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Count
08-07-2007, 10:21 PM
I love the arse (ass for you bloody seppos!) game. It's puerile, silly, immature...all the things I do best!

It is played by substituting the word "heart" with arse in any song title/lyrics.

"Unchain My Heart" by Jo Cocker becomes Unchain My Arse. Geddit?

Bon Jovi "Shot through the arse and you're to blame, you give love a bad name.
Blondie "arse of glass"
Tina Turner "Who needs an arse when an arse can be broken"
Bonnie Tyler "total eclipse of the arse"
and my personal favourite...

While tearing off a game of golf
I may make a play for the caddy
But when I do, I don't follow through
Cause my arse belongs to Daddy

If I invite a boy some night
To dine on my fine food and haddie
I just adore, his asking for more
But my arse belongs to Daddy

Yes, my arse belongs to Daddy
So I simply couldn't be bad
Yes, my arse belongs to Daddy
Da, Da, Da, Da, Da, Da, Da, Da, DAAAAD

So I want to warn you laddie
Though I know that you're perfectly swell
That my arse belongs to Daddy
Cause my Daddy, he treats it so well

While tearing off a game of golf
I may make a play for the caddy
But when I do, I don't follow through
Cause my arse belongs to Daddy

If I invite a boy some night
To cook up some hot enchilada
Though Spanish rice is all very nice
My arse belongs to Daddy

Yes, my arse belongs to Daddy
So I simply couldn't be bad
Yes, my arse belongs to Daddy
Da, Da, Da, Da, Da, Da, Da, Da, DAAAAD

So I want to warn you laddie
Though I know that you're perfectly swell
That my arse belongs to Daddy
Cause my Daddy, he treats it so well

Leesifer
08-07-2007, 10:38 PM
INXS: Never Tear Us Apart:

One line in the song would read:

"I love your precious arse"
______________________________________________________________________________
Ooh! Ooh! Another one. ABC's "Shoot that Poisoned Arrow" - just a selection of lyrics:

Who broke my arse?
You did, you did
Bow to the target,
Blame Cupid, Cupid
You think you're smart
Stupid, Stupid.

Shoot that poison arrow to my arse
Shoot that poison arrow
Shoot that poison arrow to my arse
Shoot that poison arrow.

livius drusus
08-07-2007, 10:49 PM
By the great Don Johnson, please put your hands together for:

Arsebeat
I'm looking for an arsebeat
Arsebeat
I'm looking for a arsebeat
Beating like mine

Looking at me it's easy to see
You think you know just how I feel
If you do to me wrong
And it won't take me long before my restless arse will heal

I'm looking for a love, love like mine
They tell me it's so hard to find
But I can feel it in the rhythm of the arsebeat in the street

Arsebeat
I'm looking for an arsebeat
Arsebeat
I'm looking for a arsebeat
Beating like mine
Beating like mine

Leesifer
08-07-2007, 10:53 PM
Oh, and who could forget Elvis:

Can't you see
I love you
Please don't break my arse in two
That's not hard to do
'Cause I don't have a wooden arse
And if you say goodbye
Then I know that I would cry
Maybe I would die
'Cause I don't have a wooden arse
There's no strings upon this love of mine
It was always you from the start
Treat me nice
Treat me good
Treat me like you really should
'Cause I'm not made of wood
And I don't have a wooden arse

Muss i denn, muss i denn
Zum Stadtele hinaus
Stadtele hinaus
Und du, mein schat, bleibst hier?

There's no strings upon this love of mine
It was always you from the start
Sei mir gut
Sei mir gut
Sei mir wie du wirklich sollst
Wie du wirklich sollst
'Cause I don't have a wooden arse

:elvis:

Kyuss Apollo
08-07-2007, 11:18 PM
Ronnie James Dio - Straight Through The Heart Arse

Hanging from the cobwebs in you mind
It looks like a long, long way to fall...
No one ever told me life was kind
I guess I never heard it, never heard it all

Living in a world of make believe
I can hide behind what's real
But wearing your emotions on your sleeve
And they all know what you feel

And here it comes again
Straight through the arse!
Straight through the arse!

Oh, never tell a secret with your eyes
It's the eyes that let you down
Tell a little truth with many lies
It's the only way I've found

Oh here it comes again,
Straight through the arse!
Straight through the arse!

Shout to the wind
How can you hurt me this way
Oh, once it begins
It looks like it's coming to stay!

Hanging from the cobwebs in your mind
It looks like a long, long way--to fall!
No one ever told me life was kind
I guess I never heard it, never heard it all,
No!

But here it comes again
Straight through the arse!
Straight through the arse,
Straight through the arse!

(Guitar solo)

Here it comes again,
straight through the arse!
In the middle of the arse!

Now don't stand still, they'll get you,
right through your arse!

And here it comes,
here it comes again--straight through the arse!

http://www-cs-students.stanford.edu/~nstanev/dio.gif

godfry n. glad
08-08-2007, 01:04 AM
My Arse Goes On - Celine Dion

Shape of My Arse - Sting

Achy Breaky Arse - Billy Ray Cyrus

The Way to My Arse - Mandy Moore

Set the Controls for the Arse of the Sun - Pink Floyd

You'll Be in My Arse - Phil Collins

Arse Like a Wheel - Linda Ronstast /or/ The Corrs

In An Arse Like Mine - Randy Travis

An Arse Like Hers - George Strait

My Arse Cracked (But Did Not Break) - Randy Travis

Heavy Arse - Arse

Arse and Soul - Huey Lewis and the News (perhaps we should change 'soul' to 'hole'?)

And...from George Strait,

The stars at night - are big and bright
Deep in the arse of texas.
The prairie sky - is wide and high
Deep in the arse of texas.
The sage in bloom - is like perfume
Deep in the arse of texas.
Reminds me of - the one I love
Deep in the arse of texas.
The cowboys cry - ki-yip-pie-yi
Deep in the arse of texas.
The rabbits rush - around the brush
Deep in the arse of texas.
The coyotes wail - along the trail
Deep in the arse of texas.
The doggies bawl - and bawl and bawl
Deep in the arse of texas.


I'd like to dedicate that to the two prominent Texans in Washington, GWB and his pal Dickhead Cheney.

livius drusus
08-08-2007, 01:14 AM
:rofl:

godfry n. glad
08-08-2007, 02:05 AM
Of course, the theme from Rocky IV brings to the fore some interesting imagery...


Arses On Fire - John Cafferty

Silent darkness creeps into your soul
and removes the light of self-control
the cave that holds you captive has no doors
burnin' with determination
to even up the score

Chorus:
arses on fire
strong desire
rages deep within
arses on fire
fever's rising high
the moment of truth draws near

time will not allow you to stand still, no
silence breaks the arse and bends the will
and things that give deep passions are your sword
rules and regulations have no meaning anymore

arses on fire
strong desire
rages deep within
arses on fire
fever's rising high
the moment of truth is here
is here

arses on fire
strong desire
rages deep within
arses on fire
fever's rising high
arses on fire
strong desire
rages deep within
(repeat 2x).

New theme music for Preparation H™ or KY Jelly™?

Sock Puppet
08-08-2007, 03:21 PM
Damn you, Kyuss! I was just about to post "Straight Through The Arse"! :shakefist:

"Cause I know,
If she had me back again
Well I would never make her sad
I've got an ah-ah-arse, ah-ah-arse full o'soul."

Then of course there's ...

Rush, "Closer To The Arse"

Tom Petty & Stevie Nicks, "Stop Draggin' My Arse Around"

Huey Lewis, "The Arse of Rock-n-Roll"

mickthinks
08-08-2007, 05:43 PM
Because you're mine!

Because you're mine, the brightest star I see looks down, my love, and envies me,
Because you're mine!

Because you're mine, the breeze that hurries by becomes a melody and why?
Because you're mine!

I only know for as long as I may live, I'll only live for the kiss that you alone may give me

And when we kiss, that isn't thunder, dear, it's only my poor arse you hear and its applause,
Because you're mine!

Ymir's blood
08-08-2007, 09:31 PM
Bauhaus - Swing The Arse-ache
Lydia Lunch - So Your Arse
Red Temple Spirits - Revolution Of The Arse
Siouxsie And The Banshees - Sin In My Arse
Skeletal Family - Arses Beating
Zombina and the Skeletones - Can't Break a Dead Girl's Arse

Watser?
08-08-2007, 09:43 PM
:chuckle: @ Swing the arse-ache

My arse belongs to daddy was always a bit suspect of course...

Could be a big hit with those girls who make a pledge to their daddies not to shag until marriage.

Joshua Adams
08-08-2007, 09:50 PM
Elton John & Kiki Dee - Don't Go Breaking My Arse

Don't go breaking my arse
I couldn't if I tried
Honey if I get restless
Baby you're not that kind

Don't go breaking my arse
You take the weight off me
Honey when you knocked on my door
I gave you my key

Nobody knows it
When I was down
I was your clown
Nobody knows it
Right from the start
I gave you my arse
I gave you my arse

So don't go breaking my arse
I won't go breaking your arse
Don't go breaking my arse

And nobody told us
`Cause nobody showed us
And now it's up to us babe
I think we can make it

So don't misunderstand me
You put the light in my life
You put the sparks to the flame
I've got your arse in my sights

mickthinks
08-10-2007, 11:00 AM
I left my arse in San Francisco.
High on a hill it calls to me . . .

beyelzu
08-10-2007, 04:05 PM
Siouxsie And The Banshees - Sin In My Arse


its cool cuz i always have wanted to sin in the banshee's arse

:tmgrin:

livius drusus
08-10-2007, 04:08 PM
Taylor Dane - Tell It to My Arse

Uthgar the Brazen
08-10-2007, 04:28 PM
Dream Theater - War Inside My Arse
Paul Van Dyk - The Greatness of Arse

mickthinks
08-10-2007, 04:36 PM
. . .
I have watched thy arse, dear Mary,
And its goodness was the wile,
That has made thee mine for ever,
Bonnie Mary of Argyll.

mickthinks
08-12-2007, 11:12 AM
My Funny Valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my arse . . .

mickthinks
08-14-2007, 01:02 AM
. . .
When I give my arse,
It will be completely,
Or I'll never give my arse.
And the moment that I feel that
You feel that way too,
Is When I Fall in Love with you.

Stephen Maturin
08-14-2007, 04:52 AM
The Police, King of Pain:

There's a little black spot on my arse today.

viscousmemories
08-14-2007, 11:30 AM
Siouxsie And The Banshees - Sin In My Arse


its cool cuz i always have wanted to sin in the banshee's arse

:tmgrin:

I think it's great that you're so comfortable with your homosexuality.

Now me? I always wanted to sin in Siouxsie's arse. Never paid much attention to the Banshees.

But
08-16-2007, 03:00 AM
Manowar - Arse of Steel
French Affair - My Arse Goes Boom

I'm walking down the street and my arse goes boom
In a minute we will meet and my arse goes boom
When we are together I want love forever
Im walking down the street and my arse goes boom, boom, boom

livius drusus
08-16-2007, 03:20 AM
:lol:

Petra
11-26-2008, 10:19 AM
It's tearin' up my arse when I'm with you
But when we are apart I feel it too
And no matter what I do I feel the pain
With or without you

~ 'N Synch

Edited duplicate arses. Sorry 'bout that. :o

JoeP
11-26-2008, 12:38 PM
Good necromarsey, Petra

Petra
11-26-2008, 12:50 PM
Sometimes it pays to see what the guests are reading. :)


Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,
Riding down Santa Claus lane.

He doesn't care if you're a rich or poor boy,
He loves you just the same.
Santa knows that we're God's children,
That makes everything right.
Fill your arse with Christmas cheer,
'cause Santa Claus comes tonight.

Legs
11-26-2008, 01:47 PM
Everybody Knows ~ Leonard Cohen

Take one last look at this sacred arse
Before it blows

Legs
11-26-2008, 01:49 PM
The Eagles

There's gonna be a arse ache tonight, an arse ache tonight, I know

Petra
11-26-2008, 01:49 PM
:lol:

Legs
11-26-2008, 04:28 PM
Neil Young

I've been a miner
for a arse of gold.

Petra
11-26-2008, 04:34 PM
A good arse these days is hard to find
So please be gentle with this arse of mine

Uthgar the Brazen
11-26-2008, 04:41 PM
Nobody remembers Bonnie Tyler?

It's an arse-ache,
Nothin' but an arse-ache...
Hits you when it's too late,
Hits you when you're down.

It's a fool's game,
Nothin' but a fool's game...
Standing in the cold rain,
Feeling like an arse.

It's an arse-ache,
Nothin' but an arse-ache...
Love him till your arse breaks,
Then he lets you down.

It ain't right with arse to share,
When you find he doesn't care for you.
It ain't wise to need someone,
As much as I depended on you.

mickthinks
11-26-2008, 04:46 PM
Well, since my baby left me I found a new place to dwell. It's down at the end of lonely street at

Arsebreak hotel.

erimir
11-26-2008, 06:20 PM
Fill your arse with Christmas cheer,
'cause Santa Claus comes tonight.Aren't those in the wrong order?

The Supremes - Love Is Like an Itching in My Arse

Led Zeppelin - Arsebreaker

Tom Petty - Listen to Her Arse

Tom Petty - Walls

Cause you got an arse so big
It could crush this town
And I can't hold out forever
Even walls fall down

Legs
11-26-2008, 06:28 PM
The Boss

Everybodys got a hungry arse
Everybodys got a hungry arse
Lay down your money and you play your part
Everybodys got a hungry arse

Uthgar the Brazen
11-26-2008, 06:29 PM
:roflcopt:

:winner:

Legs
11-26-2008, 10:04 PM
Welcome Christmas, fahoo ramus, Welcome Christmas, dahoo damus Welcome Christmas while we stand, Arse to arse and hand in hand
:grinch:

Watser?
11-26-2008, 10:26 PM
That makes more sense than the original.

Legs
11-26-2008, 10:27 PM
That came compliments of Horse Girl, who thinks this is a great game. :nod:

ChuckF
11-26-2008, 11:12 PM
I want you to come on, come on, come on, come on and take it!
Take another little piece of my arse now, baby!
Break another little bit of my arse now, darling, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Have another little piece of my arse now, baby,
You know you got it if it makes you feel good,

Legs
11-26-2008, 11:16 PM
Another suggestion from Horse Girl. Phil Collins



And you'll be in my arse
Yes, you'll be in my arse
From this day on
Now and forever more
You'll be in my arse
No matter what they say
You'll be here in my arse
Always

Leesifer
11-26-2008, 11:21 PM
Last Christmas, I gave you my arse
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Last Christmas, I gave you my arse
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I’ll give it to someone
I'll give it to someone special

Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye
Tell me baby, do you recognize me?
Well it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me
Happy Christmas

I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I love you", I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kissed me now, I know you'd fool me again

Last Christmas, I gave you my arse
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Last Christmas, I gave you my arse
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
Special
Yea yea

A crowded room, friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you, and your soul of ice
I thought you were someone to rely on
Me, I guess I was a shoulder to cry on

A friend to discover with a fire in her arse
A man under cover but you tore me apart
Now I've found a real love, you'll never fool me again

Last Christmas, I gave you my arse
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Last Christmas, I gave you my arse
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Last Christmas, I gave you my arse
But the very next day you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

I’ll give it to someone special

erimir
11-26-2008, 11:34 PM
Then of course, there was the great 80s rock band, Arse.

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Arse Club Band

Black Eyed Peas - Don't Phunk With My Arse

Madonna...
Open your arse to me, baby
I'll hold the lock, and you hold the key
Open your arse to me, darlin'
I'll give you love, if you, you turn the key

Deadlokd
11-27-2008, 02:57 AM
Uthgar, we're trying to forget Bonnie Tyler.

Uthgar the Brazen
11-27-2008, 06:14 AM
:hmph:

Pan Narrans
11-27-2008, 11:28 AM
I can't be arsed to participate in this game.

