David Gould is here!

[Brimshack]

David Gould rarely ventures out of the Apologetics forum at Christian Forums, so he may be a little unused to the sunlight. He may not feel quite at hom here, but you can all help by typing any of the following vitriolic messages at him, preferrably in ALL-CAPS.

You're not really an atheist. You're an agnostic, and you're really confused about it!

You're going to HELL!!!

YOU ARE IN REBELLION AGAINST GOD, you shameful rebellious little child.

If he starts to get too lonely be sure to report his posts, which will no doubt be totally inoffensive and wonderfully insightful. It doesn't matter. Report them anyway, then complain in the thread that such a terrible person would be allowed to post here. If we shower enough abuse on him, he just may begin to think he is at home after all, and then maybe he'll stay, which would be a good thing.

[viscousmemories]

:welcome: to the FF, David Gould.

You're going to HELL!!!

[seebs]

Welcome back, David. I hope by now you've realized you were never any sort of Christian at all.

Wow. It actually HURTS typing that. :) Great to see you around!

[livius drusus]

Any relation to Elliott? Or possibly Stephen J.? Either way, welcome to FF! :welcome2:
Oh, and you are in REBELLION against GOd, you REbelLIOUs littlE child!

:staymad:

[Ex-zombie]

Welcome to the forum David!

YOU ARE NOT REALLY AN ATHEIST.

:wave:

[LadyShea]

Well, well, well if it isn't THE TOOL OF THE ANTICHRIST himself!

Hiya David, long time no see :)

[Petra]

Hello, Mr. Gould! Nice to see you. :)

Hell has a special level reserved for people like you. Turn or burn, dude, you're toast.

[WinAce]

Well, well, well if it isn't THE TOOL OF THE ANTICHRIST himself!

Wait, isn't that a compliment? What with the AntiChrist's tool being supernaturally powerful and all...

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WASTE TIME POSTING HERE IF YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE RIGHT?! :P

[David Gould]

David Gould rarely ventures out of the Apologetics forum at Christian Forums, so he may be a little unused to the sunlight. He may not feel quite at hom here, but you can all help by typing any of the following vitriolic messages at him, preferrably in ALL-CAPS.

You're not really an atheist. You're an agnostic, and you're really confused about it!

You're going to HELL!!!

YOU ARE IN REBELLION AGAINST GOD, you shameful rebellious little child.

If he starts to get too lonely be sure to report his posts, which will no doubt be totally inoffensive and wonderfully insightful. It doesn't matter. Report them anyway, then complain in the thread that such a terrible person would be allowed to post here. If we shower enough abuse on him, he just may begin to think he is at home after all, and then maybe he'll stay, which would be a good thing.


Thanks, Brimshack. :) I found my way to this thread after all - obviously my stay-at-homeness subconsciously thwarted me initially. ;)

I will try not to leave. My postings will probably be non-existent over the holiday season but I will return with a vengeance in the new year. :)

[HelenM]

Thanks, Brimshack. :) I found my way to this thread after all - obviously my stay-at-homeness subconsciously thwarted me initially. ;)

I will try not to leave. My postings will probably be non-existent over the holiday season but I will return with a vengeance in the new year. :)

Hi David,

It's nice to see you here :)

Helen

[David Gould]

Hi David,

It's nice to see you here :)

Helen


Nice to see you, too, Helen. It has been a while. :)

[godfry n. glad]

Welcome, Mr./Ms. Gould. Or, would you rather be David? Or perhaps DG?

You may call me godfry. I'm the good godfry. Or mr. glad, if you prefer.

I'm the local crank. One of 'em, at least.

<aside> If you ask me, there's a lot of 'em here. Wacherself.

Welcome aboard, we're all bozos on this bus.

godfry

and feel free to use my name in vain, but note that I'm case-sensitive