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Dingfod
05-25-2007, 03:18 PM
Due to sharia laws governing male-female relations it is very difficult to hold beauty pageants in Muslim nations. The United Arab Emirates found an alternative, a beauty contest for camels (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/1809599.stm). There were four categories in the contest - adults, individuals, under 2 years, and camel studs, with two winners in each category. The top prize offered was $2,000.

The aim is to mark the respect and love the UAE have for the camel.

The real question is, did any of them have hump enhancement?
Shelli
05-25-2007, 03:41 PM
You only want me for my body! Hmph!
:camel:
Clutch Munny
05-25-2007, 04:13 PM
My humps. My humps. My lovely lady lumps.
Shelli
05-25-2007, 04:26 PM
:chuckle:
TomJoe
05-25-2007, 05:14 PM
My humps. My humps. My lovely lady lumps.
What ... the ... fuck.
Shelli
05-25-2007, 05:16 PM
My humps. My humps. My lovely lady lumps.
What ... the ... fuck.It's a well known song, Tom. :songhead:
TomJoe
05-25-2007, 05:19 PM
My humps. My humps. My lovely lady lumps.
What ... the ... fuck.It's a well known song, Tom. :songhead:I know, unfortunately I know.
Dingfod
05-25-2007, 05:46 PM
Midnight at the oasis ... put your camels to bed.
:camel:
Clutch Munny
05-25-2007, 06:45 PM
Ima get get get get you drunk, get you love-drunk off this hump.
:camel:
Dingfod
05-25-2007, 06:54 PM
I'd walk a mile for a camel.
http://www.zcportal.com/graphics/joecamel.jpg
Shelli
05-25-2007, 07:17 PM
:chuckle: @ Clutch and Dingfod

No one lurvs me for my brain :-(
:camel:
Crumb
05-25-2007, 08:46 PM
Is there a talent contest?
Sock Puppet
05-25-2007, 09:11 PM
There was, but they all wanted to do long-distance spitting.
viscousmemories
05-25-2007, 11:50 PM
Y'all crack me up. :laugh:
JackDog
05-26-2007, 05:09 AM
"There she is, Miss UnitedArabEmirates."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1805000/images/_1809599_camel_ap_300.jpg

She's hot! I can see why those A-rabs stay out in the desert for so long. :yup:
Dingfod
05-26-2007, 01:19 PM
Good think they're in the UAE because if male llamas got a whiff of these beauties one of these could be the result:

http://taylorllamas.com/DubaiRamababy1.jpg
inland wave
05-26-2007, 04:08 PM
What is it called Ding?
viscousmemories
05-26-2007, 04:20 PM
:aww:
Dingfod
05-26-2007, 05:31 PM
It's a "cama".
Shelli
05-26-2007, 05:34 PM
:giggle:
Watser?
05-26-2007, 05:55 PM
camallamadingfod
Shelli
05-26-2007, 06:19 PM
:giggles:
Dingfod
05-26-2007, 07:17 PM
:giggle:I know, cama means bed in Spanish.
Dingfod
05-26-2007, 08:10 PM
New Jersey strikes back. (http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/26/beach.rules.ap/index.html)
Shelli
05-26-2007, 08:20 PM
People truly all are retarded. :rolleye2: