Paris Loves Pachyderms

[BDS]

Paris Hilton is campaigning against elephantine drunkenness.

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=284021&GT1=7703

Part of her court ordered community service, perhaps?

[Naruto]

She goes well with an elephant, she's about as attractive as it is.

[godfry n. glad]

This is what the link now says:

In a Nov. 13 story, The Associated Press incorrectly reported that Paris Hilton was praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India. Lori Berk, a publicist for Hilton, said she never made any comments about helping drunken elephants in India.

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[Naruto]

I guess she realized what I said in my first post was true.

[viscousmemories]

This campaign of misinformation about the affinities of Ms. Hilton is really getting my goat.

[BDS]

Every celebrity needs a cause. Paris Hilton SHOULD campaign for drunken elephants. Either that or land mines, like Princes Di. Or both. I imagine that land mines could hurt drunken elephants.

[Uthgar the Brazen]

If they were sufficiently drunk, they might not notice.

[Smilin]

:lol:

[Crumb]

I'm the poser?! :stunned: Everyone else was staying on topic until I came in here and set the new topic. You're all the posers! :hmph:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

I'm the poser?! :stunned: Everyone else was staying on topic until I came in here and set the new topic. You're all the posers! :hmph:

What the hell are you on about, poser?!

[Smilin]

he's confuuzed.....

Wrong thread perhaps Crumb?

The topic at hand is ephelants, skanks, and booze...

Discuss amongst yourselves! :D

[Crumb]

How did that get in this thread? :confused: