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Crumb
05-26-2007, 07:57 PM
No point here. Just making a new thread for the sake of making a new thread.
Just move along. Nothing to see really.
:plotting:
Shelli
05-26-2007, 07:59 PM
:walk:
Watser?
05-26-2007, 08:00 PM
:para:
Crumb
05-26-2007, 08:02 PM
:traffic:
Javaman
05-26-2007, 08:06 PM
:blindfold:
viscousmemories
05-26-2007, 08:17 PM
Why does every pointless thread turn into a smilie association thread?
Shelli
05-26-2007, 08:18 PM
'cause smilies are cool. :joecool2:
:giggle:
Kyuss Apollo
05-26-2007, 08:51 PM
And so the thread can, at the same time, go off topic.
Javaman
05-26-2007, 08:54 PM
How do we tell whether we're on- or off-topic?
inland wave
05-26-2007, 08:55 PM
:rainyday: :piglet2:
inland wave
05-26-2007, 08:56 PM
How do we tell whether we're on- or off-topic?
Anything goes..:popcorn:
Kyuss Apollo
05-26-2007, 09:02 PM
You would have to identify a means to measure, to quantify really, the net amount of pointlessness in each reply, then subtract that from whatever semblance of average continuity the thread had before that, a figure which could be called, for lack of a better term, a "quotient of continuity" or a qoc for short.
Then :pee: on it and set it :onfire:
Javaman
05-26-2007, 09:03 PM
Then :pee: on it and set it :onfire:
You got special pee or what?
Kyuss Apollo
05-26-2007, 09:06 PM
No. Totally non-flammable regular old urine.
Thus the in keeping with the whole "pointless" theme of the thread.
Javaman
05-26-2007, 09:13 PM
OK, but may I mambo dogface to the banana patch?
Plant Woman
05-26-2007, 09:16 PM
Woop.
Javaman
05-26-2007, 09:16 PM
BTW, did you know you can get a "May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?" t-shirt? (http://www.cafepress.com/buy/mambo%20dogface/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.12077323/pNo_12077323/id_4754004/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_) Crazy world.
EDIT: Since typing 'Crazy world' made me think of this:
Glen: Say that reminds me, how'd you get that kid so darn fast? Me and Dot went in to adopt on account a' somethin' went wrong with my semen, and they said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby. I said, "Healthy white baby? Five years? What else you got?" Said they got two Koreans and a negra born with his heart on the outside. It's a crazy world.
H.I.: Someone oughta sell tickets.
Glen: Sure, I'd buy one.
Crumb
05-26-2007, 10:03 PM
:happydance:
Javaman
05-26-2007, 10:33 PM
I used to use that Steve Martin quote all the time and it wasn't until about two years ago that I said it in front of someone who knew it as something from his comedy. "I'm going to teach my kids how to talk wrong" IIRC.
Pinecone
05-27-2007, 12:09 AM
I've got a rainbow color slinky on my desk.
Shelli
05-27-2007, 12:22 AM
oooh... can I have it? :colors2:
Pinecone
05-27-2007, 11:52 AM
I tried putting it in my C Drive so I could send it to you as an attachment but it doesn't fit. :sadno:
Javaman
05-27-2007, 01:23 PM
I tried putting it in my C Drive so I could send it to you as an attachment but it doesn't fit. :sadno:Ha! Dumbass. You can't attach that in a computer file!
You'll have to fax it. Sheesh!
Shelli
05-27-2007, 02:27 PM
I tried putting it in my C Drive so I could send it to you as an attachment but it doesn't fit. :sadno:Ah well, thanks for trying anyway. :sniff:
:giggle: @ Javaman
Shelli
05-27-2007, 03:29 PM
:shakecursor:
Crumb
05-27-2007, 04:01 PM
:pointless:
Shelli
05-27-2007, 04:04 PM
Hey! You ate my point!
:shakeshaker:
Crumb
05-27-2007, 04:09 PM
Hey you drank my shake!
:shakeshake:
Dingfod
05-27-2007, 04:28 PM
Infrared on the stethescope.
Scooter my daisyhead.
More pointlessness.
Kyuss Apollo
05-27-2007, 04:54 PM
Let the Talons of Weng-Chiang shred your flesh.
Dingfod
05-27-2007, 04:58 PM
Don't there be no hippety-hop in here. I can't abide no hippety-hop.
Shelli
05-27-2007, 05:00 PM
Get off my ass with your pointless point, will ya?!
:cursor:
Pinecone
05-28-2007, 12:24 AM
Ha! Dumbass. You can't attach that in a computer file!
You'll have to fax it. Sheesh!
Awww...crap! If I FAX it, Shelli will receive it black and white!!!
Sock Puppet
05-29-2007, 05:48 PM
I'm still happy in this stick of celery, Mr. Roosevelt.
Shelli
05-29-2007, 06:03 PM
:cyborg:
Crumb
05-29-2007, 06:05 PM
I could spend more time trying to construct a pointless sentence than I do trying to construct a normal one.
Pinecone
05-29-2007, 06:13 PM
I mowed the grass this morning.
Dingfod
05-29-2007, 06:14 PM
Amiable people often have difficulty confronting the anger boiling inside them.
Shake
05-29-2007, 06:27 PM
Um hey, no offense but how is this thread different from most others here?
:P
Crumb
05-29-2007, 06:32 PM
:dunno:
Sock Puppet
05-29-2007, 06:56 PM
More honesty.
Shelli
05-29-2007, 07:05 PM
Less filling.
Crumb
05-29-2007, 08:37 PM
:chuckle:
Watser?
05-29-2007, 08:38 PM
Kumquats
Sock Puppet
05-29-2007, 08:39 PM
Gesundheit.
Crumb
05-29-2007, 08:40 PM
Would it be wrong if I admitted that this thread originally had a point?
Shelli
05-29-2007, 08:48 PM
hmm.. you might have to ask to have it moved to the Philosophy section if you do.
Sock Puppet
05-29-2007, 08:54 PM
I feel so betrayed. Shame on you, Crumb. :tsktsk:
Watser?
05-29-2007, 08:56 PM
I object to the lack of pointlessness in this thread :rant:
Crumb
05-29-2007, 09:33 PM
It was just a question.
Crumb
05-29-2007, 09:33 PM
If it is any consolation. It is entirely pointless now.
Pinecone
05-29-2007, 09:49 PM
:turnip:
Crumb
05-29-2007, 09:56 PM
Now that is truly pointless.
Watser?
05-29-2007, 09:57 PM
Raspberry for me
Crumb
05-29-2007, 10:00 PM
:rasp:
Shelli
05-29-2007, 11:00 PM
They were just answers.
Shelli
05-29-2007, 11:01 PM
:rapple:
Watser?
05-29-2007, 11:01 PM
Who were?
And when?
These are just questions?
Shelli
05-29-2007, 11:05 PM
huh? wha? Is you try to make a point here? :scratch:
Watser?
05-29-2007, 11:10 PM
Candy juice :D
Shelli
05-29-2007, 11:18 PM
:lolly:
Kyuss Apollo
05-29-2007, 11:19 PM
42
Watser?
05-29-2007, 11:21 PM
32 Skidoo
Shelli
05-29-2007, 11:21 PM
... bottles of beer on the wall! :drunk4:
Watser?
05-29-2007, 11:22 PM
No. I take that back!
23 skidoo!
Crumb
05-29-2007, 11:25 PM
orbless
Kyuss Apollo
05-29-2007, 11:30 PM
Ant Man Bee!
Kyuss Apollo
05-30-2007, 10:55 AM
We only do it that way in the cafeteria.
Watser?
05-30-2007, 11:13 AM
I ain't sayin' nuthin'
Shelli
05-30-2007, 11:25 AM
... but you just did.
Watser?
05-30-2007, 11:26 AM
I am in denial
Shelli
05-30-2007, 11:28 AM
And your point is??
