I like my wo/men like I like my X

[erimir]

You start the sentence in the form of the title, and the next poster completes it.

Example:

First person says:

I like my women like I like my microwaves...

Other poster says something like:

Just push their buttons and I can stick my stuff in their hot box.

So, I'll start.

I like my men like I like my bicycles...

[Sock Puppet]

... properly oiled.


I like my women like I like my ale ...

[livius drusus]

... cold and bitter.

I like my men like I like my bed linens ...

[Leesifer]

... crisp, clean and good to stroke.

I like my men like I like my garden ...

[Sock Puppet]

... graced with enormous cucumbers.


I like my women like I like my cigars ...

(Freud would shit his pants over that one.)

[wei yau]

... Cuban and illegal.

I like my women like I like my pizza...

[Leesifer]

... covered in pineapple.

I like my men like I like my oven...

[wei yau]

...self-cleaning.

I like my women like I like my oxen ...

[Sock Puppet]

... yoked together and domesticated.


I like my women like I like my message boards ...

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

Misanthropic, sarcastic, and snotty.


I like my men like I like my Diet Vanilla Coke..

[Dingfod]

... online and anonymous.



I like my women like I like my motorcycles ...

[Petra]

...in tune


I like my men like I like jazz,

[Dingfod]

... with puffed-out cheeks like Dizzy Gillespie.



I like my women like I like my breakfast,

[mosquitobite]

...hold the sausage and sunny side up.

I like my men like I like the stock market.

[Watser?]

...always going up.

I like my women like I like my shoes...

[Dingfod]

... well-heeled and shiny.



I like my women like I like movies,

[slimshady2357]

...entertaining and no preaching.

I like my women like I like my dentist appointments...

[Watser?]

...short and in my face.

I like my women like I like my house plants...

[wei yau]

...neglected and all dried-up.

I like my women like I like my underwear...

[Watser?]

...bunched up in the bathroom.

I like my women like I like my weather...

[Shelli]

:eyebrow2:

[Shelli]

... steamy.

I like my men like I like my books ...

[Leesifer]

... hot!

I like my men like I like my music...

[Clutch Munny]

...easily captured with just three cords.

I like my women like I like my sports...

[livius drusus]

... all elbows and sticks to the groin.

I like my men like I like my pets...

[Sock Puppet]

I like my men like I like my pets...
... obedient, hairy, and slobbering all over me.


I like my women like I like my cheese ... :cheese:

(I can't believe it took 25 replies to get to this one)

[Shelli]

... full of flavor. :giggles:

I like my men like I like my :cheese: ...

[Watser?]

...strong, smelly and foreign :D

I like my women like I like my hair...

[Clutch Munny]

...falling to the floor at the gentlest touch.

I like my women like I like my software...

[Shelli]

... bug free.

I like my men like I like my cartoons ...

[Sock Puppet]

I like my women like I like my software...... 100% compatible with my hardware.

(ETA: Damn you, crossposting wench!)

I like my men like I like my cartoons ...

... with extremely strange, unlikely anatomy.


I like my women like I like my telephones ...

[Shelli]

... quiet.

I like my men like I like my cartoons ...

[Clutch Munny]

...carefully inked.

I like my women like I like my finances...

[ChuckF]

...accumulating interest and handled by Jews.

I like my women like I like my patio furniture...

[Shelli]

... well used and wet. :giggles:

I like my men like I like my spreadsheet ...

[Dingfod]

... orderly and square.


I like my women like I like donuts,

[ChuckF]

...with big holes and sold by the dozen.

I like my women like I like my digital cable...

[Dingfod]

... with multiple personalities, each as boring as the previous.



I like my women like I like my airplanes,

[wei yau]

...wide-bodied.

I like my men like I like my women...

[Shelli]

... eager to please. :beaugest:

I like my women like I like my men ...

[Watser?]

...clean-shaved.

I like my women like I like my beer...

[Dingfod]

... with a good body and with nice head.



I like my women like I like my cheese,

[Qingdai]

...aged and ripe.

I like my men like I like my coffee,

[Dingfod]

... black, with a touch of cream.



I like my women like I like my boats,

[Waluigi]

...anchored to the sea bed. :)

I like my women like I like my calendar...

[wei yau]

...Gregorian?

I like my women like I like my ice cream...

