View Full Version : Sexiest. Mug Shot. Ever?
livius drusus
11-10-2007, 12:46 AM
David Bowie (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1108072bowie1.html). 1976. Busted for weed possession in Rochester, New York.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/1108072bowie1.jpg
Qingdai
11-10-2007, 12:51 AM
I'm waiting for you to post Iggy, just so we can compare.
livius drusus
11-10-2007, 12:56 AM
Iggy vs. Ziggy. Talk about a battle for the ages.
Qingdai
11-10-2007, 12:59 AM
Apparently there was some "battling" or wrestling at any rate.
Heh.
BrotherMan
11-10-2007, 01:08 AM
http://www.thatsweird.net/mugshots/nick_nolte.jpg
We needed a comparison. Beauty is only beautiful when compared to ugly.
Deadlokd
11-10-2007, 01:08 AM
Now that's style. I've always admired his style. From Labyrinth to today, David Bowie has class.
fragment
11-10-2007, 01:10 AM
Man, did they let him call a hairstylist for that shot or something?
livius drusus
11-10-2007, 01:17 AM
I'm sayin'! And a fashion stylist too.
(Unless you're talking about Nick. In which case I would suggest there's no time like the present to stop sniffing glue.)
Qingdai
11-10-2007, 02:16 AM
Posting Nick's mugshot, way to kill the buzz BrotherMan!:buzzkill:
BrotherMan
11-10-2007, 02:35 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/loldog-funny-pictures-innocent-dog.jpg
Kyuss Apollo
11-10-2007, 06:43 AM
I seem to remember the Grateful Dead playing in Rochester NY, I think.
Dingfod
11-10-2007, 01:29 PM
That's a pretty good mugshot, with emphasis on pretty. However, I think Anna Nichole Smith's mugshot from a long time ago is pretty sexeh, myself.
http://www.hilaryshepherd.com/rantsnraves/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/mugshot__anna-nicole-smith-mugshot.jpg
And, depending on how you define sexy, Steve McQueen's defiant mugshot here might qualify:
http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/gallery/mugshots/steve-mcqueen-mugshot.jpg
On the other hand, you can't get much sexier than James Brown or our diaper-wearing astronut:
http://blog.tilos.hu/malestripshow/mug-shot_james-brown.jpg
http://www.nypost.com/seven/04112007/photos/news005.jpg
Or these politicians:
http://www.spokesmanreview.com/blogs/hbo/media/craigarrestphoto.jpg
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/x/g/delay_mugshot.jpg
Potato
11-10-2007, 02:42 PM
I like David Bowie's eyebrows.
Watser?
11-10-2007, 04:47 PM
Even in black and white it is clear his eyes are different colours.
livius drusus
11-10-2007, 04:54 PM
The Steve McQueen one definitely comes a close second. Gotta love the "you should see the other guy" nose wound and peace sign.
I can see how some might dig the Anna Nicole, but it's a no for me just because she looks strung out with them dark bags under her eyes (and the unfortunate period hair).
Shelli
11-12-2007, 04:54 AM
Even in black and white it is clear his eyes are different colours.Which is pretty cool. :joecool2:
Other than that though, he's not my type. :shrug:
Although I wouldn't kick him outa bed either. :bedtime:
curses
11-12-2007, 11:27 AM
Damn, if I ever get arrested, I need to borrow his stylist.
The man's pure class, though.
He just looks so cool. Plus, he's probably high.
David's mug is awesome! :melts:
Qingdai
11-14-2007, 02:49 AM
He just looks so cool. Plus, he's probably high.
I'd say definitely high. I read a quote by him once saying that he wishes he knew what his songs were about, since he recalls so little of the 1970s.
livius drusus
11-14-2007, 04:15 PM
Even in black and white it is clear his eyes are different colours.
They're actually both blue. The left eye just has a perpetually dilated pupil as a result of a fight he was in as a teenager.
Watser?
11-14-2007, 06:34 PM
I stand resurrected
eh...
corrected :D
Doctor X
11-15-2007, 09:18 AM
How low you have sunk . . . David Jones!
Meanwhile:
http://photos.ivillage.com/images/photos/resize/iv_Star%20Snapshots:%20Your%20daily%20dose%20of%20celebrity%20eye%20candy_1165888771655_714657D.jpg
--J.D.
livius drusus
11-15-2007, 02:55 PM
Nicole Richie. It's not sexy, though, imho. More like cute or elven.
Doctor X
11-15-2007, 03:28 PM
She cleans up nicely.
--J.D.
Histrionica
11-16-2007, 08:43 AM
Shouldn't someone say "I love a man who can blow his own pupil."
Hm?
Or is that crossing a line?
viscousmemories
11-16-2007, 08:48 AM
It's not sexy, though, imho. More like cute or elven.
:whatthe:
Deadlokd
11-16-2007, 12:50 PM
Nicole Richie. It's not sexy, though, imho. More like cute or elven.
Nuh, more like famous and spoilt. She has the whole, "I'll be gone in an hour because I'm Nicole Richie" look.
I've never seen the appeal of her or Paris.
Shake
11-20-2007, 11:31 PM
Bowie got busted in my town? Oh wait, I was only 6 at the time. I didn't even know who he was then.
Oh, and no, the 70s were not sexy.
Leesifer
11-20-2007, 11:33 PM
I should hope not, if you were only 6 at the time!
Shake
11-20-2007, 11:57 PM
Yeah, and watching the 70s styles come back wasn't cool, either. I don't miss the 70s.
godfry n. glad
11-21-2007, 12:26 AM
Hey!
I got laid for the first time in 1970.
I lived in sin for 1973-75.
I graduated from university (the first time) in 1976.
I have rather fond memories of the 70s. 1981-83 sucked big time, though.
godfry n. glad
11-21-2007, 12:29 AM
Even in black and white it is clear his eyes are different colours.
They're actually both blue. The left eye just has a perpetually dilated pupil as a result of a fight he was in as a teenager.
I did not know that.
:carson:
That must have been fun any time he was pulled over. The officer shining the light in his face must have been troubled by whether he was half stoned or not.
Histrionica
11-21-2007, 08:59 AM
Hey, the 70s were wicked sexy! I was too young to enjoy their sexiness, but some of the sexiest motherfuckers ever were in their prime in the 70s.
Dingfod
11-21-2007, 09:05 AM
I didn't fully realize it at the time, but I was some kind of hot stuff in the 70s too.
Histrionica
11-21-2007, 09:20 AM
I'm new. I'm afraid i'll need proof.
Dingfod
11-21-2007, 09:28 AM
Well, that didn't work worth a crap.
I'll try a different one. Me, in 1975 or 1976:
http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/files/3/6/1976.JPG
livius drusus
11-23-2007, 02:19 PM
If you were holding a number and facing forward then facing the side, the poll would totally be over.
Dingfod
11-24-2007, 03:47 AM
Thanks.
Seven of Nine
12-12-2007, 06:50 PM
Dingfod, you lady killer, you! :howl:
I voted Hell fuck no but only because, as impossible as it seems, Jim Morrison's mugshots are even sexier:
http://sevenofnine.cherrytaco.com/Miscellanea/Images/JimMorrisonMugshots.jpg
Ensign Steve
12-12-2007, 09:36 PM
What the hell! Did they develop those from tin plates? It looks like a damn album cover.
ShottleBop
12-13-2007, 12:32 AM
Well, that didn't work worth a crap.
I'll try a different one. Me, in 1975 or 1976:
http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/gallery/files/3/6/1976.JPG
Dingfod looked like the Beave!
Ensign Steve
12-13-2007, 12:39 AM
That hairstyle is totally back in fashion, too! Yours looks way better than Jim's from The Office, and his is a wig!
Dingfod
12-13-2007, 01:25 AM
I know, my nephew is the age I was in that pic and has hair almost exactly the same.
Dingfod
12-13-2007, 01:27 AM
Dingfod looked like the Beave!You don't even know. When I was 10 or 11, I looked even more like him. Now I look like Dennis Franz, what a horrible transformation.
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