Watser?
05-30-2007, 11:29 AM
Trying to score points in a pointless thread eh? :eyebrow2:
Shelli
05-30-2007, 11:30 AM
:ungiggle:
Shake
05-30-2007, 04:24 PM
...
Crumb
05-30-2007, 05:09 PM
:narrow: I think that's about three too many points for this thread.
Shelli
05-30-2007, 05:20 PM
Good point, Crumb. :giggle:
Crumb
05-30-2007, 05:23 PM
:glare:
Shelli
05-30-2007, 05:23 PM
:giggles:
Sock Puppet
05-30-2007, 05:46 PM
http://www.designidentity.co.uk/portfolio/images/images/images/illus_stopsign.jpg
Shelli
05-30-2007, 07:42 PM
:xline:
Kyuss Apollo
05-30-2007, 09:43 PM
"Horror is a face, and you must make a friend of horror
horror and moral terror are your friends
and they are not that they are your enemies to be feared...the horror"
[from "Apocalypse Now"]
I saw Yig. Yig saw me.
We're together in dark concavity.
I saw Yig. He's so big. He smokes cigs.
Eats just like a pig.
Ooooohhhhhh! I saw Yig. I saw Yig. I saw, I saw Yig!
Yig now is shifting his gibbering mass.
He hides boils with maggots.
The pus-sac extrudes.
The horror that is Yig...
When he rapes your mind, your mind will snap like a twig!
Shaping and raping, his conscience is clear.
Infest - black death.
Spreads hate and foul cheer.
The horror, The HORROR!
Where Yig doth tread no man tread tomorrow.
Reeking death harvest of humans in hatred.
Suck on the shitbag of what you created,
What we created.
Yig now in coming, Yig now is here.
Yig now he makes things impossibly queer.
Piles of maggots
Clouds of flies
Putrid breath
And bulging eyes.
Yig comes and you die!
You all die.
Shelli
05-30-2007, 11:00 PM
:orly:
Kyuss Apollo
05-30-2007, 11:34 PM
Yeah, baby!
:austin:
Plant Woman
05-31-2007, 12:29 AM
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Round here
Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here.
Randy Newman
Kyuss Apollo
06-01-2007, 04:15 AM
It can't be possible we have used up all the pointless commentary this community can generate.
chick
06-01-2007, 04:33 AM
hai guise whassup in dis thread?
Shelli
06-01-2007, 11:33 AM
nothin'
Watser?
06-01-2007, 11:36 AM
nope
Shelli
06-01-2007, 11:39 AM
nee
fragment
06-01-2007, 12:12 PM
th' noo
Watser?
06-01-2007, 12:16 PM
niks
fragment
06-01-2007, 12:35 PM
KNICKERS! KNICKERS! KNICKERS!
Shelli
06-01-2007, 07:23 PM
Mousaka Laka!
Shake
06-01-2007, 07:26 PM
:moose: ???
Shelli
06-01-2007, 07:32 PM
Mousaka = yummy greek food :yum:
Laka = a non-word that rhymes with Mousaka :giggle:
Shake
06-01-2007, 07:34 PM
I know. I was just being pointless.
Shelli
06-01-2007, 07:39 PM
:shakeshaker:
Kyuss Apollo
06-02-2007, 04:24 AM
F...
Kyuss Apollo
06-02-2007, 04:24 AM
L...
Kyuss Apollo
06-02-2007, 04:24 AM
I...
Kyuss Apollo
06-02-2007, 04:25 AM
B.
Kyuss Apollo
06-02-2007, 04:25 AM
What does that spell? :cheer:
Shelli
06-02-2007, 11:28 AM
:eh?:
Kyuss Apollo
06-02-2007, 01:18 PM
FLIB! :hahano:
Sock Puppet
06-04-2007, 02:33 PM
Such language in here! Disgusting.
Crumb
06-04-2007, 05:33 PM
FLOB
inland wave
06-05-2007, 04:58 PM
Fruitless, pointless, tired, scary, stupid, etc....
Crumb
06-05-2007, 04:59 PM
etc? :chin:
Shelli
06-05-2007, 05:16 PM
:jama:
:muahaha:
Crumb
06-05-2007, 05:19 PM
:shelley:
Shelli
06-05-2007, 05:22 PM
:lol:
inland wave
06-05-2007, 05:43 PM
You guys are funny, love ya!
:closehug:
Crumb
06-05-2007, 06:08 PM
:pleased:
Watser?
06-05-2007, 06:15 PM
Tweedledum and Tweedledee
Agreed to have a battle;
For Tweedledum said Tweedledee
Had spoiled his nice new rattle.
Just then flew down a monstrous crow,
As black as a tar-barrel;
Which frightened both the heroes so,
They quite forgot their quarrel.
Ex-zombie
06-05-2007, 07:08 PM
Does anyone know if the "girley gang" can be hired out for sex?:chin:
Shelli
06-05-2007, 07:12 PM
:cowthrust::drawgun::cowthrust:
Leesifer
06-05-2007, 07:16 PM
There once was a star nose mole,
Who a party threw for the two faced cat.
They dip'd their 'nanas in the mayonaise bowl
and left sticky tracks all o'er the chat.
Not sated with that, they started to troll.
Posting non-native smilies, fucktard, asshat.
~ Ymir's Blood ("While the admins are away") ~
Shelli
06-05-2007, 07:20 PM
:LOL:
livius drusus
06-05-2007, 07:24 PM
Does anyone know if the "girley gang" can be hired out for sex?:chin:
I understand Lees is on special this week.
Leesifer
06-05-2007, 07:24 PM
:heybabeh:
Shelli
06-05-2007, 07:28 PM
:chuckle:
Shelli
06-05-2007, 07:28 PM
My back itches.
Crumb
06-05-2007, 07:32 PM
I'll take two!
Ex-zombie
06-05-2007, 07:33 PM
:cool:
Crumb
06-05-2007, 07:35 PM
:narrow:
Shelli
06-05-2007, 07:43 PM
I'm bored.
Crumb
06-05-2007, 08:14 PM
:egad:
Shelli
06-05-2007, 08:18 PM
:giggle:
Kyuss Apollo
06-05-2007, 08:20 PM
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Leesifer
06-05-2007, 08:23 PM
That's very .. errm... yellow, Kyuss.
Plant Woman
06-05-2007, 08:32 PM
Fact of the matter.
Sock Puppet
06-05-2007, 08:43 PM
Great, now this thread is not just pointless, it's hopelessly elongated.
Crumb
06-05-2007, 08:44 PM
Entirely pointless. :yup:
Shelli
06-05-2007, 08:52 PM
Would you like a toilet with an elongated seat or a round seat?
Watser?
06-06-2007, 10:15 AM
Who has an elongated ass? :?
Shelli
06-06-2007, 11:40 AM
:giggle:
I dunno.. you tell me.
Kyuss Apollo
06-06-2007, 04:12 PM
Who's on first.
Shelli
06-06-2007, 04:14 PM
First what?
Sock Puppet
06-06-2007, 04:32 PM
There's a first time for everything.
Or, among more adventurous types, a fist time for everything. :biker2:
Crumb
06-06-2007, 06:14 PM
:egad:
Shelli
06-06-2007, 06:19 PM
:nojustno:
Kyuss Apollo
06-06-2007, 08:17 PM
First what?
No, what's on second.
Shelli
06-06-2007, 08:17 PM
I second that.
Crumb
06-06-2007, 08:23 PM
I don't give a darn.
Watser?
06-06-2007, 08:30 PM
Goshdang it to heck Crumb, must you use language like that?
Crumb
06-06-2007, 08:31 PM
Just trying to follow the script.
Sock Puppet
06-06-2007, 08:33 PM
I don't give a darn.Good for you. Trust a Sock, that's best left to the professionals. :needles:
Shelli
06-06-2007, 09:03 PM
Submittals.
Crumb
06-06-2007, 09:16 PM
Britches
Watser?
06-06-2007, 09:28 PM
Boo boo
Sock Puppet
06-06-2007, 10:26 PM
I was going to post something brilliantly obscene about Yogi Bear, but there's no Yogi Bear smiley. Dammit.
Watser?
06-06-2007, 10:28 PM
Not even a pickanick basket?
A tisket a tasket?
Kyuss Apollo
06-07-2007, 01:24 AM
Exit, stage left. :runaway:
Shelli
06-07-2007, 08:12 PM
Blue moon :smoon:
Crumb
06-07-2007, 08:26 PM
Wind shield wipers
Kyuss Apollo
06-07-2007, 10:30 PM
Come in Number 51, your time is up.
Dingfod
06-08-2007, 01:42 AM
I always heard "feta cheese" as "fetid cheese", fetid goat cheese.
Kyuss Apollo
06-08-2007, 02:47 PM
:badger: (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com):badger: (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com):badger: (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com):badger: (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com):badger: (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com):badger: (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com)
:shrooms: (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com):shrooms: (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com)
:snake: (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com)!!!
Shelli
06-08-2007, 03:47 PM
men..
Crumb
06-08-2007, 06:23 PM
bugs..
Shelli
06-08-2007, 06:52 PM
:eep:
Crumb
06-08-2007, 07:31 PM
:rofl:
Kyuss Apollo
06-08-2007, 07:55 PM
Let's get this thread back ON TOPIC, people! :dancmonk:
Glands! Orange! Way! Marius! Fish Stick?
Watser?
06-08-2007, 07:57 PM
Poopiekins! Fast asleep! Town square! Square root! Root vegetable!
Kyuss Apollo
06-08-2007, 08:01 PM
Abracadabra! Shit Veil! Uncle Todd! Ottoman? Honk!
Watser?
06-08-2007, 08:10 PM
Cattle call. Ouagadougou? Christmas!
Shelli
06-08-2007, 08:14 PM
I'm from planet Zeon heer to eet ur cheezburgers.
:grey:
Watser?
06-08-2007, 08:18 PM
Filthy aliens, taking our jobs an' eatin' our cheeseburgers
:Cartler:
Crumb
06-08-2007, 08:23 PM
Droopy
Leesifer
06-08-2007, 08:35 PM
:meh:
Crumb
06-08-2007, 08:37 PM
:leeshug:
Shelli
06-09-2007, 12:32 AM
want need want need want need
SharonDee
06-09-2007, 12:44 AM
No when. No want. No worry. No when. No want. No worry.
:peace1:
biochemgirl
06-09-2007, 02:25 AM
:whatthe:
Dingfod
06-09-2007, 02:27 AM
No way.
Shelli
06-09-2007, 02:40 AM
Isn't it all?
Kyuss Apollo
06-09-2007, 02:41 AM
scrooby, do b doo
biochemgirl
06-09-2007, 02:46 AM
No, you're a towel!
Dingfod
06-09-2007, 02:50 AM
I'm following you again.
biochemgirl
06-09-2007, 02:51 AM
:llama:
Ah, but are you following me, following you, following me, following you? 'Tis the question.
Dingfod
06-09-2007, 02:51 AM
I can't get enough of that llama, I guess.
biochemgirl
06-09-2007, 02:52 AM
Nobody can. It's the animal magnetism.
Dingfod
06-09-2007, 02:55 AM
I need some animal repellant.
Kyuss Apollo
06-09-2007, 03:18 AM
KHAN!
Dingfod
06-09-2007, 03:34 AM
KHAN'T!
Kyuss Apollo
06-09-2007, 04:06 AM
Let the grinding of the teeth commence.
SharonDee
06-09-2007, 04:07 AM
And the long, orgasmic sigh afterwards.
Dingfod
06-09-2007, 04:27 AM
Party on, Barf!
chick
06-09-2007, 06:08 AM
I think you're all lying, and this thread actually has a point.
Dingfod
06-09-2007, 06:33 AM
That's the point -- I think.
