have you seen my missus?

[mr curses]

a first post to provide a few belly-laughs...

[curses]

:glare:

[Julie]

this is a trick isn't it?








































(Hi Mr. Curses! welcome to FF!)

[curses]

No trick. I have better names for mah sock puppets :pleased:

[Ymir's blood]

a first post to provide a few belly-laughs...

:bigwave:

It's me
:psst:

[livius drusus]

I think she's raiding Leesifer's closet for a pair of shoes.

http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/198/357/56/goldie3.jpg

Welcome to FF! :welcome1:

[Ensign Steve]

It's me
:psst:No, me!
:hello:

[curses]

* curses waits for lees to show up in this thread.

[mr curses]

yes, it really is mr curses... :P

hello to everyone!

mr blood... you need to check my last.fm page for a contagious disease i seem to have caught from mrs curses.

... mmm, those nice white shoes are shiny... they're missing something though (the southern comfort and coke stains?).

[viscousmemories]

:welcome: to the :ff:, mr curses.

I'm soooo relieved you were being facetious with this thread title. I was scared for a minute!

[curses]

The easiest way to find me is locate the nearest bottle of Crown Royal. :yup:

[Shelli]

:welcome4: mr :shakecurses:

[Ymir's blood]

mr blood... you need to check my last.fm page for a contagious disease i seem to have caught from mrs curses.

Hmm, JaMC? I thought I was on the wrong profile for a second.

[curses]

:glare:

Edit: We have something for you, Yb. As soon as we can get our lazy asses to the post office, we'll send it. It may or may not be JaMC related.

Double edit: I listened to more Echo and the Bunnymen than Mary Chain last week so there.

[Ymir's blood]

:shakeskull:

[curses]

:shakecurses:

[mr curses]

proof, albeit from a shady character with a grave avatar, that i am indeed the one, the only (and the completely status quo-free) ta-da *mr curses*.

*runs off to find a smiley or two*

[wildernesse]

Hello, mr. curses!

[Plant Woman]

Two curses!

:hiya:

[Deadlokd]

Hello Mr. Curses! At this rate we're going to be overrun with spouses.

[Stormlight]

:welcome: Mr. Curses!

[Petra]

At this rate we're going to be overrun with spouses.

Hmmn, what are you doing here? (http://abcnews.go.com/International/story?id=4108778&page=1)



I paid her nothing, mr.curses - nothing!

I swear!


But, welcome! (Well, at least welcome if you don't mind us lot - otherwise take a number and get in line like everybody else.)

[Leesifer]

Essex Boy! :woohoo: Welcome to :ff:

Where ARE my shoes?

[Petra]

Where ARE my shoes?


You go, girl!



And take those tacky shoes with you!

[Nullifidian]

Where ARE my shoes?

I've got a Möbius Shoe here you might like.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/Nullifidian/mobiusshoe.jpg

Unfortunately, I don't think it comes with a matching Purse of Fortunatus.

[Watser?]

Hello :gday: and welcome mr curses :welcome:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

Gods, curses, you really need to upgrade the locks and general security.

:welcome: mr curses!

[JamesBannon]

:welcome: mr. curses

[Crumb]

Welcome to the :ff:, mr curses! :8D

[curses]

Now I need to just show him where the "thanks" button is.

and :rofl:at Uthgar. No kidding. I changed the locks and he STILL got in!

[Histrionica]

Is there some kind of insider joke i'm missing?[/clueless]

If not, :welcome: mr. curses, if that is your real name.

* Histy stares at you a loooong time.

[JamesBannon]

Curses is mr.curses better half Histrionica.

[Watser?]

Which kinda makes him cool by association :joecool:

[JamesBannon]

That's true Watser?

[mr curses]

Essex Boy! :woohoo: Welcome to :ff:

Where ARE my shoes?

helllo leeeeeeeeeeeeeesifer! :)

... it's odd but wearing white stilettos seems so much cooler in atlanta (though they're killing my heels!)

[mr curses]

Is there some kind of insider joke i'm missing?[/clueless]

If not, :welcome: mr. curses, if that is your real name.

* Histy stares at you a loooong time.

no, it really is 'husband of curses'... she told me i should join as i was getting a lot of mentions even though i wasn't on the board and 'mr curses' was too good an opportunity to pass up.

i did already have an account here which i shall revert to once everyone is tired of 'mr curses' (he sounds like a muppet character?)... so look out for 'taoyoyo' :)

[mr curses]

thanks for the warm welcome everyone...

*concerned that he might end up as addicted to this place as 'mrs' curses is* ;)

[livius drusus]

Nothing wrong with that. I say hit the pizipe and enjoy the trip. :crack:

[curses]

* curses apparently needs to show mr curses the "me" hack

[Plant Woman]

She went that a-away :rarrow::rarrow::rarrow:

[curses]

:giggle:

[Crumb]

I think I saw her streaking through another thread somewhere. :stunned:

[curses]

I'd never do such a thing...




sober.

[Leesifer]

Essex Boy! :woohoo: Welcome to :ff:

Where ARE my shoes?

helllo leeeeeeeeeeeeeesifer! :)

... it's odd but wearing white stilettos seems so much cooler in atlanta (though they're killing my heels!)

Good job you made that edit to say "hello", else I may have got upset.

Oh, you are so going to covet my black and blue stripey boots. They are stunning!

[Sock Puppet]

Welcome, mr curses. What's wrong with sounding like a Muppet? I've had a hand up my ass for a couple years and it never bothered me none-- um, that doesn't sound right. Forget I said anything.

Then again, taoyoyo is pretty nifty, too.

[Ymir's blood]

He's run off...