Baby's First Google Spider

[livius drusus]

Google's checking us out right this very moment, y'all. I feel like such a proud mom.

/me sniffles delicately into her monogrammed linen and lace hanky

[Ronin]

*sits up straight*

Anyone else need a breath mint?

[livius drusus]

Now we've got 2 spidering us. Keep looking sharp, Ronin. I'm sure your minty freshness is the main draw.

[Ensign Steve]

I feel so ...

... violated.

[Scotty]

Holy crap, I try to STOP those things! Such a pain.

<grabs cape and blue tights>

Here I come to save the day!

I'll stop that baby! Get me my Super Rattle of Fear and a bottle of burbon.

-Scott

[nvexio]

i've had over something like 30 hitting vbpanel at one time. when i ran nvexio.com we got 30-50 spiders running through our boards a day. all they do is index the forums for easier searching through google, and make it look like you're getting alot of traffic... about it, really.

[livius drusus]

Hey, we'll take it. Fake traffic is fine with me. :)