[Dingfod]

... slathered in chocolate syrup and whipped cream.


I like my women like I like my razor,

[mindbender]

... extremely sharp

I like my men like I like my money ...

[Dingfod]

... tucked into my bra.



I like my women like I like my Mexican food,

[viscousmemories]

...hot, greasy and cheap.

I like my women like I like my soda...

[Jacquie]

Tch tch

[Jacquie]

put my tch tch in the wrong place. lol

[livius drusus]

I can move it for you. :) Which thread should it be in?

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

VM, given your mother just posted in here, I ain't touchin that one. ;)

I like my women like I like my chicken..

[mindbender]

... all breast.

I like my men like a like my tampons ...

[Dingfod]

... used, then thrown in the trash.



You know bananas are ripe when ...

[Petra]

... they squish like a man's ballsack in an old-fashioned wringer washing machine. Ahhh, those were the days!


I like my men like I like ice cream...

[Dingfod]

... dripping creamy goodness on my face.



I like my women like I like my shoes,

[Petra]

..tight fitting and with a hide of leather.



I like my men like I like Dingfod...

[mindbender]

... anonymous

I like my men like I like my chili ...

[Waluigi]

...heavy on the meat and beans.

I like my women like I like my Freethought Forum...

[huntress]

Primarily educated, with occasional lapses from reality and unpredictable mood swings.

I like my men like I like my dog,

[huntress]

Literally.

[mindbender]

I like my men like I like my dog ...

... neutered.

I like my men like I like my television ...

... turned on and on mute.

I like my men like I like my toothbrush ...

... tingly in my mouth.

I like my men like I like my nail clippers ...

[Johnny Pneumatic]

...will do the most grotesque task, and can be stored in a drawer.

I like my women like I like my Zippo...

[Dingfod]

... turned on with the flick of a wrist and a little thumb action.



I like my women like I like scary movies,

[Johnny Pneumatic]

...full of cheese.

I like my women like I like my camera...

[Sock Puppet]

... capable of hundreds of exposures in one day without any complaint.


I like my women like I like my governments ...

[Johnny Pneumatic]

...liberal and will do everything for you.


I like my women like I like my ice cream...

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

Cold, creamy, and wet.


I like my women like I like my TV..

[Johnny Pneumatic]

...colorful and mute.

I like my women like l like my music CDs...

[Qingdai]

obscure and hard to get?

I like my men like I like my houseplants....

[Johnny Pneumatic]

...beautiful and low maintenance.


I like my women like I like my computer...

[Dingfod]

... fast and on your laptop.



I like my women like I like my watches,

[wei yau]

right at least twice a day.

I like my women like I like my HBO dramas...

[mindbender]

... dark and smutty

I like my men like I like my onions ...

[Dingfod]

... they make me cry when I cut them up.



I like my women like I like my men's hair grooming products,

[Shelli]

... uncomplicated.

I like my men like I like my cookies ...

[wei yau]

...soft and chewy.

I like my women like I like my fingernails...

[Jacquie]

I can move it for you. :) Which thread should it be in?

Hello there Liv,

Thanks for offering to direct me.

I have no idea. I am still blind and in the dark.

Jacquie

[mindbender]

disregard - I had trouble posting.

[Dingfod]

...soft and chewy.

I like my women like I like my fingernails...... painted up and well-trimmed.


I like my women like I like my horses,

[Leesifer]

...wearing a saddle.

I like my men like I like my pasta,

[Watser?]

al dente.

I like my women like I like my shower

[Shelli]

... hot and refreshing

I like my men like I like my dogs ...

[Johnny Pneumatic]

...flexible and not afraid to eat up their own vomit.


I like my women like I like my knives...

[wei yau]

...dull and harmless.

I like my women like I like my FF posters...

[Dingfod]

... nutty as a fruitcake, but fun.



I like my women like I like mystery novels,

[erimir]

Hard to figure out until you reach the climax.

I like my men like I like my Bibles...

Bound in leather and bringing me to my knees.

You just know I had to come up with something kinky for that one.

I like my men like I like my toilets...

[Dingfod]

... white and full of shit?



I like my women like I like my shirts,

[wei yau]

...skin tight and showing plenty of cleavage?

I like my women like I like my XML files...

[fragment]

... well-formed.

I like my women like I like my garden...

[Dingfod]

... thoroughly plowed (ploughed?).



I like my women like I like my eyeglasses, ...

[quiet bear]

Clean, focused, and able to help me gain knowledge.

(I was going to say sitting on my face, but I most always choose the high road)

I like my wo/men like I like my music

[Watser?]

...wild, weird and unpredictable.

I like my women like I like my pants...

[Johnny Pneumatic]

...soft and with my dick in them.


I like my women like I like my rock 'n' roll...

[erimir]

Passionate and pissing off all the squares.

I like my wo/men like I like my umbrellas...

[wei yau]

....(ella eh eh eh)[/Rihanna]

I like my women like I like my steak...

[Shelli]

... with just enough spice.

I like my wo/men like I like my pen...

[erimir]

They have smooth action with great lines, and they feel good in my hand.

I like my men like I like my Nintendo Wii... :P

[Artemis Entreri]

cheap, fun, and giving me a workout.

I like my women like I like my ferret...

[Shelli]

... housebroken. :ferret2:

I like my men like I like my motorcycle ...

[Watser?]

...locked up in the garage until I want to ride them.

I like my women like I like the weather...

[Shelli]

... warm & wet. :rains:

I like my men like I like my shower ...

[Artemis Entreri]

hot and long


I like my women like i like my car...

[Shelli]

... well oiled and running smooth. :miniglomp:

I like my women like I like my food ...

[erimir]

Satisfying one of my primal urges.

I like my men like I like my hotdogs...

[Artemis Entreri]

tasty but I don't want to know where it came from

I like my women like I like my wallet...

[Johnny Pneumatic]

...shiny and will hold my money without spending it.


I like my women like I like my lenses...

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

out-of-focus


I like my wo/men like I like my Broadway shows...

[Johnny Pneumatic]

...to expensive to get into for what you get.


I like my women like I like my ceiling fan...

[Dingfod]

... gently blowing on my penis.



I like my women like I like a glass of whiskey,

[mindbender]

... to slide down fast and make me warm and tingly.

I like my men like I like my politics ...

[Dingfod]

... conservative in public but liberal in bed.



I like my women like I like my zoo,

[Novowels]

... a learning experience, and not too smelly.


I like my women like I like my sitcoms ...

[Johnny Pneumatic]

...spouting clichés and are unfunny.


I like my women like I like my tea...

[mindbender]

... hot, steamy, and wet.

I like my men like I like my bra ...

[Johnny Pneumatic]

...supportive just when you need them.


I like my women like I like my pens...

[mindbender]

... clear, bold, and colorful.

I like my men like I like my deck of cards ...

[Johnny Pneumatic]

...with heart and a joker.


I like my women like I like my cats...

[inland wave]

independent and clever.

I like my men like I like my trees....

[Dingfod]

... shady.


I like my women like I like my own reflection,

[Johnny Pneumatic]

...hairy and flat.


I like my women like I like Gary Coleman...

[erimir]

Giving me lots of diff'rent strokes.

I like my men like I like my unicorns...

[Waluigi]

gay.

I like my women like I like my english muffin...

[Sock Puppet]

... with lots of nooks & crannies to hold the melted butter.


I like my women like I like my jobs ...

[Dingfod]

... moving me at least some of the time.


I like my women like I like my SCUBA gear ...

[Johnny Pneumatic]

...full of gas.

I like my women like I like my KY...

[wei yau]

...just north of Tennessee.

I like my women like I like my women,

[Sock Puppet]

... generally identifiable as female.


I like my women like I like my men ...

[wei yau]

...superficially identifiable as female.

I like my women like I like my socks...

[Pinecone]

...tight but cushioned on the bottom.

I like my men like I like my clipboard...

[mindbender]

... with a tip grip and the ability to hold a page or two of complex thought.

I like my men like I like my tie wraps ...

[Dingfod]

... used up and discarded.



I like my women like I like my crosscountry skis, ...

[mindbender]

... assured to make me fall flat on my ass and leave me in the cold after I go down.

I like my men like I like my trash compactors ...

[Sock Puppet]

... taking all the crap I feel like giving them and then asking for more.


I like my women like I like my alien abductors ...

[Shelli]

... bringing :cheese: so I have something to snack on after the main meal.

I like my men like I like my keyboard ...

[wei yau]

...more Dvorak and less QWERTY.

I like my women like I like my sex partners...

[Dingfod]

... on shiny magazine pages.



I like my women like I like my lawnmower, ...

[Pinecone]

easy to start and easy to ride.

I like my men like I like my toaster...

[Shelli]

... set the way I want it. :toast:

I like my men the way I like my alcohol ...

[mindbender]

... to not make me vomit.

I like my men like I like my sushi ...

[Sock Puppet]

... discarded and replaced if they've stuck around too long.


I like my women like I like my allergy medicine ...

[Shelli]

... to do what they're supposed to and not be useless.

I like my women like I like my pastries ...

[Crumb]

gooey.

I like my women like I like my stapler ...

[erimir]

Not being stolen by Bill Lumbergh.

I like my wo/men like I like my sink...

[Johnny Pneumatic]

...clean and wet.


I like my women like I like David Bowie...

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

Androgynous.


I like my women like I like my Tori Amos..

[erimir]

Loved by lesbians everywhere.

I like my men like I like my fonts...

[Waluigi]

...Easy to read, and preferably sans-serif.

I like my women like I like my Barenaked Ladies...

[Watser?]

...silent!

I like my women like I like the sea...

[mindbender]

... wet and stormy by night.

I like my men like I like my guitars ...

[Waluigi]

Fine tuned and solid wood.

I like my women like I like my threads about liking people...

[quiet bear]

Humorous, insightful, a bit bold, a bit coy.

I like my wo/men like I like my woods

[Dingfod]

... numbered and in the bag.



I like my women like I like my golf courses, ...

[Clutch Munny]

...with the grass neatly trimmed and the holes reachable with three strokes.

I like my women like I like my studies...

[Shelli]

... captivating.

I like my women like I like my paperwork ...

[Sock Puppet]

... filled out.


I like my women like I like my furniture ...

[Dingfod]

... overstuffed and well-upholstered.



I like my women like I like chiropractic treatments ...

[Waluigi]

...face down and paying for the privilege.

I like my women like I like my colonic irrigation...

[Shelli]

... thorough.

I like my men like I like my hose ...

[Dingfod]

... wound up on a hook in my garden.



I like my women like I like my menu ...

[Sock Puppet]

[oooh, you were askin' for it with that one, Shellster. You got off easy.]

... easy to read and not too expensive.


I like my women like I like my basketballs ...

[Dingfod]

... round and bouncy.



I like my women like I like my hat ...

[Shelli]

[oooh, you were askin' for it with that one, Shellster. You got off easy.]:chuckle:


I like my women like I like my basketballs ...

... full of bounce. :bgirl:


I like my women like I like my hat ...

... to be the right fit.


I like my men like I like my shaving cream ...

[erimir]

smeared all over my face?

I like my men like I like my vaginas...

[Waluigi]

...hung like sleeve of wizard's robe.

I like my women like I like my avatar...

[Sock Puppet]

... sporting a smart moustache.


I like my women like I like my moustaches ...

[Dingfod]

... unruly and smelling of yesterday's lunch.



I like my women like I like my tractor ...

[Shelli]

... not afraid of a little work. :workcomp:

I like my men like I like my tea :tea: ...

[Dingfod]

... sweet with a load of cream.



I like my women like I like my pencils ...

[Shelli]

... sharp and to the point.

I like my men like I like my sleep ...

[Crumb]

all night long.

I like my women like I like my sheep ...

[Dingfod]

... unconscious.



Positive results will occur when the moon is ...

Grrrrr!

[Shelli]

:giggle:

[Dingfod]

all night long.

I like my women like I like my sheep ...... getting "rammed" from behind.


I like my women like I like my frying pan, ...

[wei yau]

well-cured and cleaned only with Kosher salt and a cloth.

I like my women like I like my comic books, ...

[Sock Puppet]

That's okay, I think "I like my women like I like my sheep" stands all on its own.

Da-a-a-a-a-a-ddy! Come ba-a-a-a-a-ck!!!
:sheep:

[Shelli]

:lol:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

I like my women like I like my comic books, ...

...stored away in a safe, cool, dry place while I daydream about being the bologna in a Brokeback Mountain sammich.

I like my men like I like my favourite beer...

[Sock Puppet]

... frothy and bitter to the core.


I like my women like I like my gay cowboy movies ...

[Dingfod]

... gazing longingly into my eyes part of the time, then pretending to love someone else the rest of the time.


I like my women like I like my women, ...

[erimir]

tautological.

I like my men like I like my musicals...

[mindbender]

entertaining and capable of giving me a happy ending.

I like my men like I like my best friends ...

[Shelli]

... to know when I need my space and not take it personal.

I like my men like I like my fabric softner ...

[Crumb]

fresh out of the box.

I like my women like I like my software...

[Sock Puppet]

... compatible with my hardware.


I like my women like I like my dirty jokes ...

[Shelli]

... bold and funny but not too crude.

I like my men like I like my forum ...

[Dingfod]

... well read, informative and entertaining to boot.



I like my women like I like my salad dressing ...

[Johnny Pneumatic]

... creamy.

I like my women like I like my aqua regia ...

[Dingfod]

... able to dissolve gold, silver, and platinum?



I like my women like I like my swimming pool ...

[Johnny Pneumatic]

... warm and wet.

I like my women like I like my potassium permanganate ...

[Dingfod]

... nicknamed Condy.



I like my women like I like my late night talk shows, ...

[inland wave]

ready to fill your ear with gossip.

I like my men like I like my leather gloves......

[Shelli]

... comfortable.

I like my men like I like my main meal of the day ...

[Dingfod]

... filling and satisfying.




I like my women like I like my hotdogs ...

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

..Wet, slippery, and penis-shaped.


I like my men like I like my Australians..

[inland wave]

opinionated and a wild ride.

I like my men like I like a mathmatical equation...

[Dingfod]

... balanced, with a solution.




I like my women like I like a forest ...

[Shelli]

... wild yet welcoming. :cheeseforest:

I like my men like I like my humor ...

[Sock Puppet]

... twisted.


I like my women like I like my balloons ...

[Dingfod]

... full of gas and able to lift me up sitting in my lawn chair.



I like my women like I like my paintball wars ...

[Shelli]

... action packed.

I like my men like I like my myself ...

[Shelli]

... flexible. :cartwheel:

I like my women like I like my main entree ...

[Dingfod]

... stored in the freezer until I want one.



I like my women like I like my alcohol ...

[mindbender]

... strong and subtle.

I like my men like I like my bedroom ...

[Dingfod]

... looking like a tornado hit them.



I like my women like I like my beer ...

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

Stout.


I like my women like I like my leather..

[Brimshack]

...wrapped around my waist and buckled in for the duration.

I like my women, the way I like my keyboards..

[But]

..confusing words when I bang away.

I like my women like I like my rhubarb soup..

[Dingfod]

... hot and spicy and slightly sweet.



I like my women like I like my bluejeans, ...

[Shelli]

... a perfect fit.

I like my men like I like my tea ...

[Crumb]

strong and bitter.

I like my women like I like my dentists ...

[Goliath]

...always telling me to "open wider".

I like my men like I like my muffins...

[Sock Puppet]

... ready for me 8 at a time.


I like my women like I like my linguistic analyses ...

[erimir]

...getting me to make sounds I've never made before.

I like my men like I like my Kantian ethics...

[Brimshack]

...errrected into a universal law?

...treating people like ends, or rather, just treating their ends.

...(or perhaps) bringing the thing in itself to serve as an object of higher grasp.

(and BTW ...eww!)

I like my women like my roofing...

[Watser?]

...laying down patiently waiting to get nailed?

I like my women like I like my beaches...

[Sock Puppet]

... covered with screeching seagulls.


I like my women like I like my oceans ...

[erimir]

...with strange creatures living in their deep, dark, moist crevices.

I like my men like I like (computer) mouse...

[beyelzu]

... small black with a really long tail



i like my women the way i like my comic books....

[Dingfod]

... easy to read.



I like my women like I like my internets tubes ...

[Goliath]

...unclogged.

I like my women like I like my balcony...

[Sock Puppet]

... if they're not really high, there's no point in getting on 'em.


I like my women like I like my recreational drugs ...

[Dingfod]

... in the back of my SUV.



I like my women like I like shipping containers ...

[erimir]

...not inspected by the US government.

I like my men like I like my pianos...

[Dingfod]

... as wide and heavy as a small truck and equipped with 88 keys.



I like my women like I like Western movies, ...