I Want a Pet Hippo!1

[livius drusus]

This is some crazy Born Free shit
I knew hippos killed more people in Africa than any other mammal, so I never thought there could be such a thing as a tame wild hippo.

[Shelli]

Hi, Momma!
:hippo:

[Leesifer]

Heh! That last shot of her under her pink blanket. :squee:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

I want one, too. She can live in the pond outside my apartment.

But I expect her to charge and trample all the screamy, obnoxious children who live around me. None of this gentle giant bullplop.

[Shelli]

:giggle:

None of this gentle giant bullplop.:alarm:

There's a smilie for that, ya know ... :bullshit:

:unfrown:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

Forgiveness, please. Your poo-fu is mightier than mine.

:worship:

*poke*

[Ensign Steve]

It is five fucking months too early for this shit!


I want a hippopotamus for Christmas, only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles, or rhinoceroses, I only like hippopotamuses! And hippopotamuses like me toooo!
:singing:

:hyper: :xmastree: :hippo:

[JoeP]

I knew hippos killed more people in Africa than any other mammalThat's not true, you know.

[livius drusus]

But the teevee told me so!!1 :cryhome: What's the truth then?

[JoeP]

I'm just being pedantic. The video clip includes one extra crucial word.

[JoeP]

The comments page at Cute Overload (http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/07/seriously-hungr.html) has some ... cute ... comments. And some links to other youtubes apparently featuring the same hippo, which someone needs to go and check.