it always has an abundance of artistic photgraphic portrayals of very interesting wymyn as well as a fair number of quality articles/interviews. Besides, I wouldn't know how to amputate my own arm or charm a ladies panties off if not for that magazine.

[D. Scarlatti]

Besides, I wouldn't know how to ... charm a ladies panties off if not for that magazine.

Maybe I should start reading it then. The Economist is not working for me.

[livius drusus]

One hot redhed with money is not enough? I'd say you owe The Economist big.