Phone spam

[geofrey11]

{spam deleted}

[Petra]

Fuck off, y'silly spamming dingbat.

:spamhammer:

[But]

Dear Friend geofrey11,

I am Mrs. Sarah Welsh, an English woman who is suffering from suffering from long time cancer of the breast. I am married to Sir Jim Welsh who also is an English man though dead now. My husband worked with the Nigeria Railways for over two decade before the cold hand of death took him away on the 23rd of July 2003 at about 2:00 AM. Our marriage lasted for over a decade without any fruit of the Womb. My husband died after a protracted illness. My husband and I made a vow to uplift the down-trodden and the Less-privileged individuals within the United Kingdom, Europe, North and South America, Africa and the rest of the globe as he had passion for persons who cannot help themselves due to physical disability or financial predicament. I can adduce this to the fact that he needed a child from this relationship, which never came.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$10,000,000.00 (Ten Million US Dollars) with a bank in Nigeria. Presently, this money is still with the bank. Recently, my doctor told me that I have a limited or numbered days on earth and that my life Span will not exceed 150 days due to the cancerous problems I am suffering from. Though what bothers me most is the stroke that I have in addition to the cancer. With this hard reality that has befallen my family, and me I have decided to donate this fund to a non-governmental, or a non-religious, and or a non-profit organization or better still an Individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in.

This gift, which comes from my husbands sweat to fund the upkeep of widows, widowers, orphans, destitute, the downtrodden, physically challenged children, barren-women and persons who prove to be genuinely handicapped financially. It is often said that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are bourgeois and very wealthy persons and I do not want my husband Jim Welsh hard earned money to be misused or invested into ill perceived ventures. I do not want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going.

I know that I am going to be with the Almighty when I eventually pass on. The Almighty will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I do not need any telephone communication in this regard due to my deteriorating health and because of the presence of my husband relatives around me. I do not want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank in Nigeria. I will also issue you a Letter of Authority that will empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund. My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of emulation.

Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a non-governmental, or a non-religious, and or a non-profit organization or better still an individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act just as I have stated herein.

Hope to hear from you soon and God bless you and members of your family.

Thanks.

Best Regards,
Mrs. Sarah Welsh. (Benefactor)
w.sarahw1@yahoo.com.hk

[But]

geofrey11 YOU ARE A WINNER

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(Lotto affiliate with Subscriber Agents).
From: Mrs A. van Zand (Lottery Co-ordinator)
Website: Lotto - Home (www.lotto.nl)

ATTN:

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

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[Watser?]

It's a fuckin' spamathon!

You do realise the last place anyone here will buy a phone now is your place?

:dumbass:

[Petra]

:laugh:

[But]

Mr. Geofrey, I'd like to buy one of your phones please.

[Stormlight]

I just did! :unphone:

[beyelzu]

geofey, have you ever considered your lube needs we have a thread about it here at craigfreethoughforumlist

[Clutch Munny]

I'll take 4 VAIOs, 2 of the 4-gig iPods and the Blackberry 8700.

I'll be paying with a letter of credit from my dear friend in Christ, Miss Evelyn Lansanah of the Ivory Coast, who has a large air travel insurance claim pending. Please contact me for her business particulars. Once the two of you are in direct contact, you can send me the goods listed above and receive your remuneration from Miss Lansanah. I trust this will be to your spamisfaction.

[livius drusus]

Just FYI, I merged 3 spam threads into this one to preserve some of the replies.

[Clutch Munny]

I wondered how all those other replies got in before mine! Turns out I was just late to the party, in the wrong sub-forum.

[Ensign Steve]

It was nice of geofry to let us know that it was phone spam right there in the subject line. :blank:

[livius drusus]

:glare:

[Ensign Steve]

What? I'm being serious. And also funny.

Leave me alone. :gmorning:

[livius drusus]

Aww, poor Steverino. :patpat: Okay, I edited the thread title to make it generic instead of the ad it was before. You can see the originals in the title of some of the posts above.

[Ensign Steve]

Yeah. I got that. :blank:

[livius drusus]

You said you were being serious!1 Bah. :mutter:

[Ensign Steve]

And also funny!

I'm going back to bed.

[Stormlight]

:lol: