Robocaptions

[JoeP]

maddog made me look at this image a second time:http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2/robots/robby.jpg
and it's just crying out for captions. Here's some feeble ones:
And there's an expansion slot for a second 320KB floppy drive.
I left my keys in here last week but the damn robot denies it.
Greetings. I am programmed to respond to tummy tickles.

[livius drusus]

And when you push this button he demonstrates your penis size.

[Scotty]

"Pull my finger"

"Insert Tab A into Slot B, repeat"

"No, he doesn't have any elbows"

"Even after a million years, they still used mechanical relays"

"Ow, ow ow, let go let go!"

"Ha Ha, funny Dr. Morpheus, pull my finger, Ha Ha, you get me with that every time"

"This is where the baby comes from"

"If you touch my daughter again, I will have Robby teach you what it felt like to be born, through this slot"

[Ymir's blood]

"Take my wife, please."

[Dingfod]

Here's a couple:

If this light is flashing, run for your life.

Stop that, Doctor. It tickles.

[Dingfod]

We dont' need no steenking badges.

[Dragar]

All I can think of:

"This? This is where the toast comes out."

[viscousmemories]

You want me to stick it in there?

[Ensign Steve]

Does this thing get NFL Sunday Ticket?

[The Lone Ranger]

"Who is that girl, and who the heck is this 'Obi-Wan Kenobi' person she keeps asking for?"

[Ronin]

"I left his hearrrrrt in San Frannnnnn.....sisco."

[Ymir's blood]

You want me to stick it in there?
"You want me to stick this thing... where?!"

[ApostateAbe]

"Gentlemen, are you tired of walking down the street, on and off the bus, into restaurants, even into your own house, and being forced to look at the overweight porkers of America squat, waddle, gobble and enlarge their rolls of lard everywhere you turn? Well, now you can take out your frustrations on the all new RoboFatty! You can call him a chubby fat hog, and he will thank you for your constructive criticism! And that is only the beginning. Watch what happens as I poke his greasy fat chops..."

[Corona688]

"Those are uh... speed holes, sir. Make the robot go faster."

"Sure, the system is cheap, but wait'll you see what they charge for the games..."

"Who ordered pizza?"

"Fedoracore is still experimental on this platform.."