I think I am a necro

[lisarea]

So, I'm innocently looking around the Library of Congress website--you know, the regular, government-run Library of Congress, not some cleverly titled porn site or anything, minding my own business, when I accidentally do a search on "sandow," and I see this:

http://memory.loc.gov/service/pnp/cph/3c20000/3c21000/3c21600/3c21692r.jpg

And I think, "Wooo, I'd hit that!" and then I realize that this is a picture of an adult male taken sometime in the 1890s, so he undoubtedly joined the choir invisible quite some time ago.

Does this mean I'm a necrophiliac?

OK. Not really. I'm just bravely standing up and saying, "I am Spartacus" so that Dave won't feel alone. I even searched for Sandow on purpose and everything. Also, I probably just consider him more comically over-the-top and charmingly anachronistic than I do hot. But I'm always looking for opportunities to introduce the subject of Eugen Sandow. You can't even see the handlebar moustache from this angle!

[freemonkey]

:D

[Petra]

LOL.

I love horses. Used to ride 'em all the time. :popcorn:

[LadyShea]

I am still terribly sexually attracted to River Phoenix even though I have stood on the spot where he died.

[Petra]

Yeah, he was hot. Although now he's probably quite cool.

I find it helps if they are still at least lukewarm.

[viscousmemories]

I don't think you have to worry that you're a necro, lisarea. The man in that image is quite clearly full of life. It's damn near bulging right out his backside, in fact.

[Petra]

I don't think you have to worry that you're a necro, lisarea. The man in that image is quite clearly full of life. It's damn near bulging right out his backside, in fact.

Appeaser!

Clearly, she is an unwell person and should seek counselling. The bulging backside only confirms that.

Honestly, would you let this pervert near your deceased?!

I should think not! :glare:

[Dingfod]

My darling Lisa,

So what you're a necro, I've had a thing for Hedy Lamarr for a long time. And finding out how intelligent she was just made me want her to guide my torpedo for a change. The sick part of necro is she only died in 2000, which means I could've had her while she was still alive [ewwww!], whereas your guy is pretty much leather by now. Hey, we could get together and have a foursome.

[Ymir's blood]

Hedy Lamarr

That's Hedly! ;)

/Blazing Saddles

This thread makes me think of The Who song, Pictures of Lily.

I used to wake up in the morning
I used to feel so bad
I got so sick of having sleepless nights
I went and told my dad

He said, 'Son now here's some little something'
And stuck them on my wall
And now my nights ain't quite so lonely
In fact I, I don't feel bad at all

Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful
Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night
Pitcures of Lily solved my childhood problems
Pictures of Lily helped me feel alright

Pictures of Lily
Lily, oh Lily
Lily, oh Lily
Pictures of Lily

And then one day things weren't quite so fine
I fell in love with Lily
I asked my dad where Lily I could find
He said, 'Son, now don't be silly'

'She's been dead since 1929'
Oh, how I cried that night
If only I'd been born in Lily's time
It would have been alright

Pictures of Lily made my life so wonderful
Pictures of Lily helped me sleep at night

For me and Lily are together in my dreams
And I ask you, 'Hey mister, have you ever seen'
'Pictures of Lily?

[dave_a]

hehe, nice thread, Lisa. :thumbsup: