Prince Vegita
12-22-2007, 05:50 AM
Got my first real full-on experience being a Dad today. Up to now it's basically been me playing Step-daddy echo chamber to Ro's H.M.I.C. Today, however, the kids had the day off school, and Shit Weasel (real dad) dropped them off at 9am. Unfortunately Ro had to work, and to make matters worse she's been getting progressively more sick.
So I somehow managed to keep them from fighting, got them to actually eat lunch (not particularly nutritious, but no soda/chips were involved), kept them from fighting, played board games, kept them from fighting, worked in 4 days worth of dirty dishes, kept them from fighting, played some action figures/stuffed animal silly games, kept them from fighting, took care of the dogs, kept them from fighting, watched a little TV, and kept them from fighting.
Mom got home and we went to a new greasy spoon across the street, got home, opened a couple presents early, played with them some more, the girl had a small meltdown that drained Ro who had to hit the hay at 7:30 because she felt so shitty. I got the kids into bed somehow, teeth brushed and all, read with them for a bit, kept them from fighting, made about 20 trips downstairs for water, kisses for mom, etc, and finally got them both to fall asleep. Had to lay there for about 20 minutes with the girl till she conked out, then deal with the dogs, and lay out some fresh PJs for Ro (should she ever make it out of bed and to the bathroom).
Amazingly everyone still wants me around. So I'm going to consider today a success.
So I somehow managed to keep them from fighting, got them to actually eat lunch (not particularly nutritious, but no soda/chips were involved), kept them from fighting, played board games, kept them from fighting, worked in 4 days worth of dirty dishes, kept them from fighting, played some action figures/stuffed animal silly games, kept them from fighting, took care of the dogs, kept them from fighting, watched a little TV, and kept them from fighting.
Mom got home and we went to a new greasy spoon across the street, got home, opened a couple presents early, played with them some more, the girl had a small meltdown that drained Ro who had to hit the hay at 7:30 because she felt so shitty. I got the kids into bed somehow, teeth brushed and all, read with them for a bit, kept them from fighting, made about 20 trips downstairs for water, kisses for mom, etc, and finally got them both to fall asleep. Had to lay there for about 20 minutes with the girl till she conked out, then deal with the dogs, and lay out some fresh PJs for Ro (should she ever make it out of bed and to the bathroom).
Amazingly everyone still wants me around. So I'm going to consider today a success.