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HPLHS SaniTest(TM) (http://www.cthulhulives.org/SanQuiz/SaniTest2.nclk)
Your SaniTest(TM) Results
Your score is: 122
INSANITY INDEX 6.66 Your SaniTest(TM) score suggests that you are quite unhinged. Although some scientists believe this condition is genetic, others theorize that it is induced through exposure to unnatural stress. But these 'scientists,' apparently, do not hear the voices. Others who scored at this level include occultist/drug fiend Aliester Crowley and US senator Jesse Helms.
livius drusus
10-02-2007, 03:09 PM
Jesse Helms?! Damn. I knew you were crazeh, but I had no idea you were some unspeakable thing from the dawn of time crazeh.
Disturbing. Thank you for your kind words anyway.
INSANITY INDEX 5.69 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM).
Your score indicates that you are buggy.
That may seem like a frivolous term in this context, but you must bear in mind that the word 'bug' comes from an old Welsh word meaning 'ghost,' and was originally applied to people who were possessed by malevolent spirits or demons from hell. Buggy people should limit their exposure to the black arts of necromancy. Others who scored at this level include US attorney general John Ashcroft and soft-rock duo the Captain and Tenille.
Captain and Tenille, now that's horrifying. :shudder:
Stormlight
10-02-2007, 03:31 PM
INSANITY INDEX 6.13 This score is solidly in the middle of the spectrum of madness, and it indicates that you are a classic lunatic. Lunatics are often highly functional, and even great achievers. But their personal lives are often left in ruins as they attempt to deal with their antic inner demons. Others who scored at this level include comedian/actor Robin Williams and French philosopher Voltaire.
A classic lunatic? :glare:
Uthgar the Brazen
10-02-2007, 03:38 PM
Aleister. A.L.E.I.S.T.E.R.
Sorry, pet peeve.
INSANITY INDEX 6.06 This score indicates that you are hysterical. By which we mean subject to overexcitement of the psychic, sensory, vasomotor and visceral functions, coupled with unmanageable fear and emotional excess, and not that you're particularly funny. Although sometimes loss of those visceral functions is good for a laugh. Others who scored at this level include ex-president Bill Clinton, thrill murderers Leopold & Loeb, and new-age archeologist Graham Hancock.
:glare:
livius drusus
10-02-2007, 03:42 PM
Captain and Tenille, now that's horrifying. :shudder:
And I thought Helms was bad. :rughide:
cappuccino
10-02-2007, 03:47 PM
INSANITY INDEX 5.54 Your score falls solidly in the middle of the spectrum of madness, and it suggests that you may be hebephrenic, a condition marked by silliness, delusions, hallucinations, and puerile behavior. While not usually dangerous, it can be annoying as hell to those around you. Others who scored at this level include Joan of Arc and French philosopher Albert Camus.
Oh dear, my profuse apologies for being an obnoxious annoying saint.
curses
10-02-2007, 04:04 PM
Your SaniTest(TM) Results
Your score is: 108
For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.
INSANITY INDEX 5.61 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score suggests that you are schizothymic. While not as serious as schizophrenia, it means you may be subject to excessive introversion, paranoia, and morbid fantasy. Others who scored at this level include actor Nick Nolte and renaissance thinker Sir Francis Bacon.
D. Scarlatti
10-02-2007, 04:06 PM
Who in the hell is Asenath Waithe.
Uthgar the Brazen
10-02-2007, 04:12 PM
Who in the hell is Asenath Waithe.
A creepy, little literary person (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asenath_Waite#Asenath_Waite_Derby).
I'm the insanest so far, but it's not a contest. You'd have to be insane to want to win this.
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/7084/lolthuluur6.png
D. Scarlatti
10-02-2007, 04:16 PM
Aha. I got The Shadow Over Innsmouth from the Scholastic Book Club when I was about seven, but I don't think I ever read it.
Zehava
10-02-2007, 04:25 PM
INSANITY INDEX 5.84 There are levels of human madness which science has not yet penetrated, which cannot be conveniently labelled or classified. Your score indicates that you are at such a level. You are, quite simply, mad. A classic case. A feather for every evil, whirling wind that blows. Others who scored at this level include singer/psychic pitchwoman Dionne Warwick and Korean cult leader Rev. Sun Myung Moon.
