Payback's a biotch.

[D. Scarlatti]

I have a friend who delights in sending me revolting videos. Most of the time I delete them without looking at them. He's not a pervert by any stretch of the imagination. He's a regular guy with a fabulous wife and two beautiful children. He's also very successful running his own business and is active in the community and has been for years.

But for some reason, he thinks disgusting porn is the funniest thing he's ever seen in his life. One time I was at his place and he had this clip of a woman with a donkey or something, and his entire head was bright red from laughing so hard.

Anyway, I've just one-upped him, I think, by sending him this:

http://www.2girls1cup.com/
There is simply a URL behind the spoiler button. But a video starts playing immediately. I had to stop it after about five seconds, but I guarantee my buddy will be pissing himself laughing.

It goes without saying that that link is not safe for work. Indeed, it may not even be safe for humanity.

[Naruto]

My roommate advised me to never watch this video. I browse 4chan, so I'm used to shock images, but I decided not to tempt fate, and I'm still not clicking.

[viscousmemories]

I've seen it. Did you know human feces are a delicacy in some countries?

[Uthgar the Brazen]

:glare:

[Ensign Steve]

Yeah. I'm into scatalogical humor. Whatever you say, dude.

[D. Scarlatti]

Haha.

[chick]

* chick reminds herself not to email D. Scarlatti.

[Shelli]

* Shelli convinces herself that it's fake so she can eat her dinner tonight.

[viscousmemories]

You're not having cream of human shit for dinner, are ya?

Campbell's Cream o' Feces?

[Shelli]

:eww:

:lol:

[Shelli]

I REFUSE to believe that anyone would willingly not only devour :shit: but then willingly let someone else puke freshly devoured :shit: into their mouth with a straight face. Nope. For my peace of mind, I REFUSE to believe that anyone would willingly do that. :nojustno:

[viscousmemories]

But if her face wasn't straight it'd be right as rain? :giggle:

[Shelli]

:lol: You are a sick, sick man, vm, although nowhere NEAR as sick as DS. :glare:

[livius drusus]

Hey Shelli, want some dessert? (http://news.yahoo.com/photo/071114/ids_photos_wl/r3842927337.jpg;_ylt=AquxMN31EcZuQvg.QKvZDyUEtbAF)

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20071114/i/r3842927337.jpg

[Shelli]

:glare:

[Shelli]

That is some weird shit though, liv. :giggle:

[lisarea]

Could someone merge this with all those other 'hints for my Secret Santa' threads?

[Shelli]

:chuckle:

[livius drusus]

That is some weird shit though, liv. :giggle:

So to speak. :grin: I actually think the restaurant is kind of awesome, to be entirely honest. I hope my Santa gets me a toilet seat restaurant.

[Ensign Steve]

Those are toilet seats? That explains so much. I thought they were shoes. Sinterklas ice cream for everybody!

[Shelli]

:sinterklaas:
.:eatshit:

[Qingdai]

I REFUSE to believe that anyone would willingly not only devour :shit: but then willingly let someone else puke freshly devoured :shit: into their mouth with a straight face. Nope. For my peace of mind, I REFUSE to believe that anyone would willingly do that. :nojustno:

Salvador Dali?

Although my "research" came from a song with various other historical inaccuracies "We're Standing on the Shoulders of Freaks" YouTube - Shoulders of Freaks

Whoa! I didn't know it would automatically show up like that!

[ShottleBop]

So, anyone up for shit on a shingle for dinner tonight?

SHIT ON A SHINGLE

4½ oz. dried beef
2 cups milk
2 tbs. butter
¼ cup flour
Salt and pepper
6 slices bread

Melt butter in pan, add dried beef. Cook 2-3 minutes to brown. Add milk (reserve ¼ cup for later), salt & pepper. Bring to boil. Mix flour and remaining milk together. Slowly add to boiling mixture until it begins to thicken. Serve over toast.

[livius drusus]

What's dried beef? Is that like jerky?

[Histrionica]

Finally gave in to temptation. It's like googling sex words -- don't do it. :gross:

[Shelli]

Yeah, I agree. I had to go to my favorite porn site to get rid of the image of the poo/vomit girls before I went to bed last night. Yeah, DS forced me to watch porn before bed. Disgusting of him, innit? :no:

[ShottleBop]

What's dried beef? Is that like jerky?

Pictures and more at Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipped_beef_on_toast). Not jerky, but a dried, salted, very finely-sliced form of preserved beef.

Maybe this image link will work: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Chippedbeef.jpg

[livius drusus]

There is no God.

[D. Scarlatti]

Yeah thanks for bringing this thread down into the gutter.

[Shelli]

:chuckle:

[Adora]

Hey Shelli, want some dessert? (http://news.yahoo.com/photo/071114/ids_photos_wl/r3842927337.jpg;_ylt=AquxMN31EcZuQvg.QKvZDyUEtbAF)

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20071114/i/r3842927337.jpg

I guess it's indicative that I've been on the internet for too long because I still think that looks delicious and now want some chocolate ice cream, even after watching a good deal of that viedo (yeah, I got bored after a while).

[livius drusus]

Damn. Now that's jaded. You need to live in a lean-to on some mountain somewhere for a while, talking to the birdies and drinking from ice-cold streams.

[Shelli]

Smilie non-use alert! :alarm: :rarrow: :jaded:

[Qingdai]

Relentless taskmaster, aren't you Shelli?:cryout:

[D. Scarlatti]

Sure enough, 2girls1cup did not have the desired effect. When I'd originally sent the link through, I'd advised my buddy, "DO NOT visit that page when any other person is around (unless that person is Garth)." Garth is the worst of all, in terms of connaissewers of the disgusting.

My buddy writes: "That's hilarious, Garth just happened to be here tonight. He didn't think there was enough peanuts in the shit. Keep em comin."

[Shelli]

:eww:

Relentless taskmaster, aren't you Shelli?:cryout::whipping:

[Ensign Steve]

There's a sequel!

2girls1finger 2 girls 1 finger | Those crazy Japanese (http://www.2girls1finger.com)

[Shelli]

:nojustno:

[Histrionica]

Soooo glad i'm fasting right now.

[D. Scarlatti]

2girls1cup1kermittheefrog (http://208.65.153.238/watch?v=nOn1htjSZic)

[Shelli]

:foocl:

[Ensign Steve]

:lol:

[Qingdai]

What!?
:kermit:

[mindbender]

Let me guess, 2 girls 1 cup? No thanks.

[Ensign Steve]

Wow, did you figure that out all by yourself? It's only in the url.

[Gypsyvox]

Hey everyone, I saw this on the internet the other day and thought it would make a great T-Shirt!

http://lh5.google.com/palacios.ian/R1Nsy7CimcI/AAAAAAAABI8/xzRQ-67eqCs/s400/2girls1cup.jpg

[Ensign Steve]

:roflcopt: