View Full Version : How to avoid "Trapped Arm Whilst Cuddling in Bed" Syndrome
California Tanker
12-19-2007, 03:53 AM
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-avoid-trapped-arm-whilst-cuddling-in-bed
This is a classic 'How-to.'
It's the best laugh I've had in weeks, yet remains accurate. (Then again, the army isn't particularly funny)
A few of the videos on that site are worth watching, some are actually serious.
NTM
fragment
12-19-2007, 04:25 AM
Is it bad that I think "the pragmatic approach" seems like the best one?
Clutch Munny
12-19-2007, 05:20 PM
The pose at 1:09 is actually quite comfortable: her head should be on the pillow, and her shoulder off it. With a sufficiently thick pillow, this leaves enough arm room between her neck and the bed that a healthy heart can force blood through the trapped arm into the fingers.
Her pillow may have to be a few centimetres further down the bed than yours, in order for the angles to work out comfortably.
JamesBannon
12-19-2007, 05:57 PM
The girl is cute.
I liked the bit where he was eating potato chips & watching the telly. Funny! :D
cappuccino
12-19-2007, 08:42 PM
It's now been like three hours I've been whiling away on the videojug website. It's an amazing wealth of comedy packed information
Oh man, I am so passed the cuddling phase of my life... When I want to sleep I don't want anything touching me other than my 1500 count Egyptian sheets. After sex it's like 'off you go, goodnight, love you' and a good 18 inches of space in between us :yup:
JamesBannon
12-19-2007, 09:03 PM
I like a :cuddle: now and then.
Ensign Steve
12-19-2007, 10:12 PM
Oh man, I am so passed the cuddling phase of my life... When I want to sleep I don't want anything touching me other than my 1500 count Egyptian sheets. After sex it's like 'off you go, goodnight, love you' and a good 18 inches of space in between us :yup:
Are you kidding me? I have my own bedroom. :pleased:
Dingfod
12-20-2007, 01:10 AM
Oh man, I am so passed the cuddling phase of my life... When I want to sleep I don't want anything touching me other than my 1500 count Egyptian sheets. After sex it's like 'off you go, goodnight, love you' and a good 18 inches of space in between us :yup::yeahthat: but with 600 count sheets instead.
inland wave
12-20-2007, 01:14 AM
Honey, I love you......but I am to damn old!
The next step is bunk beds, THEN I progress to my own room.
inland wave
12-20-2007, 03:57 AM
I keep thinking I will have my own room when the kids finally move the hell out.
biochemgirl
12-20-2007, 01:04 PM
Oh man, I am so passed the cuddling phase of my life... When I want to sleep I don't want anything touching me other than my 1500 count Egyptian sheets. After sex it's like 'off you go, goodnight, love you' and a good 18 inches of space in between us :yup:
:yup: Me too! Hubby likes to cuddle afterwards but I tell him I'm done with him and now I'm ready to go to sleep :giggle: I can not sleep with somebody touching me, I need my bubble.
I liked the "if you can't sleep you can pretend you're superman" :ROFL:
Clutch Munny
12-20-2007, 01:22 PM
When I was young I couldn't sleep if I were touching someone else.
The older I get, the more I like the cuddle. Now I'm positively vine-like. Especially in winter.
Oh I'm a heat seeker alright, in winter I'm more receptive to cuddling, spooning etc... but once April arrives ~ back off Mister.
JamesBannon
12-20-2007, 02:23 PM
When I was married, some time ago now, I used to get very hot after a while, especially after sex, and have to "back off" myself. I still find myself getting too hot in bed, especially in summer, and have to sleep with only a sheet or on top of the duvet.
erimir
12-20-2007, 07:57 PM
I can't sleep while cuddling.
I think this might be related to the fact that I typically sleep with nothing but boxers on. The skin-on-skin might be the problem. A clothing buffer reduces sweating and such.
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