Dionne Warwick? Rev. Moon? Jesus fuck I'm a goner.
Sock Puppet
10-02-2007, 04:32 PM
Hey, at least you have a lucrative future ahead of you. You can either start a popular cult or rake in the bucks doing infomercials. Or rake in the bucks doing infomercials that plug your popular cult. Ka-CHING!
I'm looking forward to doing this quiz m'self, but my work nanny filter hates all quiz sites. I'll have to wait until later to find out how insane I am.
Zehava
10-02-2007, 04:35 PM
Hey, at least you have a lucrative future ahead of you. You can either start a popular cult or rake in the bucks doing infomercials. Or rake in the bucks doing infomercials that plug your popular cult. Ka-CHING!
Well I have too many scruples to do that. I blame my parents and wholesome country living as a child for giving me a well defined sense of right and wrong. :D
Sock Puppet
10-02-2007, 04:45 PM
Oh, c'mon. A little deepening of that psychosis and you can overcome that "wholesome country living" crap.
Dingfod
10-02-2007, 05:11 PM
Your score is: 113
INSANITY INDEX 5.99 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). This score indicates that you are distempered. Dogs with this condition are routinely put down, but similarly afflicted humans are usually left free to roam the streets, root through dumpsters, and even run for public office. Others who scored at this level include Ugandan dictator Idi Amin, playwright George Bernard Shaw, and actress Melanie Griffith.
Ymir's blood
10-02-2007, 06:25 PM
Your score is: 136
INSANITY INDEX 7.69 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). This is a high score: you're wacko. While not generally recognized as a scientific term, 'wacko' is used by mental health professionals when a patient exhibits numerous otherwise unrelated symptoms at the high end of the moderately insane spectrum. Although your condition is probably not dangerous, you should be carefully monitored for signs of hallucinatory ideation. And go easy on the sugar. Other notable wackos include pioneering inventor Nikola Tesla and author Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
:twitch:
Dingfod
10-02-2007, 06:30 PM
I'd rather be Nikola Tesla and Kurt Vonnegut Jr. than Melanie Griffith and Idi Amin.
ms_ann_thrope
10-02-2007, 10:31 PM
Wow, I'm less insane than the lot of you so far!
Your score is: 101
INSANITY INDEX 5.09 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Although this probably won't come as news to you, your score indicates that you are aberrant. You do not generally share in the values of society at large, and prefer to do things your own way, no matter how ill advised. While this is madness in a sociological sense, it does not necessarily indicate any physical brain malfunction. Others who scored at this level include mathematician Alan Turing and British explorer Sir Francis Drake.
Dingfod
10-02-2007, 11:04 PM
Wow, I'm less insane than the lot of you so far!
It shows, it shows.
Anastasia Beaverhausen
10-04-2007, 06:44 AM
Your score is: 129
For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.
INSANITY INDEX 7.18 It's a good thing that you took the SaniTest(TM), because your score suggests that you're highly unstable. You teeter on the brink of more serious madness, perhaps as a result of frequent exposure to morbid imagery and bizarre literature. Although capable of great achievements, your perceptions of reality are not reliable. Other notable people who score at this level include new age pianist John Tesh, Italian dictator Benito Mussolini, and former mousketeer Annette Funicello.
:crazy2:
Ymir's blood
10-04-2007, 10:42 AM
Still not as whacked as me. :goldcup:
Sock Puppet
10-04-2007, 01:27 PM
John Tesh? I'm so, soooo sorry. :tremble:
Ex-zombie
10-04-2007, 07:56 PM
Your score is 125.
INSANITY INDEX 6.88 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). There are levels of madness which don't fit neatly into the rigid classifications of 'science,' and you appear to be on one of those levels. But mental health workers do have a word for people who score at this level: nutbag. Other notable people who scored this high include tenor Luciano Pavarotti and former Japanese emperor Hirohito.
Damn it, I wanted to score with someone interesting.
ITSOZAZ
10-04-2007, 08:28 PM
John Ashcroft and soft-rock duo the Captain and Tenille.
holy fuck that is accurate! i am taking this test!!
(NOT sarcasm...creepy!)
ITSOZAZ
10-04-2007, 08:41 PM
Your SaniTest(TM) Results
Your score is: 108
For easier understanding, the HPLHS SaniTest assessment algorithm converts your raw score to a scale of 1 to 10. This number is your INSANITY INDEX.
INSANITY INDEX 5.61 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score suggests that you are schizothymic. While not as serious as schizophrenia, it means you may be subject to excessive introversion, paranoia, and morbid fantasy. Others who scored at this level include actor Nick Nolte and renaissance thinker Sir Francis Bacon.
i scored the same. nick nolte and francis bacon...i'll take that :)
Leesifer
10-04-2007, 09:52 PM
INSANITY INDEX 7.18 It's a good thing that you took the SaniTest(TM), because your score suggests that you're highly unstable. You teeter on the brink of more serious madness, perhaps as a result of frequent exposure to morbid imagery and bizarre literature. Although capable of great achievements, your perceptions of reality are not reliable. Other notable people who score at this level include new age pianist John Tesh, Italian dictator Benito Mussolini, and former mousketeer Annette Funicello.
Noooooooooooooooooooo!11! I'm NOT a mousketeer. I'M NOT!
livius drusus
10-04-2007, 10:03 PM
Just one more thing you have in common with Britney Spears.
Leesifer
10-04-2007, 10:35 PM
:foocl:
You can go off people, you know. Bastidge!
Ensign Steve
10-04-2007, 11:53 PM
Your score is: 119
Your SaniTest(TM) score indicates that you are utterly haywire. Your neural circuitry seems to be badly misfiring, with frightening and/or hilarious effects. You may find yourself capable of superhuman strength as a side effect, but don't count on it. Others who scored at this level include entertainer Wayne Newton and skateboarding legend Tony Hawk.
Rad.
livius drusus
10-04-2007, 11:54 PM
I think you mean danke schoen.
curses
10-05-2007, 12:00 AM
No wai, ES got Tony Hawk! I'm gonna have to go watch Gleaming the Cube as a tribute now.
Ensign Steve
10-05-2007, 12:03 AM
No wai, ES got Tony Hawk!
Chyeah! I wish.
curses
10-05-2007, 12:13 AM
:rofl: I have a skateboard you can borrow if you wanna go chase him.
:skates:
Shelli
10-05-2007, 02:21 AM
Your score is: 102
INSANITY INDEX 5.17 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score falls solidly in the middle of the dark carnival that is human madness, and it indicates that you are indeed bonkers. That's a colloquial term for a condition that science simply cannot classify, marked by bizarre behavior, inappropriate verbal outbursts, and an unrealistic world view. Others who scored at this level include former Panamanian drug lord Manuel Noriega and pop sensation Britney Spears.
No... please no... not... Britney Spears!!!1! :cryout:
Ensign Steve
10-05-2007, 02:27 AM
Leave Britney Alone!
Shelli
10-05-2007, 02:31 AM
:giggle:
I will NEVER forget that Britney fan video. Never. :stwitch: :whoa:
Qingdai
10-05-2007, 08:19 AM
INSANITY INDEX 7.33 Thank you for taking the SaniTest(TM). Your score indicates that you're thoroughly demented. While this can be a debilitating condition, when coupled with above-average intelligence it makes for some very amusing situations. You can see things that other people don't. Other notable people who scored at this level include musician Mick Jagger and inventor Dean Kamen.
Still not as wacko as Ymir.
Blake
10-06-2007, 04:55 PM
Well, I took it at home, and I got the same result as curses (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showpost.php?p=423152&postcount=9).
Then I took it at work ...
HA!
INSANITY INDEX 8.22 This score is fairly high, and it suggests that you're what mental health professionals call 'raving.' Although this condition approaches the really dangerous end of the madness spectrum, people who score at this level tend to content themselves with writing numerous angry letters. Other notable 'ravers' include whimsical cartoonist Edward Gorey and TV evangelist Jimmy Swaggart.
Ensign Steve
10-06-2007, 05:58 PM
You're more insane at work than at home? That makes so much sense.
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