Kiwi Females Most Promiscuous [Archive]

Dingfod

10-13-2007, 07:31 PM

viscousmemories

10-13-2007, 08:32 PM

A few more than the average Kiwi woman, apparently.

Dingfod

10-13-2007, 08:37 PM

Not me. Someone's getting a lot to make up for me *cough*Wilt-the-Stilt*cough*.

Angakuk

10-14-2007, 11:55 PM

Twelve. I married number twelve.

California Tanker

10-15-2007, 03:05 AM

According to a survey (http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4235893a4560.html), women in New Zealand have an average of 20.4 sexual partners. Compare that to the world average of 7.3 for women, 13.2 for men. While Kiwi men average 16.8 partners, they're not keeping up with the women. Does this mean Kiwi women are banging lots of sailors and tourists? If so, men, book your flight soon!

How many sexual partners have you had?

No, it just means that a percentage of the Kiwi men have more than their fair share of the women.

I used to be able to remember all the names until a few years ago. Now, I'm not sure I can even remember all the faces. :-/

NTM

Kyuss Apollo

10-15-2007, 04:26 AM

How many sexual partners have you had?

That depends on what your definition of sex is.

And maybe even what your definition of is is.

godfry n. glad

10-15-2007, 05:09 AM

Yeah, that.

Dingfod

10-15-2007, 03:27 PM

I didn't really mean to pry. I should've made it an anonymous poll.

Brimshack

10-23-2007, 10:27 PM

Bump (Cause I'd rather see this than the Pedo thread at the bottom of the forum.)

But

10-23-2007, 11:21 PM

Of course, we shouldn't bump threads without serious discussion, so on the topic of the opening post, yeah, I agree, that's a good point to make.

godfry n. glad

10-24-2007, 12:22 AM

Petra? Anyone seen Petra?

Dingfod

10-24-2007, 01:10 AM

Petra? Anyone seen Petra?No kidding.

Brimshack

10-24-2007, 10:53 AM

So, where is Petra?

Dingfod

10-24-2007, 11:10 AM

Petra who?

ShottleBop

10-24-2007, 03:39 PM

According to a survey (http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4235893a4560.html), women in New Zealand have an average of 20.4 sexual partners. Compare that to the world average of 7.3 for women, 13.2 for men. While Kiwi men average 16.8 partners, they're not keeping up with the women. Does this mean Kiwi women are banging lots of sailors and tourists? If so, men, book your flight soon!

Could just mean that Kiwi men are more open to threesomes involving two men and one woman.

Dingfod

10-25-2007, 01:50 AM

Yes! That's it! I'm so moving there.

Petra

10-25-2007, 01:56 AM

Either Kiwi females are more honest than other nationalities, or they're just bigger lying braggers.

And that number is pitifully low. I beat them all! :muahaha:

Dingfod

10-25-2007, 01:57 AM

Cool.

Petra

10-25-2007, 12:19 PM

Cool?

No babe: "lukewarm".

So sayeth my bathwater. :showerlv:

:P

Dingfod

10-26-2007, 12:54 AM

I bet once you're in it it's hot.

godfry n. glad

10-26-2007, 01:16 AM

I bet once you're in it it's hot.

Yeah...And getting two guys in there with you is even hotter. Not to mention cramped.

I mentioned cramped, didn't I?

damn

BrotherMan

10-26-2007, 03:10 PM

I wonder if that works...

Oh, yeah baby. That feels so cramped. Oh god, yes. Mm! You're a crampy girl, aren't you? I knew that you were.

On second thought. No.

livius drusus

10-28-2007, 02:24 AM

:lol: Kinky!

Petra

10-28-2007, 03:07 AM

On second thought. No.

No, indeed! Believe me, I can be a very crampy girl, and when I am I'm also a very cranky girl. But I'll give you fair warning: avoid me like a bizarre beaver biting bothersome in about week, 'k. :yup:

livius drusus

10-28-2007, 03:08 AM

:psst: Calling yourself a beaver of any kind isn't likely to turn the BrotherMan away.

Petra

10-28-2007, 03:12 AM

Who said I wanted to turn him away? :wink:

livius drusus

10-28-2007, 03:19 AM

Good point. :giggle:

Petra

10-28-2007, 03:28 AM

I just wanted to scare him a little, is all. :twisted:

BrotherMan

10-28-2007, 04:11 AM

:egad:

I think I have unwittingly gotten in over my head. But ... I can't ... turn away...

:riveted:

Indeed, I am bedeviled by your bothersome biting beaver.

:dighole:

Petra

10-28-2007, 04:22 AM

LOL.

Anyway, just so I don't appear tooo skanky: I'm not all that cranky, and I've been celebate for about 8(?) years*.

*It was a lifestyle choice after working as a hooker to provide for my daughter. Show me a man I could really respect and love (and that could really respect and love me) and whom I could trust around my daughter (I'm a bit paranoid there), and I may get back in the (or is that "being the") saddle. I don't se that in the foreseeable future, though. I'm a weirdo, after all. :)

Ok, now you can be scared off. :)

BrotherMan

10-28-2007, 02:58 PM

I'm a weirdo, after all. :)

Depending on how one wishes to reckon it, I'm going on 16 years. At least half by choice and the remainder by indifference.

:sadcheer:

Who's the weirdo now!

:sadbye:

JamesBannon

10-28-2007, 04:03 PM

I'm not going to make any comments about Kiwi women. As for sexual partners I've had one. Yeah, I know that's sad for a 49 year-old. An even sadder fact is that I've been divorced for almost 16 years. How sad is that? :innocent: :(

Chris Porter

11-12-2007, 02:44 PM

People here seem much too choosy about their partners than one would suspect from the banter.

Suds

11-12-2007, 04:33 PM

I think everyone else has had my share.
(Good avatar JamesBannon)

Smilin

11-12-2007, 08:56 PM

Was just made aware that there was an angry beaver lurking here...

:wink:

xyza

11-13-2007, 12:05 AM

I'm amazed that the UK didn't get the highest on this ... When it comes to most things like this we seem to always have the worst highest figures.

I'm not willing to say how many I've had.

Brimshack

11-13-2007, 11:20 PM

...all of which gives rise to a new trash-talk idiom:

"- couldn't score in New Zealand"

Alternatively

"- Couldn't get laid if he knew a dozen kiwis."

Watser?

11-14-2007, 12:46 AM

:chuckle:

godfry n. glad

11-14-2007, 04:22 AM

I'm amazed that the UK didn't get the highest on this ... When it comes to most things like this we seem to always have the worst highest figures.

I'm not willing to say how many I've had.

The UK?

Shirley, you jest.

That would have just pissed off the French women.

Qingdai

11-15-2007, 08:25 AM

So I need about 7.04 to be an average Kiwi woman. Any idea how I can get the .04? Footsie? Hand holding?

Ensign Steve

11-16-2007, 12:27 AM

Tiny dick?

BrotherMan

11-16-2007, 03:24 AM

Wait. This isn't about fruit?

Oh.

Nevermind!

Schrodinger's Cat

12-08-2007, 09:20 PM

Dare I offer a local perspective?

The average Kiwi male doesn't appear to be too fussy. Don't look at me, I'm not even a citizen here.

The ladies that I work with are as varied a bunch as you'll meet anywhere. It's kinda hard trying to imagine a lot of them as ever having had that many partners.

One thing I know for certain, though. My ex-wife never made much of a contribution to this dubious honour, and from her looks and attitude, I guess she never will.