L. Ron Buttplug

[livius drusus]

That's not just a clever title for Crumb's best thread title contest. It's an actual product (http://www.celebritybuttplugs.com/). With hypno eyes, no less.

http://www.celebritybuttplugs.com/images/l._ron_buttplug_with_hypno_eyes_small.gif

[Dingfod]

I bet Tom Cruise and John Travolta could give testimonials.

[wei yau]

Gotta make sure that the area under the brim of his cap is kept clean. Also, his nostrils and under his brow.

[livius drusus]

I bet Tom Cruise and John Travolta could give testimonials.
Operating Thetan VII training is secret, Ding.
Gotta make sure that the area under the brim of his cap is kept clean. Also, his nostrils and under his brow.
Not to mention the cleft in his chin.

[Shelli]

:foocl:

[Watser?]

That's not just a clever title for Crumb's best thread title contest. It's an actual product (http://www.celebritybuttplugs.com/). With hypno eyes, no less.

http://www.celebritybuttplugs.com/images/l._ron_buttplug_with_hypno_eyes_small.gif

The eyes will be on the eh.. inside though :D

[wei yau]

Since any given Scientologist likely has his head up his own ass, the eyes are perfectly placed for hypnosis.

[Sock Puppet]

Gotta make sure that the area under the brim of his cap is kept clean. Also, his nostrils and under his brow.Good to hear some input from somebody who was in the focus group.

[wei yau]

:shrug:

I needed the money.

[mindbender]

Man, L. Ron looks like a pain in the ass.

[Shelli]

:rimshot:

[Kevlar]

I don't even want to know how you came across Celebritybuttplugs.com™ (www.celebritybuttplugs.com).

But since I was there anyway, I had to browse around. My favorite is the Smell Gibson:

http://www.celebritybuttplugs.com/images/smell_gibson_actual_size.gif

[Artemis Entreri]

That looks painful in so many ways

[Kevlar]

His chin looks like it could rupture an organ.

[mindbender]

My butt has just learned fear.

[livius drusus]

Oh that's going in the quote generator. :bow:

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Hasn't L. Ron Hubbard fucked enough people in the ass already?

[Cynical-Chick]

jackhammer jesus (http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html)

[Petra]

jackhammer jesus (http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html)
One of my most orgasmic fantasies is around being mercilessly and vigorously rogered by a phallic god.

Yeah, I know - in my dreams, eh? Well, you guys haven't met Chris, that's all I'm sayin'.


:innocent:

[Qingdai]

"Now he's the power tool"
Thank you jackhammer jesus.

There went my libido.

[Petra]

There went my libido.

Aww, you're just not looking at it right.

Try it the other way, you never know!

[Qingdai]

There went my libido.

Aww, you're just not looking at it right.

Try it the other way, you never know!

And break the only rule?!? Heretic!

[Petra]

:laugh:


Reminds me of an Emo Philips joke....

[Shake]

:laugh:


Reminds me of an Emo Philips joke....
I love that joke!

[Deadlokd]

Man, L. Ron looks like a pain in the ass.

:cool:

I am very, very scared.