This forum needs to be livened up a little

[mindbender]

It's not nearly as arousing mentally or physically as a sexuality forum ought to be. ;)

[Dingfod]

Show us your tits!

[mindbender]

( * ) ( * )

:D

[viscousmemories]

I dunno, I thought the Beautiful Agony (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12483) thread was pretty hot.

[mindbender]

That video won't even load for me. Oh well.

So when is the last time anyone here had sex? How was it?

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Do BJs count? If so, five months, if not, five months. It was ok, I've had better.

[mindbender]

Two weeks ago for me, but I can barely count it because he did not even last a minute.

[Artemis Entreri]

Um... a few weeks ago.. but that was a one shot deal, a friend that was moving away.
Other than that it's been a slow year... damn it sucks.

[Shelli]

... damn it sucks.At least something is for you then.. :giggle:

[mindbender]

Um... a few weeks ago.. but that was a one shot deal, a friend that was moving away.
Other than that it's been a slow year... damn it sucks.

Funny how moving gives you a certain safety zone. I offered it to a friend of mine who lives about 180 miles away because in a month's time I will be living a further 2,000 miles away. He turned me down because he knew he would want more than that with me. I've never been more flattered to be rejected by a crush. :heart:

It's been a slow year for me too, but lately it's been picking up a bit.

[Waluigi]

Last Wednesday.

[SharonDee]

Last year.

[Sock Puppet]

I'll just say that Fathers' Day has benefits beyond the money it makes for Hallmark.

[mindbender]

I'll just say that Fathers' Day has benefits beyond the money it makes for Hallmark.

I sure hope that's something none of the kids gave you. I mean, I don't know. One could pull a Woody Allen or something.

[wei yau]

I'll just say that Fathers' Day has benefits beyond the money it makes for Hallmark.

Wow. And all I did was give my Dad a call and sent him the DVD set of "Planet Earth".

You're a good son.

[Shelli]

:roffle:

[mindbender]

Okay, next question, what really turns you on?

[Artemis Entreri]

If a girl nibbles at my ear I'm putty in her hands.

[Sock Puppet]

You people are sick. Sick, I say.

:dielaugh:

[erimir]

That video won't even load for me. Oh well.

So when is the last time anyone here had sex? How was it?Now this is just depressing...

Last December. :sadcheer: And it wasn't even that good, cuz I was too drunk.

But I guess I got some that was much more enjoyable a few weeks before that.

This answer might change in the near future, tho...

[quiet bear]

Last year.

Same here.

[mindbender]

I didn't answer the last question myself. What turns me on? I think more than anything being desired (personally, not just as a sex object) by someone with whom I share strong mutual respect. But in absence of that, I do like to be held and caressed a lot. It also turns me on to please my partner.

[Dingfod]

Okay, next question, what really turns you on?Money, honey.

[Dingfod]

Okay, not really.

[mindbender]

:lolwat:

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Okay, next question, what really turns you on?


Caffeine and large amounts of sugar. Oh, you meant sexually...uh, intelligence inside a reasonably attractive body.

[mindbender]

Yeah, it's hard trying to do anything with someone you don't find attractive.

[quiet bear]

What turns me on is a woman who can corner me with her wit. A woman who's 2-3 thoughts ahead of me. Man, that's attractive.

[Adora]

A nise ass I can grope. Freckles. Redheads. Redheads with freckles (on women, mind you). Someone who knows when to shut up and has the ability to emotionally connect. I mean, intelligence is nice, but nothing's more of a turn-off than someone who's on the aspergers' scale. Aspies are Definitely Not Sexy. *shudders*

[mindbender]

A nise ass I can grope. Freckles. Redheads. Redheads with freckles (on women, mind you). Someone who knows when to shut up and has the ability to emotionally connect. I mean, intelligence is nice, but nothing's more of a turn-off than someone who's on the aspergers' scale. Aspies are Definitely Not Sexy. *shudders*

I briefly dated someone with Asperger's Syndrome, and it was not too bad but we did not have any real chemistry. It was mostly an attraction issue for me though. It was not that he was not a nice guy or able to be romantic because he was - he's just different than a lot of people I've known. I would say in some respects emotionally immature but definitely not incapable of feelings.

[bobeh]

A gal who can put her leg behind her head...and for a real rush one who can put both legs behind her head at the same time. Naked is optional.

Actually, Adora's taste seems quite tasteful as well...gropable asses are wonderful wonderful wonderful.

[erimir]

Hmmmm... I can put both my legs behind my head at the same time.

But I'm not a gal.

Also what turns me on... hmmmm... if you're looking for me to describe some sort of type, I haven't really figured out what exactly that is. I'm more sure of what I don't like than of particularly specific things that I do like.

I do get turned on by naked men with nicely gropeable assets. But that's sort of an obvious one.

[Bluenose]

:doh:

[Q1] So when is the last time anyone here had sex?
[Q2] How was it?

[A1] 17 Jan 1996
[A2] How should I know ? I had been on Paxil for several months...:fuming:
I replied to your Q only to tell this true story.

Something Dr. B said got me telling shrink jokes, so he adopted his best
bedside manner saying softly, "Do you think I am normal ?" I replied "How should I know, I'm not objective !!!" :giggle: