OMG Leesifer in my yard!

[ChuckF]

I can't sleep and I just went out on the porch to finish my glass of wine because it's nice and autumnal out there. I sat down and saw something moving in the yard. I thought it was the neighbor's cat, which is suspiciously skunk-like, but it was a LEESIFER! I sat really still and I looked at Leesifer. Leesifer looked at me. I was just about to invite Leesifer on the porch for some wine and a chat, but then a car drove by and Leesifer hustled away into the bushes. I guess she had places to be.

Leesifer, why didn't you come in?

P.S. Thank you for not spraying my house.

[viscousmemories]

:leeshug:

[curses]

Damn that skunk gets around.

[livius drusus]

Not content with cutting a swath of broken hearts and bodies through Spain, she turns her attentions to Indiana. :sadno:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

If she comes back, you call the cops while I stand out back and shake a stick and yell.

[wildernesse]

Awww, so cute! Leesifer, come visit my house!

[Leesifer]

I can't sleep and I just went out on the porch to finish my glass of wine because it's nice and autumnal out there. I sat down and saw something moving in the yard. I thought it was the neighbor's cat, which is suspiciously skunk-like, but it was a LEESIFER! I sat really still and I looked at Leesifer. Leesifer looked at me. I was just about to invite Leesifer on the porch for some wine and a chat, but then a car drove by and Leesifer hustled away into the bushes. I guess she had places to be.

Leesifer, why didn't you come in?

P.S. Thank you for not spraying my house.

The headlights ascairt me! I didn't come in but I did continue spying watching checking on you to make sure you were OK. :eyes:

Damn that skunk gets around.
You know it! :flirty:

Not content with cutting a swath of broken hearts and bodies through Spain, she turns her attentions to Indiana. :sadno:
OMG1!!! Filthy, filthy lies. :nojustno:

If she comes back, you call the cops while I stand out back and shake a stick and yell.
Uth :rarrow: :man: :skunk: :larrow: Lees

Awww, so cute! Leesifer, come visit my house!

Anytime, wildernesse. :kiss:

[godfry n. glad]

If she comes back, you call the cops while I stand out back and shake a stick and yell.
Uth :rarrow: :man: :skunk: :larrow: Lees

Uh...exactly what "stick" did he "shake"?