Hot Chicks with Douchebags

[livius drusus]

It's just funny is all, especially the many and varied ways they manage to use "choad", "scrote", "douche" and "bag" in the descriptions and usernames. Hot Chicks with Douchebags (http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/)

[fargazmo]

This is one of my favorite websites ever. If y'ever visit, make sure to check out Oompa Prompa (http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/05/hcwdb-of-week-oompa-prompa.html). It's a personal favorite.

[Leesifer]

It is funny!

Then again, he's got the chin pubes and assorted neck bling. But still, this douche is only mildly annoying.

[livius drusus]

Three cheers for the Prompa! :ahoy: Now he belongs to the douche ages.

[Brimshack]

I LOLed, then I realized the difference between those losers and myself is that they are with Hot Chicks. ...A moment passed. ...And I LOLED anyway. ...douchebags!

[livius drusus]

That's the spirit! :hugtroll:

[Qingdai]

"Seriously, how often do we see corn-rows prepped for the Fall Harvest with the ample spacing of a Northern California winery?"

Such heady writing, like a fine savoring of "douchebags.":hysteric:

[Blake]

Don't worry Brim, everyone is Douche. The site owner's handle is "Douchebag1." However ... some are self-aware--and others are just endlessly offensive. There are a lot of Douche Distinctions.

[wei yau]

Doesn't this douchebag (http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB11009-705253.jpg) remind anyone else of this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guile_(Street_Fighter))?

[livius drusus]

Wow, eerie. That can't be coincidence.

[Dingfod]

What a douchebag.

[fragment]

Now you mention it, it looks like some kind of comic/game character theme party. But, of course, that kind of party's just an excuse for letting all your douchiness hang out.

[vremya]

Okay, this one's definitely getting nominated for best thread title.

[viscousmemories]

This is the second time (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=384075#post384075) you've linked to HCWD, spammer. One more and you're out of here.

[Stormlight]

:lol: You tell her, vm!

[livius drusus]

Hey! I prefer hobbyist, thank you very much. :hmph:

[Stormlight]

:giggles:

[chick]

Where was this site when I was in college? I mean... you know, frat boys... I suddenly feel ashamed... :paperbag:

[LadyShea]

"uberdouchosity" :giggles:

"Because you kiss with the Kissy Face of kissy kissyness. By which I mean you are douche." :roflcopt:

"Ouch. Going for the Rosie O'Donnell smackdown.":LMAO:

"Oldy McSkeeze"

Thanks liv, pretty funny shit right there.

[fargazmo]

Where was this site when I was in college? I mean... you know, frat boys... I suddenly feel ashamed... :paperbag:

Oi, I was a frat boy. You have to make the distinction between frat boys and "fratchoads." There's a very clear line.

[lisarea]

Apologies if this is a gay thing to point out, but a lot of those hot chicks look pretty douchebaggy, too.

[livius drusus]

It's already been pointed out, lisascrotea. :patpat:

[LadyShea]

Some skanky hos there to be sure. I guess reading that site made me realize that I find people just baggin' on others, no holds barred and with free abuse of the language, to be fucking funny.

And then I thought of you, lisarea. I would love to see you just go all out on politicians, celebs, pop culture anything. You would be good at it.

[Ensign Steve]

You do realize that the title of this thread is completely misleading, right?

I mean, not that I have some kind of weird fetish. I was just really expecting something different than what I got.

[viscousmemories]

:laugh: and :yuck:

[Blake]

This is the second time (http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?p=384075#post384075) you've linked to HCWD, spammer. One more and you're out of here.OMG so what?!! It totally deserved an OP. Hatemonger. Hatescrote.

[livius drusus]

Holy. Farking. Shit. (http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/02/moulin-rouge.html)

[LadyShea]

What the fuck? Is that a sunburn?

[livius drusus]

It doesn't even look natural to me. Maybe that's what happens when you take a bath in self-tanner and top it off with an hour under the sunlamp.

[LadyShea]

Yep, definitely could be tanning lotion orange under sunburn pink. Gross.

[Uthgar the Brazen]

Baby, I'd lie for you, cry for you, sigh for you, get melanoma for you. Catchy.

[Naruto]

I thought it was a mask...

[Dingfod]

Check it out. (http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB1005-769998.jpg)

Wasn't this guy in Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone?

[livius drusus]

Steroids are a helluva drug.

[SharonDee]

It doesn't even look natural to me. Maybe that's what happens when you take a bath in self-tanner and top it off with an hour under the sunlamp.Where have I seen unnaturally colored faces like that before ...? :think2:

Anyway, I'm getting the feeling there's a new fashion trend going on. Like, maybe wearing colors on your face instead of color coordinating your wardrobe or something. Maybe it's what the young people are doing since long hair, miniskirts, go-go boots, leisure suits, parachute pants, pierced body parts, and other fashion fads have all been taken by previous decades.

Or maybe I'm just seeing too many dumb ass, sun-worshiping freaks. :dunno:

[Stormlight]

Check it out. (http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB1005-769998.jpg)

Wasn't this guy in Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone?

:rofl:

[Javaman]

Oompa Proompa from earlier can be found here along with other shots of him and his brothers in crimes (against non-douchebaggery):

New Jersey Freakshows (http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/)

FYI, the common term for these guys is 'Guidos'. Here is a quick description:

How to build a Guido tutorial (http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/4900/guidogk3.jpg)

[Dingfod]

Cock-a-doodle-douche! (http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB3071-799109.jpg)

[Artemis Entreri]

Oh man, tonight, while out for sushi, I saw a group of "guido" guys. They didn't have the orange dip tanning look but they had that exact hair style, gelled to rigidity up and back. I swear one guys hair stood at least 6" up. I couldn't breath, I couldn't stop laughing. I just wish I had a camera.

[Dingfod]

Wolf-Towers wedding announcement

http://www.tulsaworld.com/articleimages/2008/200802_D5_spanc46213_wolf-towers-2-10.jpg (http://www.tulsaworld.com/transitions/article.aspx?articleID=20080209_6_D5_spanc46213)

[Doctor X]

My eyes need bleach.

--J.D.

[Javaman]

I'm not so sure she's 'hot'. It could be just a 'good photography' thing like these:

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/files/1/0/8/2/crop1.jpg

This one is not so safe for work...

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/files/1/0/8/2/good-angle-wtf.gif

[Doctor X]

*Pours more bleach*

--J.D.

[Dingfod]

Got any bleach left?

[livius drusus]

Hot Chicks with Douchebags gets sued (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1023082hotchicks1.html). By the hot chicks, oddly, instead of the bags.

ngered that their photos appear in "Hot Chicks with Douchebags," three New Jersey women have sued the book's author and publisher, claiming that the "vulgar" title has unfairly tarred them as "females who date dubious men." [...]

As seen below, Obiedzinski (left) and Gorzelany are pictured in Louis's book with a man who purportedly represents the "Federbag" subspecies of douchebag. Obdzienski contends that, as a result of her appearance in the Simon & Schuster book, she was rejected for a job at a New Jersey country club. Pakos is pictured in a section of the book that offers men various "de-douchification" tips. Pakos, a Ramapo College student, claims that she was "dating a person who broke up with her as a result of [her] appearance in the book,"

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[LadyShea]

Hmm, what are the consent laws to having your pictures published?

[Dingfod]

Hot chick with two douchebags:

http://z.about.com/d/phoenix/1/0/i/C/2/gettymccain05.jpg

Now that I've seen that full-size, she's not hot. Aaack. She could scare people on Halloween just by going without makeup.

[MonCapitan2002]

Oh man, tonight, while out for sushi, I saw a group of "guido" guys. They didn't have the orange dip tanning look but they had that exact hair style, gelled to rigidity up and back. I swear one guys hair stood at least 6" up. I couldn't breath, I couldn't stop laughing. I just wish I had a camera.
I am beginning to think the people with the blown out hairdos watched too much anime and tried to replicate the ridiculous hairstyles depicted in them.

[Cynical-Chick]

Doesn't this douchebag (http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB11009-705253.jpg) remind anyone else of this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guile_(Street_Fighter))?
You could scrape off that chick's makeup/bad tan with a fucking TROWEL. Jesus.

[livius drusus]

A douche sues (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1118082douche1.html).

Michael Minelli, a 27-year-old club promoter, claims that the inclusion of his photograph in the book has subjected him to "hatred, contempt, and humiliation" and has resulted in "friends, acquaintances, coworkers, employees, and strangers alike" calling him a "douchebag."

:mock:

[LadyShea]

I am interested to see where these lawsuits go. If they did not sign releases for their pics to be published, I am curious what the defense will be.

"friends, acquaintances, coworkers, employees, and strangers alike" calling him a "douchebag."

He prolly shouldn't have included friends. Except it makes it way funnier.

[Ari]

Even funnier are the chicks sueing because being in the book suggests they date douchebags.

The suit should be interesting. Releases aren't needed as much in fine-art or gallery pieces. While the images could never be sold as stock, or for commercial purposes, an art project is different.

[Adam]

He prolly shouldn't have included friends. Except it makes it way funnier.

:lol:

[godfry n. glad]

Hot chick with two douchebags:

http://z.about.com/d/phoenix/1/0/i/C/2/gettymccain05.jpg

Now that I've seen that full-size, she's not hot. Aaack. She could scare people on Halloween just by going without makeup.

:facepalm:

Ding....

No, she's not that hot. She's more like steaming compost; any warmth is due to the putrescence. I've stated elsewhere that I'm thankful that McSame is not the pres-elect, because I don't have to look forward to four years of Cruella De Vil as the first lady.

But, yes, Cruella is with two douchebags. Used douchebags.

[CaDan]

That's the site the Sovereignists wack their doodles to, isn't it?

[Ensign Steve]

Michael Minelli, a 27-year-old club promoter, claims that the inclusion of his photograph in the book has subjected him to "hatred, contempt, and humiliation" and has resulted in "friends, acquaintances, coworkers, employees, and strangers alike" calling him a "douchebag."

Yet somehow, none of them had even heard of the book.