Get your hand out of my ass!

[Sock Puppet]

Dammit, Farren, you might've had the decency to buy me dinner first. I don't even know if it's appropriate to shake myself at you. But I WILL.

Damn you! Damn you to HEEELL!!!11!!
:shakesockpuppet:

Don't know what I'm talking about? See the attached screen cap.

[livius drusus]

:lol: Farren FTW!

[Shelli]

:giggle:

[Qingdai]

Took you a while to notice that, Sock.
I thought you guys had an "arrangement."

[Nullifidian]

:biglaugh:

[BrotherMan]

Is it weird that when I saw this thread title all I could think was...

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=3310&stc=1&d=1200603202
But I like it.

Hee Haw!
:donkey:

[Sock Puppet]

Took you a while to notice that, Sock.
I thought you guys had an "arrangement.":glare: Hey, it's not my fault that I'm so irresistably adorable. I can't keep track of everybody who wants my cottony goodness.

[Farren]

I was wondering how long it would take you to realise I was smoking with my left hand :beatnik:

[Scott Tennerman]Now dance for me, little piggie, dance![/Scott Tennerman]

[JamesBannon]

This has got to be a candidate for funny title of the year 2008!

[Farren]

Took you a while to notice that, Sock.
I thought you guys had an "arrangement."

We had a whole routine, in fact. But right now I find my sidekick revolting, so I'm unable to demonstrate.

[Qingdai]

Sidekick, isn't that some sort of text phone?
Man, you guys are confusing with your alternative lifestyles.

[Histrionica]

I warn you, he's a real bitch if he doesn't get the right fabric softener. And he still likes you to use a dryer sheet.

In short, yeah, total fuckin' diva.

[Qingdai]

Cottony diva?

Who's a fluffy widdle sock!

[godfry n. glad]

Is it weird that when I saw this thread title all I could think was...

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=3310&stc=1&d=1200603202
But I like it.

Hee Haw!
:donkey:

Jenny says to pass on that it's not weird at all.

Oh...she'd like you to do it again, please.

[Sock Puppet]

But right now I find my sidekick revolting... and the feeling is quite mutual. Do you ever bathe?
so I'm unable to demonstrate.Don't go blaming your performance problems on me. Try getting more vitamins.

[Farren]

I warn you, he's a real bitch if he doesn't get the right fabric softener. And he still likes you to use a dryer sheet.

In short, yeah, total fuckin' diva.

You should see the hysteria when I accidentally use it as an actual sock!

[Farren]

But right now I find my sidekick revolting... and the feeling is quite mutual. Do you ever bathe?
so I'm unable to demonstrate.Don't go blaming your performance problems on me. Try getting more vitamins.

Self-deprecating humour always goes down well with the crowd

:jester2:

[Sock Puppet]

Don't think I haven't noticed your latest custom title, you bastidge. :glare:

[Shelli]

:enema:

[Julie]

LMAO You guys are so weird sometimes.

[Garnet]

:enema:


Why do I get the feeling that's not a cupcake? :omgoggle:

[Shelli]

:giggle: