Signs I'd like to see

[BDS]

GOING INTO BUSINESS SALE!

PRICES DOUBLED!

[BrotherMan]

COMPETITORS COUPONS EXCEPTED!

Wait, I *have* seen that sign.

It was a local Pizza Hut.

[Uthgar the Brazen]

NOBODY'S WELCOME IN THIS GOD'S HOUSE!

[Dingfod]

PLEASE WALK ON THE GRASS

[wei yau]

DON'T CURB YOUR DOG. REALLY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO. WHAT? DON'T JUDGE ME!

[Dingfod]

GO! IT'S THE RIGHT PEDAL.


MERGE MEANS MERGE, NOT STOP, YOU IDIOT!


NO, YOU TURN


4-WAY STOP, BE POLITE, TAKE TURNS


DANGER: INFLAMMABLE IRREGARDLESS

[Dingfod]

REST AREA AHEAD - SAFE CLEAN WELL-LIT RESTROOMS NOW OPEN


WILL ACTUALLY WORK FOR MONEY


PARKING FOR MATRONS ONLY

[Sock Puppet]

TRAFFIC LAWS APPLY TO YOU, TOO. YES, YOU. THE ONE WHO'S READING THIS SIGN RIGHT NOW. NO, DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU.

[Uthgar the Brazen]

JUST KEEP GOING; IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE.

[Clutch Munny]

THE THING ABOUT KEEPING YOUR DOG ON A LEASH AND PICKING UP ITS CRAP ALSO APPLIES TO YOU. YES, EVEN IF YOU'RE WONDERFUL DOG OWNERS WITH THE WORLD'S GREATEST DOG.