10 Compliments That Make A Man Roll His Eyes

[Johnny Pneumatic]

I probably shouldn't have clicked on the link, but I wanted to see how trite and stupid the "compliments" would be. The answer: very (http://health.yahoo.com/experts/menlovesex/47260/10-compliments-that-wow-a-man)

I guess if I were just this side of brain dead and actually liked being given compliments then perhaps shit like this wouldn't make me feel like there's little hope left for humanity.

[Dingfod]

You're awfully young to be so jaded, JP.

[Watser?]

Ow...

Owowow...

It actually gave me a headache from narrowing my eyes and raising my eyebrows at the same time

[inland wave]

WOW just WOW...

[Clutch Munny]

The time to complain, Johnny, will be when you find yourself overwhelmed by such compliments and discover that you don't like it.

[erimir]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, wow.

You the man, JP. The kids just adore you. I want you.

And you have cute feet.

What do you think?

[Waluigi]

I'm turned on.

[wei yau]

Aw geeze, aren't your avatars like brothers or something?

[Waluigi]

Second cousins, I think.

[roastelk]

hey. all a girl had to do to get my attention, was tell me that she thought my stutter was cute...i took that bait, and she apaerently set the hook pretty deep cause we've been dating a couple months now.

[Shelli]

Meow.

[erimir]

Woof.

[Shelli]

:giggle:

[Johnny Pneumatic]

The time to complain, Johnny, will be when you find yourself overwhelmed by such compliments and discover that you don't like it.

I've already discovered that I don't like it. That's part of why I'm single now (by choice) instead of having a relationship and sex with a pretty woman my age, which I was a few months ago. I don't like being given compliments in general, especially shallow or fake-ass compliments.
A "thank you" once in a while is nice if I've done something for someone else, but that's totally different, not a compliment at all.

[Adora]

You sound like the type of guy who wouldn't accept a sincere compliment anyway, so the girl's better off without you, Johnny.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Note to self: Never express a strong opinion in any thread in the Sexuality Forum, especially in a thread you started, lest other forum members make the thread all about you and layer on the personal attacks. Unless of course you're in the mood for masochism, in which case provincially ignore the above note to self.

[Adora]

Oh please, cry for me, emo kid. Show me you tasty salty emo tears. Let your passive-aggressivity crystalise them into black black diamonds. Black like your mascara... I mean soul.

[Zadalya]

Some people are just uncomfortable with compliments. At times I get either dismissive or slightly uncomfortable with compliments - probably because it makes me feel put on the spot.
Reading that article made me want to puke though.

[Uthgar the Brazen]

GASP! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHjFxJVeCQs)

It needed doin'. Search your feelings; you know it to be true. ;)

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Oh please, cry for me, emo kid. Show me you tasty salty emo tears. Let your passive-aggressivity crystalise them into black black diamonds. Black like your mascara... I mean soul.

Yeah... any hoo.

If you're referring to my avatar, uh, that's Kurt Cobain, moron. Wasn't really one of those sad emo creatures who call their wallowing self pity set to a melody music.

[mindbender]

Yeah, I've seen his actual picture. He does not look emo in the least.

[erimir]

What are ten complaints that make a man go wow?

Besides, you know, "Your cock... it's just too big!"

[Shelli]

heh

[mindbender]

What are ten complaints that make a man go wow?

Besides, you know, "Your cock... it's just too big!"

"Honey, how come we never do anal?"

"We don't do it nearly enough."

"Please, but I want to swallow!"

"Stop making me cum before I pass out."

"Damn it, we've never had a threesome. I want a threesome now!"

[Ari]

Awww how cute, I think she likes you Johnny.

I agree with some of them, others made me laugh.
Apparently guys like to be acknowledge for their impressive cute feet.

[Adora]

If you're referring to my avatar, uh, that's Kurt Cobain, moron. Wasn't really one of those sad emo creatures who call their wallowing self pity set to a melody music.
You pretty much just summed up every Nirvana album ever*. And he's wearing mascara. What's your point again?

*Not saying I don't enjoy a few bits of their music, but it was only wallowing self-pity set to boring guitar melodies, afterall.

[mindbender]

Haha, you two would make a great couple. :spank::sex:

[Shelli]

:skullove:

[ChuckF]

Oh please, cry for me, emo kid. Show me you tasty salty emo tears. Let your passive-aggressivity crystalise them into black black diamonds. Black like your mascara... I mean soul.
:laugh:

[Zadalya]

What are ten complaints that make a man go wow?

Besides, you know, "Your cock... it's just too big!"

"Honey, how come we never do anal?"

"We don't do it nearly enough."

"Please, but I want to swallow!"

"Stop making me cum before I pass out."

"Damn it, we've never had a threesome. I want a threesome now!"

:laughdie: teehee!

[JoeP]

Haha, you two would make a great couple. :spank::sex:
Have to agree there!

In fact if we haven't tried to get JP and Adora together before, it could only have been because Adora wasn't around at JP's hour month year of greatest need.

[Adora]

I've had my fill of insecure man-children. And I only ever dated one.

[Sock Puppet]

Note to self: Never express a strong opinion in any thread in the Sexuality Forum, especially in a thread you started, lest other forum members make the thread all about you and layer on the personal attacks. Unless of course you're in the mood for masochism, in which case provincially ignore the above note to self.You seem to keep misplacing the same note. You might want to get a PalmPilot or something.

[Kyuss Apollo]

Either the person who wrote that list of "ten compliments" had an IQ of 71, was 11 years old, or both.

But reading totally stupid crap on the internet has become a hobby of mine, so thanks for posting those, JP.

[Deadlokd]

Having just spent the last twenty minutes examining my feet, I am forced to admit that they are, indeed, cute. However, if my wife ever refers to them as such, I will know that her mind has finally snapped, and off to the asylum with her.

Oink.

[Count]

Having just spent the last twenty minutes examining my feet, I am forced to admit that they are, indeed, cute. However, if my wife ever refers to them as such, I will know that her mind has finally snapped, and off to the asylum with her.

Oink.

Sorry to interupt but...my, what lovely petite wee cute feet you have there They! Mind if I nibble a toe?*









*Please, say you mind. Please? Or at least wash them first?

[Deadlokd]

Of course you can my love........

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w190/Deadlokd/dirtyfeetcrop.jpg

Nibble away to your hearts content. :yup:

[beyelzu]

Oh please, cry for me, emo kid. Show me you tasty salty emo tears. Let your passive-aggressivity crystalise them into black black diamonds. Black like your mascara... I mean soul.

:lol:

[biochemgirl]

Patronizing, yes, but there is some truth to it. It's not fair that women expect to get showered with compliments and men get nothing. But if you're in a loving relationship you shouldn't need an article to tell you that.