A mean-spiritted and unprovoaked attack on Livius

[Brimshack]

Okay, so I sbent a weekend cammping, and I have learned severul things as a result of this adventure, the likes of which I will never reapeted again, most likely.

1) You can hold it for two days straeght if the outdoor toilet is genuinlie frightening.

2) The saem people who will not tell any goast stories at night wil tell several the next mourning when you are trying to get too werk.

3) Goddam Lauren never called me back! DAMMIT!!

4) My cat Fido willl destroy my garbege EVERY time I leave him and his sistre alone.

4) Garmen GPS units hold up wel in thuh rain, but the I-pachs will not.

5) A 16 year old girl can hike in and out of the canyon and all around it all day, chawp wood, and sthil make it back to go rope a caelf, all in one day. I on the othr hand sleep off the next two days after hiking her in and out and bakc again, which was a stupidd thing to say I wood do in thuh frst place.

6) Bigfoot is apparently indigenius to the Southwist, and least acording to Joe.

7) A two-day camping trip for research wil only be involve work up through 3pm on the frst day.

8) MY leg burns in a funny pattrne? My forearms burn normul.

9) I sure do feel better knowing thaet this post wil make at least one person crazy.

10) The rayne shield on a tent makes a gud sale.

11) Farmers tans ain't sexsy.

...MUhahahahah!

[livius drusus]

I installed the SpellCheck for you, man! Doesn't that count for anything? :weeping:

[Ronin]

A PBT might be useful as well.

Trust me, I'm a trained perfessional.

[Roland98]

Ugh. That made more than one person crazy.

[Scotty]

It seems he strained every protuberance normally used for typing, and substituted the only thing he hasn't used in a while.

-Scott

[livius drusus]

It seems he strained every protuberance normally used for typing, and substituted the only thing he hasn't used in a while.

-Scott
/me giggles naughtily

[viscousmemories]

Ugh. That made more than one person crazy.
Yeah sure, you're crazy because of that post. :kookoo:

And Brim, if you haven't yet realized that I'm almost as anal as livius about spelling and grammar, then I really just don't know how I can help you. :fuming:

[Roland98]

Yeah sure, you're crazy because of that post. :kookoo:

Okay...crazier.


And I wonder which made liv more annoyed--the spelling errors, or Brim's capitalization of her name in the title?

[livius drusus]

And I wonder which made liv more annoyed--the spelling errors, or Brim's capitalization of her name in the title?

You know it was the cap. Just looking at it makes me crazy all over again.

Damn you, Brimshack! :explode2:

[Brimshack]

Hey! It looks like I scoared me some coliminal damege with this won. …hehe.

I'm a baed man.

[nvexio]

ah damn... got my hopes up. i thought something bad had happened to liv. :D whieee

[livius drusus]

Y'all are mean. :comfort: (Don't think I don't know Brim's spelling made you crazy too, Josh.)

[Petra]

Brimshack! How the hell are you, honey bee?! I see you've been into the moonshine, agin. Don't tell momma, whatever you do - you know she don't like you trippin' moonbeams all over her flower garden. And that ain't a canyon, Brim, that's just momma bending over while she hangs her dungarees out to dry! Jeez, man. I'd betta make you a good strong cup of coffee. I think. Wait right there. :eek:

[Brimshack]

I hav hrd two many stories about kauboy cofee this weEkend to be drinking that stuf now. UGH!

[Petra]

It's okay, Brim. Coffee ain't like beans. :wink:

[Brimshack]

I'm talking centipeedz and myse.

[Petra]

Ahhhhh!

Well, they ain't no centipedes or myse...i mean, mice....in that there brew, Brimshack.

And put that darned moonshine away afore momma cetches ya!

[livius drusus]

Stop it!!!! Dear sweet Jesus your normal "creative" spelling is bad enough. Why must you torment me so? :lalala:

[Brimshack]

Now Petra, you know there ain't no sech stuf in reglar cofie, but in Cowboy coffie there's allattasorta stuff they talk about them things in there, an that jess' put me offa the whole thing.

Oh, and lIv, My eevil nos know bownds.

[livius drusus]

:storm:

[Petra]

Uh-oh. better git livius an ambliance. :ambulance:

I'll drive. You stay here an' drink that darned coffee, dammit, afore poppa wakes up from his aftienoon moonshine coma. You know how raw he is when he wakes in da aftienoon with da equivalent of Ironmaiden playin' Beethoven's Fifth behind his only good eye!

:driving:

Don't you be worryin', miss livius! I'll git yer teh da hospitalle on tyme!

[livius drusus]

:firstaid:

[Brimshack]

I love the smel of litening-smlies in the mourning. Smells like




...viktory.

[Petra]

lol.

I say, wha...?


he say, oooh-oooohhh-oooh-eeeee!

I say, alright...


he say, love me, love me, lurve meeee



....remember that song? What was it again?

[viscousmemories]

...remember that song? What was it again?
I hope you're not just making that up, 'cause it really does sound familiar. :news:

[Roland98]

Oh my god, he drove everyone crazy!!