help

[roastelk]

really i need help here, Im confused enough as it is right now, and perhaps in a bit of shock. but what do I do/say to a new girl friend who mainpulated my nomally shy reserved self into getting naked with her on the 5th date.... and I meen other than saying "thank you mam"

because really, if she hadnt taken charge, I'd be still at the holding hands stage with her right now. Instead we've been holding other parts of each other.

shes a big girl too, Queens song "fatbottom girl" should be playing in the background right now as you read this.

[Deadlokd]

Urmmmm, do whatever comes naturally roastelk. When a mummy roastelk and a daddy roastelk love each other very much..... I assume you know the technicals. Mate, if she wants you naked then you pretty much have carte blanche do to what you will. I'd leave the coprophilia and BDSM for the second or third "dates" though :D And enjoy the delights of a larger lady. I assume she is big in the right areas? :wink:

[LadyShea]

Tell her you appreciate her taking the lead, or whatever wording sounds right. We actually like to hear Thank You Ma'am ya know. Also tell her you like her butt, hopefully while grabbing it.

[lisarea]

According to Emily Post, the appropriate response in your situation is, "HELLO, NURSE!"

[ChuckF]

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[California Tanker]

I'm not actually sure I see the problem that needs help. Maybe I just need it spelled out.

NTM

[Deadlokd]

Not sure either, but roastelk hasn't been back, so I assume he's got the situation well in hand, so to speak :wink:

[roastelk]

I'm not actually sure I see the problem that needs help. Maybe I just need it spelled out.

NTM

your not getting the point, there is no problem. it was only me not knowing what to do for this great lady.

[But]

um.. fuck her silly? And then.. uh.. again? etc.

[beyelzu]

agree with but


give her many orgasms to show your appreciation

[cappuccino]

buy her roses and chocolate, and nuzzle on her neck while you're giving her an orgasm.

[Clutch Munny]

Exactly. Nuzzle that chocolate rose, and orgasm on her neck.

[Kevlar]

Instead of cliche flowers, chocolates and such, you should give her a "Dick in a Box".

[wei yau]

CAUTION: "Dick in a Box, Inc." does not recommend either severing your dick or someone else's dick for placement in the box. "Dick in a Box, Inc." is not responsible for any damages to you or anyone else, if you do not follow the instructions provided with your "Dick Box".

[Dingfod]

A woman want to have sex with you?

Run away! Run for your life!

[Deadlokd]

Out of kindness, I thought I'd remind roastelk of this (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=411163&postcount=9). Aren't I nice?

[roastelk]

A woman want to have sex with you?

Run away! Run for your life!



haha..no she isnt scarry, shes just a big lonely woman who is really horny... we are getting along really good outside the bedroom too by the way. she actually is a nurse, and the darn girl has an obsesion with looking for veins on my arms, between that and her constant attempts at making hickies on me Im starting to wonder if shes a vampire.

[chick]

Just because we're fat doesn't mean we don't like to fuck.

[Julie]

Just because we're fat doesn't mean we don't like to fuck.

I hear we give the best blow jobs too....cause we're always hungry.


Yes Sir big girls need love too!

[cappuccino]

Don't be silly Julie, everybody knows that gay men give the best blowjobs ever.

[Ensign Steve]

Just because we're fat doesn't mean we don't like to fuck.

I hear we give the best blow jobs too....cause we're always hungry.


That, and we just try harder.

[Naruto]

Out of kindness, I thought I'd remind roastelk of this (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=411163&postcount=9). Aren't I nice?

I was tempted to post that, but I decided to take the high ground and just say that he's a tool.

[roastelk]

Out of kindness, I thought I'd remind roastelk of this (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=411163&postcount=9). Aren't I nice?

I was tempted to post that, but I decided to take the high ground and just say that he's a tool.

yes i am a tool, all men are tools, we are born with the tool, and we have to learn how to use our tool in way that pleeses the woman.
and I still say the ist time isnt worth bragging about, and I have not been dooing that on this post, I simply asked asistance.....

.....ok I'll admit it, I am completely full of shit, (sorry naruto).. can some one go change the thread title to "roastelk is getting some" because the world has one less 28 year old virgin. Interesting things happen when two deserate people meet, Take one shy guy with a verry verry bad stutter, and one very freindly 5'2" ish 250+lb woman...and you get two uglies rubbin uglies.

she is verry tiklish between her rolls of fat by the way, I love hearing her giggle, shes so cute.....I hope im not making anyone sick.

[Ensign Steve]

:aww: That's sweet.

[Deadlokd]

Ah, roastelk, don't stress the small things. We're all just glad that you're getting some. :censored:And you know, no matter how ugly, other people can perceive a person to be, in that moment when they are totally open to you, they are the most beautiful person in the world.

[Count]

Ah, roastelk, don't stress the small things. We're all just glad that you're getting some. :censored:And you know, no matter how ugly, other people can perceive a person to be, in that moment when they are totally open to you, they are the most beautiful person in the world.

Ain't nothin' wrong with a fat arse, eh? :wink:

Honestly dude, when did fat automatically = ugly?
*shakes 15 chins in disagreement*

[Ensign Steve]

Have you guys seen Patty on The Biggest Loser? She is totally pretty!

[Julie]

Have you guys seen Patty on The Biggest Loser? She is totally pretty!


have you ever seen me? I'm HOt I tell ya HOT!

Being fat has nothing to do with being sexy. Its all in how ya work it!

[Deadlokd]

Sing it sister.

On the QT, Count is sexy as hell

[cappuccino]

Don't forget the lead character in Hairspray is a gorgeous fat girl. Fat is beautiful.

[chick]

Fat is beautiful.

Why, hello there.

[Ensign Steve]

capp has to say that. He's a fag. :P

[Smilin]

Grats on getting some....*Roasted Elk* dude...lol

[erimir]

but what do I do/say to a new girl friend who manipulated my normally shy reserved self into getting naked with her on the 5th date....Now, by "manipulated," do you mean something like simply asking you if you wanted to have sex? Or perhaps grabbing your crotch?

[roastelk]

well...among varius other things she grabbed, its not like she molested me or anything.... but she definataly did take a strong lead, and I awkwardly and happily followed. She didnt really get what wanted the fisrt few times though ,as i actully couldnt figure how to get it in ... but I learn verry fast, and have since learned to take the lead


I feel like I won a lotto jack pot finding this girl....shes playfull, frendly,intelellgint, an amazing cook, verry sure of herself, and really cares about people. she one of most non judmental people Ive ever met in my life, she just seems to love everyone and everything.

[Dingfod]

To borrow a line from Graham Kerr, the Galloping Gourmet, "Enjoy!"

[mindbender]

well...among varius other things she grabbed, its not like she molested me or anything.... but she definataly did take a strong lead, and I awkwardly and happily followed. She didnt really get what wanted the fisrt few times though ,as i actully couldnt figure how to get it in ... but I learn verry fast, and have since learned to take the lead


I feel like I won a lotto jack pot finding this girl....shes playfull, frendly,intelellgint, an amazing cook, verry sure of herself, and really cares about people. she one of most non judmental people Ive ever met in my life, she just seems to love everyone and everything.

You couldn't figure out how to get it in? :dielaugh: Sorry, I just got a very bad mental picture..... :eek:

[Bob]

All Fat Girls fuck like rabbits, No need to say thanks either. She should thank you!

[Ensign Steve]

:welcome: to :ff: Bob!

[Freddy]

Why did great stuff like this never happen to me when I was young?

[Kyuss Apollo]

Good sex is just so HOT.

Keep up the good works, roastelk. And all the rest of us :ff:uckers.