Kyuss Apollo
06-09-2007, 03:30 PM
tich tich tich, ta tich tich tich.
I'm an ambient beat. Weeeeeeeeeeee.
tich tich tich, ta tich tich tich.
Shelli
06-15-2007, 04:28 PM
showroom people
Crumb
06-15-2007, 04:36 PM
What was the point in bumping this thread?
Shelli
06-15-2007, 04:37 PM
None. What's yer point?
Crumb
06-15-2007, 04:49 PM
None at all. :shifty:
Sock Puppet
06-15-2007, 05:11 PM
This thread reminds me of one of my favorite songs:
the world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum
Hat bandana Graham cracker jackhammer in
a nail file suit your self-serviceman
the world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum
autographed pictures of Shakespeare fishing
gear head phone Madison Square garden hose
the world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum
and the chorus:
Get set get wet get fat get fit get a life
get it on get it up get it off of me
the world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum
get sacked get the facts get a load of this
get pissed get real get over it get it over with
the world's my oyster soup bowling ball of wax museum
Cannibal dog house plan B happy
as a lark's tongue in cheekbone china doll
the world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum
don't ask Y2 cake and eat it too
nothing lasts for evergreen thumbscrew
the world's my oyster soup kitchen door frame by frame
Get back slapback backtalk halfback back track talkback
back to back I'll be back to get you back
the world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum
get bumped get pumped get dumped get the funk
get sick get fixed get jiggy with it
the world's my oyster souffle mignon
Get set get wet get fat get fit
get along little doggie get it off of me
oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum
get sacked get the facts get a load of this
the world's my oyster soup kitchen floor wax museum
© 2000 King Crimson (http://www.elephant-talk.com/wiki/The_World's_My_Oyster_Soup_Kitchen_Floor_Wax_Museum)
Kyuss Apollo
06-17-2007, 10:14 PM
(Here Comes)The Equestrian Statue
There once was a very famous man
On his famous horse he'd ride through the land
The people used to see him everywhere
When he died, they put a statue in the square
(hooray)
Here comes the Equestrian Statue
Prancing up and down the square
Little old ladies stop 'n' say
"Well, I declare!"
Once a month on a Friday there's a man
With a mop and bucket in his hand
To him it's just another working day
So he whistles as he rubs and scrubs away
(hooray)
Here comes the Equestrian Statue
Prancing up and down the square
Little old ladies stop 'n' say
"Well, I declare!"
It's a sight to bring you joy, you feel so gay
And it's guaranteed to brighten up your day
If it's gray
(hooray)
Here comes the Equestrian Statue
Prancing up and down the square
Little old ladies stop 'n' say
"Well, I declare!"
It's a sight to bring you joy, you feel so gay
And it's guaranteed to brighten up your day
If it's gray
Feel so gay
Feel so gay
Feel so gay
Feel so gay
Feel so gay
© 1967 Neil Innes/Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
http://www.neilinnes.org/equus2.jpg
ceptimus
06-17-2007, 10:31 PM
Here's one point in this thread!
:V:
.
:^:
quiet bear
06-18-2007, 01:45 AM
http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t189/music008/pointy-head-man.jpg
Crumb
06-18-2007, 04:19 PM
:egad:
mindbender
06-18-2007, 04:24 PM
*wields a wooden stake and drives it through this thread* There, it's not pointless anymore.
Thank you, thank you.
Kyuss Apollo
06-19-2007, 07:05 AM
Clothes hangers facts
There are two basic types of clothes hangers, the wire hanger, a simple loop of wire in a flattened triangle shape, with the wire continuing into a hook at the top, and the wooden hanger, a flat piece of wood cut into a boomerang-like shape, and with the edges sanded down to prevent damage to the clothing, with a hook, usually of metal, protruding from the point. Some wooden hangers have a rounded bar from tip to tip, forming a flattened triangle, this bar is designed to hang the trousers belonging to the jacket.