JoeP
11-27-2008, 01:36 PM
Lots of possibilities if you relax the rule on substituting only for "heart"...

There is an arse in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one

JoeP
11-27-2008, 01:45 PM
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello ...
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain arse
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain arse

JoeP
11-27-2008, 01:48 PM
Is this the real arse?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a backside
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see

I'm just a poor boy
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the "wind" blows
Doesn't really matter to me
To me

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his arse
Pulled my trigger now he's past
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Mama
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on
As if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody
I've got to go
Got to leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramarse, Scaramarse
Will you do the Fanny-dango?
Thunderbolt and lightning
Very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo
(Galileo) Galileo
Galileo, figaro
Magnifico
I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
(He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity)
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismillarse!
No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!)
Bismillarse!
We will not let you go
(Let hime go!)
Bismillarse!
We will not let you go
(Let me go!)
Will not let you go
(Let me go!)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mama mia, mama mia
Mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
For me
For me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby
Can't do this to me, baby
Just got to get out
Just got to get right out of here

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the "wind" blows

JoeP
11-27-2008, 01:52 PM
They were singing, bye bye Miss American Pie,
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry.
Them good ole boys were lickin' arse, drinkin' rye,
Singing, "This will be the day that I die.
This will be the day that I die."

mickthinks
11-27-2008, 02:24 PM
Lots of possibilities if you relax the rule on substituting only for "heart"...
Too many, perhaps, to preserve any real interest in the 'game'.

livius drusus
11-27-2008, 02:29 PM
Ya rly. Not to break your arse, Joe, but "drinking wiskey and" turning into "lickin' arse, drinkin'" doesn't even maintain a replacement pattern of any kind. :tsktsk:

And now for a little Pat Benatar.

You're the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasies
The invincible winner, and you know that you were born to be
You're a arsebreaker, dreammaker,
Love-taker, don't you mess around with me
You're a arsebreaker, dreammaker,
Love-taker, don't you mess around, no no no

JoeP
11-27-2008, 02:32 PM
Ya rly. Not to break your arse, Joe, but "drinking wiskey and" turning into "lickin' arse, drinkin'" doesn't even maintain a replacement pattern of any kind. :tsktsk:

I'm strictly splattergun

Legs
11-27-2008, 02:35 PM
Celine Dion

My arse will go on

mickthinks
11-27-2008, 03:49 PM
... These vagabond shoes
Are longing to stray
Right through the very arse of it
New York, New York.

curses
11-27-2008, 04:57 PM
OK, before I have to go to lunch at mom's house, have the first part of my mp3s..

I Will Break Your Arse - Ask For Joy

Swing The Arseache - Bauhaus

Camoflage Arse - Cindytalk

Nilkean Arse - Cocteau Twins

Born To Lose - The Arsebreakers

Stuck In my Arse - Safety Pins :giggle:

Piece of My Arse - David Vanian and the Phantom Chords

My Arse Belongs to Daddy - Ella Fitzgerald

Nails of the Arse - Flowers in the Dustbin

Leesifer
11-27-2008, 05:32 PM
Have we had this one yet?

Move yourself
You always live your life
Never thinking of the future
Prove yourself
You are the move you make
Take your chances win or loser

See yourself
You are the steps you take
You and you - and thats the only way

Shake - shake yourself
Youre every move you make
So the story goes

Owner of a lonely arse
Owner of a lonely arse
Much better than - a
Owner of a broken arse
Owner of a lonely arse

Say - you dont want to chance it
Youve been hurt so before

Watch it now
The eagle in the sky
How he dancin one and only
You - lose yourself
No not for pitys sake
Theres no real reason to be lonely
Be yourself
Give your free will a chance
Youve got to want to succeed

Owner of a lonely arse
Owner of a lonely arse
Much better than - a
Owner of a broken arse
Owner of a lonely arse

Owner of a lonely arse

After my own decision
They confused me so - owner of a lonely arse
My love said never question your will at all
In the end youve got to go
Look before you leap - owner of a lonely arse
And dont you hesitate at all - no no

Owner of a lonely arse
Owner of a lonely arse
Much better than - a
Owner of a broken arse
Owner of a lonely arse


Owner of a lonely arse

Sooner or later each conclusion
Will decide the lonely arse - owner of a lonely arse
It will excite it will delight
It will give a better start - owner of a lonely arse

Dont deceive your free will at all
Dont deceive your free will at all - owner of a lonely arse
Dont deceive your free will at all
Just receive it

mickthinks
11-27-2008, 05:42 PM
Dein ist mein ganzes Arsch!
Wo du nicht bist, kann ich nicht sein.

Richard Tauber - Dein ist mein ganzes Arsch

erimir
11-27-2008, 07:30 PM
Björk - Scatter-Arse (hmmmmm... sounds like poo-porn)

Björk - Triumph of an Arse

Def Leppard - Bringin' on the Arsebreak

Head Automatica - Beating Arse Baby

Joan Jett and the Blackarses

John Lee Hooker - Hard Arsed Woman

Moby - Why Does My Arse Feel So Bad? :giggle:

The New Pornographers - The Bleeding Arse Show :gross:

Wilco - I Am Trying to Break Your Arse

Legs
11-29-2008, 05:16 AM
Oh the rhythm of my arse is beating like a drum
With the words i love you rolling off my tongue


http://www.toppers-tap.com/images/az_2037_The%20Very%20Best%20of%20Rod%20Stewart_Rod%20Stewart.jpg

roastelk
11-29-2008, 08:50 PM
I've exhanged the word arse in place of girls

george thorogood..."I reallly really really, really really really like arse, yeah i really really..."

beastie boys... arse - all I really want is arse ,And in the morning it's arse
Cause in the evening it's arse........With new wave hairdos - I want arse
I ought to whip out my - arse, arse, arse, ares, arse!


band name...boys like arse, spice arse, indigo arse

Uthgar the Brazen
11-29-2008, 10:31 PM
Or Motley Crue's telling epic of denial, Arse, Arse, Arse.

Ensign Steve
12-01-2008, 01:08 AM
There's a hole in my arse that goes all the way to China
You gotta fill it up with love before I fall inside of...
This empty hole in my arse that goes all the way to China
And though you can't see the bottom, believe me it's a long way down

beyelzu
12-01-2008, 01:11 AM
sounds like you are loosy goosy, es, you might want to go to a plastic surgeon and get one of those arse tightenings

Farren
12-01-2008, 04:21 AM
In this variation, I replaced all the words with the word "arse"

Arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse
arse, arse arse, arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse,
arse, arse, arse arse arse,
Arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse arse...

[Edited to fix commas]

Sock Puppet
12-01-2008, 07:45 PM
Two hundred francs for sanctuary
And she led me by the hand
To a room of dancing shadows
Where all the arse-ache disappeared
And from the glowing tongues of candles
I heard her whisper in my ear
J'entends ton derriere
J'entends ton derriere
I can hear your arse, I can hear your arse
I hear your arse

Leesifer
12-01-2008, 08:14 PM
No-one on earth could feel like this.
I'm thrown and overblown with bliss.
There must be an angel
Playing with my arse.
I walk into an empty room
And suddenly my arse goes "boom"!
It's an orchestra of angels
And they're playing with my arse.

(must be talking to an angel)

No-one on earth could feel like this.
I'm thrown and overblown with bliss.
There must be an angel
Playing with my arse.
And when i think that i'm alone
It seems there's more of us at home.
It's a multitude of angels
And they're playing with my arse.

Chorus repeats.

I must be hallucinating
Watching angels celebrating.
Could this be reactivating
All my senses dislocating?
This must be a strange deception
By celestial intervention.
Leavin' me the recollection
Of your heavenly connection.

livius drusus
12-01-2008, 08:16 PM
:rofl:

Uthgar the Brazen
12-01-2008, 08:17 PM
:spew:

curses
12-02-2008, 10:50 PM
And suddenly my arse goes "boom"!

I lost it at this line. my coworkers think I'm odd now.

:roflcopt: