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BDS
09-27-2007, 12:46 AM
As if torturing dogs wasn't bad enough, now it turns out that Michael Vick also smokes pot:

FOX Sports on MSN - NFL - Vick tests positive for marijuana (http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/7267734?MSNHPHCP&GT1=10437)

The horror! The horror!
Dingfod
09-27-2007, 12:53 AM
*gasp*
curses
09-27-2007, 12:57 AM
Oh noes! Not teh pot too! What IS this world coming to.



Ahh, to not be in Atlanta and have to see Vick's name every 5 seconds...:smashdr:
beyelzu
09-27-2007, 01:27 AM
not just the horror

but even more badass tjhe horror


cool.

but i think everyone knew that vick smoked weed, who the fuck cares
Dingfod
09-27-2007, 01:32 AM
The question that should be asked, will he be able to get weed in prison?
godfry n. glad
09-27-2007, 01:34 AM
Okay, BDS...You've been hanging around Watser? far too much. You're now starting to stick "j" into English words where they normally wouldn't be found. In Dutch, though....

Now you've infected our poor Georgia hick, 'bub.

Hey...I just noticed...there's a j stuck in there. *snort*:giggle:
Ensign Steve
09-27-2007, 01:54 AM
Leave bubba alone. He's special.
godfry n. glad
09-27-2007, 01:58 AM
The question that should be asked, will he be able to get weed in prison?

Someone unidentified and unidentifiable informed me that prison was one of the best places to get good drugs. However, the usually pungent odor of cannabis in a confined space like that has got to be a distinct drawback.

Lemme go have a toke and think about it, eh?

I'll bet you 'bub would join me. :D
beyelzu
09-27-2007, 02:15 AM
you would be right godfry,

no doubt about it
Ensign Steve
09-27-2007, 02:27 AM
If you're concerned about the smell, you can eat it. Then again, if it's that fucking good, it should smell like you're smuggling skunks the minute you open the bag. Mmmm... skunks... :leeshug:
Artemis Entreri
10-08-2007, 05:35 PM
Undeniable proof that pot leads to dog fighting.
Smoking pot leads to watching cartoons, watching cartoons leads to watching Scooby Doo, watching Scooby Doo leads to an intense hatred of Scrappy Doo which leads one to torture and kill to dogs.
livius drusus
10-08-2007, 05:43 PM
Your logic is undeniable.
BDS
10-08-2007, 09:39 PM
Excerpt from Michael Vick’s Diary

May 3, 2007.

Woke up. Bong hits. Drowned T-Rex – he wasn’t aggressive enough in his last fight. It was so funny watching him struggle that we started laughing hysterically. Smoked a spliff with T-Jam and R-Mac. Hanged Predator for losing his last fight. It was hilarious -- the way he kicked the air. Munched out on some Ho Hos. Ran a 4.3 forty. Smoked some more chronic.
Uthgar the Brazen
10-09-2007, 04:19 PM
Undeniable proof that pot leads to dog fighting.
Smoking pot leads to watching cartoons, watching cartoons leads to watching Scooby Doo, watching Scooby Doo leads to an intense hatred of Scrappy Doo which leads one to torture and kill to dogs.

While Shaggy makes one want to smoke even more pot. It is a vicious circle, whose solution is clear:

Schoolwide christian prayer led by the principal and enforced with whips.