There are also plastic coat hangers, which mostly mimic the shape of either a wire or wooden hanger. Plastic coat hangers are also produced in smaller sizes to accommodate the shapes of children's clothes.
Dingfod
06-19-2007, 07:46 AM
Floods kill more Americans than tornadoes and lightning combined. Lightening, however, kills far more people than lightning.
Kyuss Apollo
06-19-2007, 08:24 AM
The common fig bears a first crop, called the breba crop, in the spring on last season's growth. The second crop is borne in the fall on the new growth and is known as the main crop. In cold climates the breba crop is often destroyed by spring frosts. The matured "fruit" has a tough peel (pure green, green suffused with brown, brown or purple), often cracking upon ripeness, and exposing the pulp beneath. The interior is a white inner rind containing a seed mass bound with jelly-like flesh. The edible seeds are numerous and generally hollow, unless pollinated. Pollinated seeds provide the characteristic nutty taste of dried figs. Hab SoSlI' Quch.
Shelli
06-19-2007, 11:27 AM
Was there a point to all that? :girlthink:
ceptimus
06-19-2007, 10:01 PM
Strict vegetarians won't eat figs, as the fruit is pollinated by fig wasps (tiny creatures which spend almost their entire lives inside figs). Thus when you eat figs, you are eating the remnants of wasp eggs and tiny dead wasps.
I'm not sure if this is true of all figs, or only certain varieties.
ceptimus
06-19-2007, 10:14 PM
Lithium is the metal with the lowest density (it is so light that it floats on water) and it has a very high electrochemical potential. This makes it an obvious candidate for use in a battery - such batteries having a very high 'energy density' (this is a measure of how much energy can be stored in a given weight of battery).
Experimentation with lithium batteries began in 1912 by a team lead by G. N. Lewis, but the first lithium batteries only became commercially available in the 1970s.
Dingfod
06-19-2007, 10:21 PM
It is not commonly known that taking the psychoactive drug lithium is in fact swallowing watch batteries.
Kyuss Apollo
06-20-2007, 12:43 AM
If you watch someone eat watch batteries, you increase your electrochemical potential for observing someone choke on a watch battery while you watch, see?
Watser?
06-20-2007, 11:05 AM
I refuse to see your point :P
Shelli
06-20-2007, 11:36 AM
Me too!
:tiggermonkey:
Dingfod
06-20-2007, 03:37 PM
A pencil has a point, if it's sharp that is, but I do not.
Shelli
06-20-2007, 06:44 PM
It's all so pointless! :sobbing:
Crumb
06-20-2007, 07:01 PM
:patpat:
Shelli
06-20-2007, 07:02 PM
:sniffles:
Watser?
06-20-2007, 11:01 PM
Nope
Shelli
06-20-2007, 11:09 PM
yup
Kyuss Apollo
06-21-2007, 02:27 AM
Three
Watser?
06-21-2007, 11:26 AM
Yellow
Shelli
06-21-2007, 11:35 AM
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Dingfod
06-21-2007, 12:43 PM
Jello pudding!
http://www.ciadvertising.org/studies/student/97_fall/practitioner/belding/jello1.gif
Kyuss Apollo
06-21-2007, 04:37 PM
Click!
*snap*
CRACK
woosh...
Shelli
06-21-2007, 04:42 PM
:giggle:
Dingfod
06-21-2007, 05:16 PM
http://opioids.com/heroin/bayerheroin.jpg
Shake
06-21-2007, 07:06 PM
:holycow:
Kyuss Apollo
06-22-2007, 04:42 AM
:yoshi::bowser:
Dingfod
06-22-2007, 01:26 PM
Yoshi!
Shelli
06-22-2007, 01:39 PM
:garlic:
Watser?
06-22-2007, 01:46 PM
Blooop
Shelli
06-22-2007, 01:47 PM
It's hard to be pointless. I should be glad of that I guess.
Dingfod
06-22-2007, 03:03 PM
http://www.websters-online-dictionary.org/coreimages/digital+art/2380_7235_by_smeyli.jpg
Dingfod
06-22-2007, 03:05 PM
http://www.mhasd.k12.wi.us/ic/ArcheoWeb/images/archaic2.JPG
Shelli
06-22-2007, 03:11 PM
:chuckle:
Dingfod
06-22-2007, 03:29 PM
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumbimg_8/1111447648Wmnp0N.jpg
Dingfod
06-22-2007, 03:37 PM
http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/i/04/02/america-fitness-s.jpg
Shelli
06-22-2007, 03:50 PM
Now.. THAT.. is truly pointless! :lol:
Kyuss Apollo
06-22-2007, 05:42 PM
The SRM-211 is a light-weight WEED WHACKER ideal for medium-duty jobs. Its high-output Power Boost Tornado™ Engine provides ample power to the cutting head through its strong 4-layer cable and all-metal gearbox. Starting is 30% easier than conventional WEED WHACKERS because of ECHO's i-30 recoil starter. Other features include a heavy-duty air filter for long engine life and debris shield w/adjustable cutting knife. Shoulder harness and brushcutter attachment is optional. The SRM-211 is backed by a full two year consumer warranty and includes operator's manual and engine oil. All ECHO engines are certified with the highest EPA engine durability rating.California Certified
* High-Output 21.2 cc Engine
* Certified to the highest engine durability period by the E.P.A.
* Starting Effort Reduced by 30% with i-30 System
* EchoMatic® Line Feed System
* Heavy Duty Bearings for Improved Power Transfer
* Commercial Grade Air Filter Provides Outstanding Engine Protection
* Padded Edger Style Handle For Increased Control
http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImage/5cb23fd6-0eed-49b9-bd83-489de01a2eea_400.jpg
ceptimus
06-22-2007, 05:49 PM
<b> </b>
Sock Puppet
06-22-2007, 06:06 PM
That was such a stunning insight that I just had to quote it.
Dingfod
06-22-2007, 06:17 PM
The SRM-211 is a light-weight WEED WHACKER ideal for medium-duty jobs. Its high-output Power Boost Tornado™ Engine provides ample power to the cutting head through its strong 4-layer cable and all-metal gearbox. Starting is 30% easier than conventional WEED WHACKERS because of ECHO's i-30 recoil starter. Other features include a heavy-duty air filter for long engine life and debris shield w/adjustable cutting knife. Shoulder harness and brushcutter attachment is optional. The SRM-211 is backed by a full two year consumer warranty and includes operator's manual and engine oil. All ECHO engines are certified with the highest EPA engine durability rating.California Certified
* High-Output 21.2 cc Engine
* Certified to the highest engine durability period by the E.P.A.
* Starting Effort Reduced by 30% with i-30 System
* EchoMatic® Line Feed System
* Heavy Duty Bearings for Improved Power Transfer
* Commercial Grade Air Filter Provides Outstanding Engine Protection
* Padded Edger Style Handle For Increased Control
[IMG snipped]Does it have pointless ignition?
Dingfod
06-22-2007, 06:44 PM
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/wda0185l.jpg
Kyuss Apollo
06-24-2007, 01:41 AM
http://growabrain.typepad.com/growabrain/images/funny_gary_larson.gif
Shelli
06-24-2007, 12:52 PM
:chuckle:
Dingfod
06-24-2007, 01:39 PM
A pointless comic. (http://www.pointlesscomic.com/)
A pointless personality quiz. (http://www.quizmeme.com/pointless/quiz.php)
Dingfod
06-24-2007, 01:51 PM
http://www.kalyx.com/store/images/SK_UK30074.jpg
Dingfod
06-24-2007, 01:51 PM
http://www.ericas.com/needlework/tools/76757b.jpg
Kyuss Apollo
06-25-2007, 06:17 PM
http://www.geocities.com/wackypackagesart/Pictures/dull.jpg
Shelli
06-27-2007, 01:46 AM
heh, cool. :joecool2:
Dingfod
06-27-2007, 02:15 AM
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j164/larkho/Scoreboard.jpg
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