Strap yourself in and feel the G's

[wei yau]

Marge: But I fell in love with Homer Simpson! I don't want to
snuggle with "Max Power"!
Homer: Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and
feel the "G"s!
Marge: Oh, Lord.
Homer: And it doesn't stop in the bedroom. Oh, no. I'm taking
charge! Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right
way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!
Bart: Isn't that the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!
[turning and walks face-first into a giant cactus]
Lisa: We should really put that in the corner.


According to imdb.com, Universal Studios is building a new attraction...


The Simpsons: The Ride?
NBC Universal's theme parks are planning to replace their Back to the Future attraction with one paying homage to The Simpsons, according to L.A. Weekly columnist Nikki Finke. Finke, citing unnamed sources, said that Universal Studios Florida plans to open "Travel with Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie" in the summer of 2008, taking over the Back to the Future area that was shut down on March 30. The attraction remains in operation at Universal Studios Hollywood and Osaka, with no plans yet for the Simpsons ride to replace it "because all the focus is on Florida right now," Finke said.


One can only hope that Homer is not the safety inspector for this ride.

[ms_ann_thrope]

One can only hope that Homer is not the safety inspector for this ride.Can't you totally see Otto as the ride operator, though? :giggle:

Hmm. Seems that we are lacking an Otto smilie...

[livius drusus]

Oh man, there better be a power plant meltdown in that ride somewhere. :hyper:

[wei yau]

And at some point, it should look like baby Maggie is doing the driving.

[Sock Puppet]

The attendants should all be squeaky-voiced teens, and answer any and all questions with, "Umm -- I'll have to ask my manager."

[livius drusus]

Hmm. Seems that we are lacking an Otto smilie...

Sorry. Ot-to was getting blot-to.
:otto:

[curses]

I'd totally be there if Ned Flanders was the one to read the safety instructions over the intercom.

Keep those arms inside the car, rider-inos!
:flanders:

[Leesifer]

As long as Nelson is there at the end!

:nelson:

[ms_ann_thrope]

Lionel Hutz should be on hand to have riders sign liability waivers.

Hmm. Seems that we are lacking a Lionel Hutz smilie...

* ms_ann_thrope wonders if she can get lucky with smilies twice in one thread :eager:

[Ari]

In line there should totally be hall of 'It's a small duff world' dolls singing "duff beer for me, duff beer for you, I'll have a duff, you have one too."
With Duffman at the end shouting "Duff love, Ooooh yeaaaah"
:beer:
what the hell, no duff beer smiley?

[Sock Puppet]

Y'all are gonna give liv fits.

[livius drusus]

Nothing a little biting down on a 2x4 won't fix.

:lionelhutz: :duff:

[Sock Puppet]

:bow: