Mrs. They

[Count]

Hello all.:wave: I am They's wife. Unless of course he has been here making a total tool of himself, in which case They who? Never heard of 'im.

[Deadlokd]

Hey! I know you! Mwah! :snogging:

Yes, I have been behaving......*scuttles off to edit all my previous posts*

[fragment]

Welcome to :ff:, Count!

[Ex-zombie]

:welcome1:

[Watser?]

Hello :hiya: and :welcome: Count :voncount:

[livius drusus]

Pre-emptive reneging is always a prudent choice. Welcome to FF, Count. :welcome1:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

They is sooooooooooooooooo busted! :lol:

Welcome! :D

[Shelli]

:unwhosthat:

:welcome4: :voncount:

[beyelzu]

welcome count

[Crumb]

:welcome3: Count! :snoopy:

[Leesifer]

Welcome to :ff: Count!

They's in trouble, They's in trouble.

[Count]

Thanks for the warm welcome! I hate being the n00b. This is the part where I cry about cliques and elitism and how it's so hard to break in to the cool group and it's not fair, why doesn't anyone respond to my posts etc yeah? :D


Welcome to :ff: Count!

They's in trouble, They's in trouble.

They is always in trouble. Mostly he's in trouble because his username makes me make a mockery of grammatical rules and as a grammar nazi, I do so hate that!

[livius drusus]

You know what you need, Count? A transparent background on your avatar. All the cool kids are doing it. :joecool2:

[Watser?]

:giggles:

[Count]

You know what you need, Count? A transparent background on your avatar. All the cool kids are doing it. :joecool2:

Oooh, why thankee! Am I cool now? Am I? Huh? :cool:


Note to self: Try to sound less desperate and uncool. Ta self. Any time, me.

[livius drusus]

:giggle: You are both cool and funneh.

[Pinecone]

You are very very cool now Count.:cool2:

[Deadlokd]

Oh great, you should see the size of her head.:explode2:

[Pinecone]

Cooler than you now They!! Cooler than you!!:ptht:

[livius drusus]

Ya rly. Clearly They got way lucky in the spouse pool. I'm thinking key party. :viagra:

[Count]

Cooler than you now They!! Cooler than you!!:ptht:

It's not hard to be cooler than They. He owns a Meatloaf album! *snigger*

[LadyShea]

Welcome Count. I can tell already you and livius will get along. You're a smartass and abuse your husband, traits I look for in people, so you caught my attention. Pinecone thinks you're cool. So, you're well on your way to being "in".

[Deadlokd]

Bat Out of Hell I. One of the classics.

Anyway, Count listens to The Andrews Sisters.

:DLiv.

[Crumb]

I think we may have just the thread (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=5500) for you, Count. :giggles:

[livius drusus]

I can tell already you and livius will get along.

Anyway, Count listens to The Andrews Sisters.

OMG I listen to Glenn Miller!!1 :slide:

[Leesifer]

Thanks for the warm welcome! I hate being the n00b. This is the part where I cry about cliques and elitism and how it's so hard to break in to the cool group and it's not fair, why doesn't anyone respond to my posts etc yeah? :D


Welcome to :ff: Count!

They's in trouble, They's in trouble.

They is always in trouble. Mostly he's in trouble because his username makes me make a mockery of grammatical rules and as a grammar nazi, I do so hate that!

:ungromp:

[Stormlight]

:welcomef:

[Kyuss Apollo]

Welcome aboard teh float in the parade that is :ff:, :voncount:

[Chris Porter]

Cooler than you now They!! Cooler than you!!:ptht:

It's not hard to be cooler than They. He owns a Meatloaf album! *snigger*

My mom likes Meatloaf. She's 72. She thinks he sings well.

Unfortunately, I do have to classify her as cool, so maybe Meatloaf lovers are cool by some mysterious method.

[viscousmemories]

I think Paradise by the Dashboard Lights is a work of genius.

:welcome: to the FF, Count!

[livius drusus]

Ain't no doubt about it.

[Deadlokd]

Yeah! Touchdown! Take that Mrs. They! Now back in the kitchen with you.............where I will make you a hot chocolate and rub your feet.....hehe......please stop glaring at me :P


And I will love you 'til the end of time.........

[livius drusus]

You realize he's probably praying for the end of time now, Count. :no:

[Sock Puppet]

Thanks for the warm welcome! I hate being the n00b. This is the part where I cry about cliques and elitism and how it's so hard to break in to the cool group and it's not fair, why doesn't anyone respond to my posts etc yeah? :D

They is always in trouble. Mostly he's in trouble because his username makes me make a mockery of grammatical rules and as a grammar nazi, I do so hate that!Ooh, you know message-board-fu and you're a grammar nazi? Welcome, welcome, welcome! :hyper:

[Dingfod]

Welcome to :ff:, Count[ess].

[Count]

Welcome to :ff:, Count[ess].

Ta for the welcome, but it's just Count. No Ess.

I deliberately use gender-specific names to fuck over the patriarchy. Ok, so it doesn't actually fuck over the patriarchy but it does amuse me. I tried to get "Sir Firstname Second-Name" on my bank cards but the dumb bint in the bank wouldn't allow it! Shame on her. :tsktsk:

[livius drusus]

Come to my arms, sister! :manhug:

[Dingfod]

I like sassy women.

[Count]

I like sassy women.

*simpers girlishly* Why, and I like nothing more than strong handsome men *flutters eyelashes demurely*:cancan2:

Oh right, sassy. :kissass:

[JoeP]

Velkom, Count.

I deliberately use gender-specific names to fuck over the patriarchy.
And Mr Count uses a number-inappropriate username to fuck over the grammar nazis. You pair of rebels!

[happykat]

I hate coming in late in the game. I'm totally confused. Count is They's chica and They is (are?) Count's man? :doh:

Is it too early to drink?

[livius drusus]

Count is They's chica and They is (are?) Count's man? :doh:
Bingo. You got it on the first try. :chestram:

Is it too early to drink?
It's afternoon somewhere in the world.

[JoeP]

happykat! :excited:Your presence here is even more erratic than mine. "Late", huh.

[happykat]

I strive for randomness and confusion.

:wave:

[Shake]

Welcome, Count!