I'd like to have an argument, please.

[Leesifer]

Actually, I don't want an argument but I'm in a sweary, insulty mood.

So, SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALL OF YOUSE!

ETA:

Oh, I forgot: It's one pound for a five-minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten.

[Deadlokd]

Skunks smell.

[Leesifer]

UP YOURS, SUE!

[Crumb]

His names not Sue! :nuhuh:

[Leesifer]

Yes it is.

[curses]

No it isn't.

[Shelli]

fuck all of ya! how's that? :fuckyou:

[Leesifer]

No it isn't.

yes. it. is.

Oh, and fuck you Shelli for making me have to edit my post. :glare:

[curses]

Look, this isn't an argument!
http://www.monty-pythons.com/album/Episode_29/11-argument-clinic-03.jpg

[Shelli]

No, fuck YOU and the skunk you road in on. :youmad:

:shakeskunk:

[Crumb]

Yes it is!

[Leesifer]

Oh I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

[curses]

No it isn't, it's just contradiction
http://www.monty-pythons.com/album/Episode_29/11-argument-clinic-03.jpg

[Leesifer]

SHUT UP!

[curses]

Fine then. I want to complain.

[Shelli]

........................... Uh, YES, asshole, it IS!
http://www.monty-pythons.com/album/Episode_29/11-argument-clinic-03.jpg

[Leesifer]

Fine then. I want to complain.
YOU want to complain...look at these shoes...I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.

and you know exactly what shoes I'm talking about

ETA! OMG! She did it again - she's making it up as she goes along. I had to edit due to the Shelli-fast response.

[curses]

Dude, John Cleese would totally say something funnier than that :brooding:

[Deadlokd]

No it isn't, yes they do, it may become one.

Oh burn!

[curses]

YOU want to complain...look at these shoes...I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.

and you know exactly what shoes I'm talking about

http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/198/357/56/goldie3.jpg?

[Deadlokd]

And you made sweet innocent Shelli say "fuck". You should be ashamed Leesifer! For shame!

[Leesifer]

No I didn't

[curses]

You absolute bastard!
http://images.quizilla.com/W/whocares912/1052909128_Desktopvyv.jpg

[Leesifer]

Shut up, Vivyan

[curses]

Don't make me break out the the Cliff Richard video with the Young Ones in it.

[Leesifer]

Look out! CLIFF!

[curses]

* curses snorts

FUCK OFF CLIFF RICHARD YOU CUNT

[Leesifer]

Why does your Young One's clip have subtitles - you damn foreigner!

[curses]

YOU"RE THE FURRINER AND YOURE RACIST.

[Leesifer]

No I'm not!

[curses]

Sorry I'm not listening to you, I'm watching more Young Ones clips.

[Farren]

Don't make me break out the lentils.

[Leesifer]

Do it! But then you have to crucify yourself (or try)

[curses]

This is my last supper, right?

[Uthgar the Brazen]

"I really hate to lay this one on you, man, but you can't crucify yourself. I've tried it hundreds of times, there's no way you can hammer in the last nail."

[curses]

I have been searching for that clip for a bit now. I CAN"T FIND IT AND IT"S ALL LEES FAULT.

[Ymir's blood]

:shakeskunk::cheese:

[Clutch Munny]

Actually, I don't want an argument but I'm in a sweary, insulty mood.


:leeshug:

Argue with that, kid.

[Shelli]

And you made sweet innocent Shelli say "fuck". You should be ashamed Leesifer! For shame!Who you callin' sweet and innocent?! erm ... :shiftier:

[curses]

:giggle:

[Guinevere]

I want to reach into someone's throat, grab his boy bits (should they actually be able to be found), pull them out through his mouth, and tie them around his neck. :behead:

Effectively ends the actual argument, and I win as to who's crankier.

[Widget]

Actually, I don't want an argument but I'm in a sweary, insulty mood.

So, SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALL OF YOUSE!



You kiss people with that mouth?

[Qingdai]

Stop it! Or I will start quoting from Neil's book of the Dead (http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/b/terence-blacker/neils-book-of-dead.htm), and yes, I do own a copy.

[JamesBannon]

I'll bet you all forgot to pay the entrance fee. I win :muahaha:

[curses]

Stop it! Or I will start quoting from Neil's book of the Dead (http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/b/terence-blacker/neils-book-of-dead.htm), and yes, I do own a copy.:rofl: That's awesome!

[Leesifer]

Actually, I don't want an argument but I'm in a sweary, insulty mood.

So, SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALL OF YOUSE!



You kiss people with that mouth?

Yeah! And where the hell have you been?

[Leesifer]

Actually, I don't want an argument but I'm in a sweary, insulty mood.


:leeshug:

Argue with that, kid.

:narrow:

[Sock Puppet]

Actually, I don't want an argument but I'm in a sweary, insulty mood.

So, SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALL OF YOUSE!



You kiss people with that mouth?Probably; just not you.


(Welcome back, Widget!)

[Schrodinger's Cat]

I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!

[Dingfod]

Is it too late to get in on one side or the other of this argument?

[JamesBannon]

Hey Lees, what you nibblin' on now? Carrots?

[Shelli]

Is it too late to get in on one side or the other of this argument?:shakespam:

[Watser?]

I'd like to have an argument, please

Well you can't have one!

So there!

And there :shakeskunk:!!

[Shelli]

Oh yeah?! :shakemonkey:

[Watser?]

Yeah! :shaketigger:!!!

[Shelli]

:shakestick:

[Sock Puppet]

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings! Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type makes me puke! You vacuous, toffy-nosed, malodorous PERVERT!

[JamesBannon]

Hey this thread is for arguments only, insults to the insult thread please.

[Sock Puppet]

That was page ONE. This page is Abuse.

[Histrionica]

Stop this immediately unless you've paid in full!

[Farren]

Hey this thread is for arguments only, insults to the insult thread please.


Sock's in the the antechamber. Insults are a great way to start an argument.

And screw you, Histrionica and smelly Sockpuppet, for making me go back and put a quote in so that James knew I was replying to him.

[Watser?]

No, they're not.

You twat!

[Histrionica]

I want my money, or i can be a right pissah!

*calls security*

[Sock Puppet]

Quit trying to screw me, Farren. No means no.

[Farren]

No, they're not.

You twat!


Well then I guess its off to the insult thread with you, assmonkey.

Dammit...

and screw you both again for making me put the quote in after the fact! Except you, sock puppet. Because you don't get my sweet loving, no matter how coy and alluring you act.

[JamesBannon]

No, they're not.

You twat!

:fuckyeah: :whup:

[Sock Puppet]

Well then I guess its off to the insult thread with you, assmonkey.I already clarified that point, puglicker. Which you just confirmed. :irwinnar:

[Watser?]

You can't make me go!!1!

See, everyone?! He's oppressing me!

[JamesBannon]

I want my money, or i can be a right pissah!

*calls security*

WTF? You didn't even pay the entrance fee. Pay up or get out.

[Histrionica]

I want my money, or i can be a right pissah!

*calls security*

WTF? You didn't even pay the entrance fee. Pay up or get out.


I don't need to pay the entrance fee -- it's my thread.

[JamesBannon]

Oh, I see. How's about I set the :skunk: lady on you? She bites you know!

[Crumb]

Oh, I see. How's about I set the :skunk: lady on you? She bites you know!
No, no... :rolls: Threats are down the hall, third thread on the left.

[JamesBannon]

But it's the :skunk: lady's thread - she says what the rules are!

[Crumb]

Does not! :glare:

[Farren]

Does!

Oh, look at that, I won the argument.

Lets all have some tea.

[Qingdai]

:blame: Canada.

[Dingfod]

That's not tea.

[Qingdai]

:blame: Oklahoma.

The phrase is "that's not cricket."

[Histrionica]

But it's the :skunk: lady's thread - she says what the rules are!

But i AM Lees... :muahaha:

[Legs]

Come on.. I'll take you all on :boxing:

Lees is no match for any of us, being as short as she is. :wave:

[Crumb]

:blahblah:

[Histrionica]

Well, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! ie. you stink, you furry little fucker.

Ohhh... SNAP!

[Dingfod]

:blame: Oklahoma.

The phrase is "that's not cricket."It's still not tea. It's not cricket either.

[Dingfod]

But it's the :skunk: lady's thread - she says what the rules are!

But i AM Lees... :muahaha:As of Leesifer would've known how to spell Calgary without help.

[Legs]

:blahblah:

Go watch some goat porn whydonchu?
:goat:

[Watser?]

:cricket:


:crick:

[Widget]

Actually, I don't want an argument but I'm in a sweary, insulty mood.

So, SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALL OF YOUSE!



You kiss people with that mouth?

Yeah! And where the hell have you been?

Shhhh....http://www.cbc.ca/canada/montreal/story/2007/12/17/qc-prisonersescaped1217.html

I'm on foot with a laptop.

[Chris Porter]

Does it not bother anyone that people spontaneously break out in Python? In front of others? What is the public discourse coming to?

[curses]

Actually, I don't want an argument but I'm in a sweary, insulty mood.

So, SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALL OF YOUSE!



You kiss people with that mouth?

Yeah! And where the hell have you been?

Shhhh....3 inmates escape from Montreal prison (http://www.cbc.ca/canada/montreal/story/2007/12/17/qc-prisonersescaped1217.html)

I'm on foot with a laptop.

Impressive. How do you type and run at the same time?

:giggle:

[Garnet]

Does it not bother anyone that people spontaneously break out in Python? In front of others? What is the public discourse coming to?

There's a penguin on the telly......

* Garnet calls for exorcist

[BracesForImpact]

You wanna argument?

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e287/ronjrose/bringit.gif

[Leesifer]

But it's the :skunk: lady's thread - she says what the rules are!

But i AM Lees... :muahaha:

I don't believe in sock puppets, so you know she's/I'm fibbing.

Come on.. I'll take you all on :boxing:

Lees is no match for any of us, being as short as she is. :wave:

Hah! Says Mrs Tall! :giggles:

Well, your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! ie. you stink, you furry little fucker.

Ohhh... SNAP!

I fart in your general direction.

But it's the :skunk: lady's thread - she says what the rules are!

But i AM Lees... :muahaha:As of Leesifer would've known how to spell Calgary without help.

I can too spell Calgry, erm Kalgarry, err, Calgon.

[Leesifer]

Actually, I don't want an argument but I'm in a sweary, insulty mood.

So, SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALL OF YOUSE!



You kiss people with that mouth?

Yeah! And where the hell have you been?

Shhhh....3 inmates escape from Montreal prison (http://www.cbc.ca/canada/montreal/story/2007/12/17/qc-prisonersescaped1217.html)

I'm on foot with a laptop.

Did you steal it or something?

Does it not bother anyone that people spontaneously break out in Python? In front of others? What is the public discourse coming to?

We're just making it up as we go along.


Oh, and weren't we all having an argument?

[Shelli]

Oh, good fucking grief, just fuck off, will ya? :talkhand:

[Sock Puppet]

I don't believe in sock puppets, so you know she's/I'm fibbing.And after all those times I entered beauty pageants and rhubarb-eating contests, just because you said you BELIEVED in me! :cryhome:

[Kevlar]

OMG, British angst! My favorite kind!

I'd just like to say kiss my arse you bunch of wankers!

[livius drusus]

Kev! You've been way too scarce lately. :bigglomp:

Erm... I mean... Bastard!

[Watser?]

I've a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

[Kevlar]

Here's how much I hate you buggering monkeys... I've been unemployed for 3 months, and I've just now got bored enough to come back to hang out with you.

Just kidding, I've been enjoying the outdoors instead of sitting in front of this pooter for 12 hours a day like usual. I like to think of it as a sabbatical rather than unemployment.

[Farren]

Lets try something different. Like everyone groveling at my feet and telling me how right I am. That strikes me as much better than arguing. You may even kiss my feet if you want to.

[Sock Puppet]

I like the second suggestion better. I agree, striking you would be much better than arguing. :troutslap:

Arguments are next door; it's bein' 'it over the 'ead lessons in here.

[Farren]

I like the second suggestion better. I agree, striking you would be much better than arguing. :troutslap:

Arguments are next door; it's bein' 'it over the 'ead lessons in here.

You may slap my inner thighs with a pair of boobies, while you're down there working the head.

[Sock Puppet]

Wow, you South Africans must go in for some kinky stuff. I know some guys are into slapping it, but with a trout? Dayamn.

[viscousmemories]

Here's how much I hate you buggering monkeys... I've been unemployed for 3 months, and I've just now got bored enough to come back to hang out with you.

Just kidding, I've been enjoying the outdoors instead of sitting in front of this pooter for 12 hours a day like usual. I like to think of it as a sabbatical rather than unemployment.

Glad you're still kicking around, Kev. Your daughter was asking about you in chat the other night.