Vick sued for $63 billion billions

[D. Scarlatti]

Riches v. Vick (http://www.abovethelaw.com/2007/07/lawsuit_of_the_day_vicks_a_def.php#more)

Some of the comments are hysterical.

[livius drusus]

It's the Iran-Vicktra scandal! I love how he wants his $63 billion dollars, backed by gold and silver, no less, delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional, his current domicile courtesy of a fraud conviction.

[livius drusus]

Some of the comments are hysterical.

From one of the comments re another insane lawsuit this fellow has filed:

Selected defendants in the case of Riches v. Bush et al.

George W. Bush, Hillary Rodham Clinton, James Hoffa, Google (www.google.com), Pope Benedict XVI, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, John Deere, www.accuweather.com, Adolf Hitler's National Socialist Party, Roc-A-Fella Records, Shawn Carter (doing business at Jay-Z), Japan's Nikkei Stock Exchange, Gambino (crime family), Three Mile Island, Tony Danza, Islamic Republic of Iran, University of Miami, GEICO Insurance, Jewish State of Israel, Soledad O'Brien, Tsunami victims, The American Red Cross, Jessica Alba, Charles Moose, al-Qaida Islamic Arm,Fruit of A-Loom [sic], Outback Steakhouse, Donald J. Trump, Chris Berman, Shawn John Combs (doing business as Puff Daddy, doing business as Mr. Ditty [sic]), Vincent K. McMahon, Meals on Wheels, Saddam Hussein, Jewish workers at NBC/Universal, Elizabeth Smart, The Panama Canal Commission, Kelly Clarkston [sic], 13 tribes of Israel, Plato, Lincoln Memorial, Boris Becker, Various Buddhist monks, Christina Applegate, Jewish Mossad, National Vanguard Books, Mein Kampf, Venus Williams, Medieval Times, Denny's, Brotherhood of the Snake, Larry King, Larry King Live 9 p.m., Rastafarian natives, National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing, Ulluminati [sic], Wu-Tang Clan, Wu Wear Inc., Nordic gods, The Da Vinci Code, Sears Tower, Mike Tyson, Native American Fish Society, Green Bay's Lambeau Field, Pizza Hut, Ming Dynasty, Barry Bonds, Gangs in Hong Kong, Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, National Hockey League Players' Association, Philadelphia Eagles (2005 roster, including Donovan McNabb), The Waffle House …

OMG this guy is my new hero. :bow:

[ChuckF]

For relief, Plaintiff seeks $63,000,000,000 billion dollars backed by gold and silver...
...as objectivists and libertarians around the country file amicus briefs.

[lisarea]

Jonathan Riches is my new favorite guy!

Here's an article on that other suit mentioned in the comments. (http://www.citypaper.net/articles/2006-04-13/fineprint2.shtml) I haven't read the full thing yet, but any lawsuit that names the Wu-Tang Clan, Plato, the Lincoln Memorial, the Waffle House, Tony Danza, and Meals on Wheels as defendants should be a slam dunk.

[D. Scarlatti]

One of the local yokels here is troubled that all 57 pages worth of defendants are required to file an answer (including, presumably, "Green Bay's Lambeau Field") and is calling for all "frivilous" lawsuits to be "criminalized," and also that the instant plaintiff have time added to his sentence.

[livius drusus]

I haven't read the full thing yet, but any lawsuit that names the Wu-Tang Clan, Plato, the Lincoln Memorial, the Waffle House, Tony Danza, and Meals on Wheels as defendants should be a slam dunk.
Unless the "Jewish Mossad" gets to him first.

[ChuckF]

:laugh: He named the Koryo Dynasty too.

[D. Scarlatti]

....................I been wantin' a piece of them for years!
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/8d/180px-JackieChiles.jpg

[Dingfod]

Is that like a Brazilian dollars?

[Adam]

It's about damn time Nordic gods and the Ming Dynasty were held accountable.

[Stephen Maturin]

It's about damn time Nordic gods and the Ming Dynasty were held accountable.

:laugh:

Not to mention the Constitution and Laws of the United States:

This is a Bivens action, and civil rights violation by the Constitution & Laws of the United States . . . .

He needs to file an amended complaint naming the Constitution and Laws as additional defendants. Getting service might be a little troublesome, though. :D

prow say innmayt cumplaint's r teh funneh