Famous People You'd Smooch On

[RevDahlia]

Here are mine.

Fellow-foodie smooches: Nigella Lawson, Nigel Slater, Anthony Bourdain (except I think Nancy would probably punch me in the neck)

"I know you're a bastard, but I love you anyway" smooches: Bill Clinton, Trent Reznor, Allen Iverson

Way too beautiful smooches: Goran Visnjic, Takeshi Kineshiro, Aishwarya Rai

Sporty smooches: Kevin Garnett, Tim Duncan, Michael Vick, Peyton Manning

Best-in-show smooches: Jon Stewart, Alan Rickman, Jack White, Mos Def

[Dingfod]

Molly Ringwald is the only celebrity I've actually had a dream about kissing. Yup, I'd still smooch her, big time.

[livius drusus]

Patrick Stewart, who judging from I, Claudius and ST:TNG is the best kisser on television, and James Marsters, who judging from Buffy is the second best kisser on television.

[Shaguar]

RevDhalia you have one of my heroes Anthony Bourdain, I have just brought his Les Halles cook book, fantastic stuff although I would not smooch him we would have a very manly British handshake.

[Dingfod]

Aw, c'mon, lay one on him. :wink:

[viscousmemories]

Oh man, there are so many I'd smooch on. I'm not about to blab and ruin my chances with Natalie Portman, though. So um... there's just ONE, I tell you. ONLY ONE!

[Clutch Munny]

Mmmm, Nigella...

Actors: Seeming smart secures smoochability; I'd smooch the smirk of Geena Davis any old day. Jill Hennessy, too. Isabella Rossellini.

Musical types: Sara McLachlan. Andrea Corr. Melissa Auf Der Maur. Melanie Chisholm. (Yes, that's Sporty Spice. Really.)

Other Sporty Types: Cassie Campbell. Marion Jones, steroids or not, is highly smoochable. Catriona Le May Doan. Serena Williams. (But no squeezing me, Serena, I'm only flesh and bone!)

Ask me tomorrow, probably get a very different list.

[Beth]

Ah...if only I had been around in Cary Grant's prime...*sigh*

[RevDahlia]

Melanie Chisholm. (Yes, that's Sporty Spice. Really.)
Aw, Sporty was always my favorite, and she seems kinda melancholy and borderline-tormented. She would probably appreciate a smooch very much. I'll smooch her too.

[Clutch Munny]

Melanie Chisholm. (Yes, that's Sporty Spice. Really.)
Aw, Sporty was always my favorite, and she seems kinda melancholy and borderline-tormented. She would probably appreciate a smooch very much. I'll smooch her too.

The UK press was vicious about how ugly she was compared to the other SGs. I thought she was a wee cutie, and of course she was the only one who could really sing. (Pretty good range, too.) A prime example of smoochability.

Oh, and I'd smooch Bill Clinton too. And Bob Rae.

[Clutch Munny]

Bob Rae, by the way, is the former NDP Premier of Ontario. Here's the text of a speech he gave about politics once: isn't he just so clever you wanna smooch him? (http://www.stfx.ca/academic/political-science/Allan%20J.%20MacEachen%20Lecture%20Series/Rae.html)

[TomJoe]

1. Liz Phair
2. Eva Longoria
3. Kate Hudson
4. Neve Campbell
5. Evangeline Lilly
6. Liv Tyler
7. Ziyi Zhang
8. Lauren Graham
9. Ingrid Bergman (then, not now... obviously)
10. Alyson Hannigan

... yah... the list could go on and on.

Person I definitely would not kiss...

1. Hillary Clinton. Chances are (slim but not negligible), she's kissed Bill, and who knows where Bills mouth has been. I don't want kooties-by-association.

[Ex-zombie]

Salma Hayek. Her lips are absolutely beautiful. :bouquet:

[D. Scarlatti]

lol@Bob Rae

Who's next, Orland French?

[godfry n. glad]

So many nursing students, so little time....

Uh...famous people?

Well, in that case, Liv Tyler, Sandy Bullock, Liz Phair, Dido, Jeanane Garafolo, Natalie McMaster, Cate Blanchett, Amy Grant, Dana Delaney, and all of the Dixie Chicks.

My list morphs as well.

godfry

[TomJoe]

Doh! How could I have forgotten Gillian Anderson?

Add her to the list too... at #2.

[godfry n. glad]

Oh, and I'd smooch Bill Clinton too.

Just don't light up one of his cigars!

[RevDahlia]

Melanie Chisholm. (Yes, that's Sporty Spice. Really.)
Aw, Sporty was always my favorite, and she seems kinda melancholy and borderline-tormented. She would probably appreciate a smooch very much. I'll smooch her too.

The UK press was vicious about how ugly she was compared to the other SGs.
Serious? Uglier than Emma "Squinchy" Bunton, Victoria "Look At My Horrible Boob Job" Beckham and Geri "Rode Hard and Put Up Wet" Halliwell? As if I needed another reason to suspect that everyone in the UK tabloid press is on drugs. The only smoochable Spices are Sporty and Scary.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Zhang Ziyi
Ursula Andress(40 years ago)
Mandy Moore
Natalie Portman
Ben Stein
Christine Taylor

[viscousmemories]

I have to admit, Ben Stein is pretty damn hot.

[Dingfod]

Ben Stein? :eyebrow:

[godfry n. glad]

Ben Stein? :eyebrow:

Exactly. Is he talking about the same Ben Stein I'm thinkin' about? :eyebrow:

I was still tryin' to figure out who Ziyi Zhang is (was she in Emperor and the Assassin?) and remembered Lucy Liu...then, when I remembered Lucy Liu....well, I drifted off for a while.

Ah, Lucy Liu....mmmmmm....Y'know what I really like about her? She has freckles. Mmmmmmm....Reeeeeeeally nice.

'cuse me...I need to go back to the fetish thread....

godfry

Ben Stein?

[Clutch Munny]

Oooh, oooh -- Mario Lemieux!

I'd smooch that big old flash of scoring brilliance.

(I do note the thread is about smooching, as in, consistent with buss on the cheek, and not necessarily about swapping spit.)

[Dingfod]

Ben Stein? :eyebrow:

Exactly. Is he talking about the same Ben Stein I'm thinkin' about? :eyebrow:

...

godfry

Ben Stein?Maybe they want to win Ben Stein's money.

[viscousmemories]

I was still tryin' to figure out who Ziyi Zhang is (was she in Emperor and the Assassin?)
She was the younger warrior in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

[Weaselboots]

James Stewart- dead :(
James Mason- dead :(
Cary Grant- dead :(
Humprey Bogart- dead :(

Ian Mackellan - gay :(
Nigel Hawthorne- gay :(

David Boreanaz- not dead or gay :P
James Marsters- not dead or gay :P
Nathan Fillion- not dead or gay :P
Spock- fictional :(


If i was that way inclined
Cate Blanchett- girl not dead but still a girl :(
Katherine Hepburn- girl and dead :(
Grace Kelly- girl and dead :(

[godfry n. glad]

I was still tryin' to figure out who Ziyi Zhang is (was she in Emperor and the Assassin?)
She was the younger warrior in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

Ah. Thank you, vm. She didn't make an impression, after all.

Not like Lucy Liu. Lucy made an impression.

[Godless Dave]

If I answered the question it would kill FF's bandwidth.

[RevDahlia]

(I do note the thread is about smooching, as in, consistent with buss on the cheek, and not necessarily about swapping spit.)
For the purposes of this thread a smooch is any kind of thing we want it to be, so we can include people who deserve a smooch but not necessarily the, erm, complete treatment. This is why I didn't call it "Famous People You'd Like To Get Naked With" -- too self-limiting.

Although if I were single I don't think I'd turn down anyone on my list except Bill Clinton, because he reminds me too much of my dad, and Tim Duncan, because he's such a big ol' sillypants.

[Brimshack]

Let's see...


Gong Li
Jane Russell
Venus, with or without arms.
Betty AND Wilma
Marsha
Jackie Bisset
Courtney Cox
The sidekick girl from Clueless
Anne Hutchinson
Paz Vega
Mimi Rogers
The Little Mermaid
The Redhead from the Buffy series
Bernadette Peters
Lucy, Not Lucille Ball, I mean the little old lady from Africa
Cheryl Tiegs (I learned something about myself the day I saw that bathing suit)
Natalie Merchant (a truly sexy voice)

[JoeP]

...
If i was that way inclined
Cate Blanchett- girl not dead but still a girl :(
Katherine Hepburn- girl and dead :(
Grace Kelly- girl and dead :(
* confused *
Do you mean if you were inclined to smooch dead people, or girls?

Brim has you on the dead people
Lucy, Not Lucille Ball, I mean the little old lady from Africa

[Godless Dave]

This is why I didn't call it "Famous People You'd Like To Get Naked With" -- too self-limiting.

Speak for yourself.

[TomJoe]

The Redhead from the Buffy series


That would be Alyson Hannigan. She's on my list.

Ziyi Zhang also played the pupil of Broken Sword in Hero.

I could also add a couple of news casters. Soledad O'Brien and Kelly O'Donnell.

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Exactly. Is he talking about the same Ben Stein I'm thinkin' about? :eyebrow:



Yes, and I was joking. Remember I'm not gay. I might let him kiss me on the cheek though; just so I could say I've been kissed by Ben Stein, whatever reason this could come useful. :P

Hally Berry isn't bad looking so I guess I'd kiss her to.
Britany Murphy
Angelina Joele(sp?)
That Cylon Asian chick from Battlestar Galactica
Scary Spice
Damn, can't think of her name but the woman who plays Mary Jane Watson

[RevDahlia]

Angelina Joele(sp?)
Jolie. Angelina Jolie, who I am insane for not having included in my original "best in show" list. My husband and I have a mutual unspoken, paralyzed-with-lust crush on her, to the point that when "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider" comes on TNT we'll actually watch the whole thing.

Reliable sources claim she's mean, shallow and kinda dumb, but hot DAWG, she has to be Ms. Smoochability of the Millennium.

[TomJoe]

I must admit, Ms. Jolie does nada for me. Physically, I'm not attracted to her. And then you have that whole deal with her and Billy Bob carrying around vials of each others blood... and then when they divorced they fought over said vials.

A FUBAR situation if I ever read of one.

[viscousmemories]

Reliable sources claim she's mean, shallow and kinda dumb, but hot DAWG, she has to be Ms. Smoochability of the Millennium.
Really? I was just recently reading that she's a humanitarian extraordinaire (http://www.unhcr.ch/cgi-bin/texis/vtx/home/+4wwFqzvhK6hh__6xFqzvhK6hh__6hFqhT0NuItFqnrncpzFqmRbZAFqwDzmwwwwwwww1FqmRbZ). Doesn't seem to fit with being shallow. :chin:

[BigBlue2]

In no particular order:

Jennifer Love Hewitt, Halle Berry, Maria Sharapova, Jane Seymour, Tia Carrere, Elle McPherson, Naomi Watts, Tia Carrere, Teri Hatcher, Sandra Bullock, Tyra Banks, Naomi Campbell, Jorja Fox, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Keira Knightley, Elisabeth Roehm, Kylie Minogue, Mandy Moore, Jessica Simpson, Hilary Swank, Angelina Jolie, livius drusus, and, just for laughs, Paris Hilton.

[RevDahlia]

I must admit, Ms. Jolie does nada for me.

http://users2.ev1.net/~jemhadar/images/maelstroms_eye/me348-angelina_jolie_001.jpg

Yeah.

Really? I was just recently reading that she's a humanitarian extraordinaire. Doesn't seem to fit with being shallow.
It is entirely possible to donate many thousands of dollars to UNICEF, adopt a rainbow of children, and still demand a hand in culling extras lest some of them turn out to be prettier than one.

Ultimately it doesn't matter, on account of primo smoochability. I (heart) Angelina.

[livius drusus]

I think her lips are kinda freaky, truth be told. I'd much rather smooch BigBlue2. (Thanks for that, BB2. The pristine sheet of Inverted Jennies is on its way. :kiss: )

[godfry n. glad]

I think her lips are kinda freaky, truth be told. I'd much rather smooch BigBlue2. (Thanks for that, BB2. The pristine sheet of Inverted Jennies is on its way. :kiss: )

I actually agree. Angelina does nothing for me. She seems ...dangerous ...unhinged. Mental instability is not a trait to which I'm drawn.

And....I cannot imagine the baggage she comes with.

I'd much rather smooch livius.

[livius drusus]

Hesh you... :blush:
Back to the topic at hand, tonight's tv viewing has inspired me to add the always delectable Jon Stewart to the list.

[viscousmemories]

It is entirely possible to donate many thousands of dollars to UNICEF, adopt a rainbow of children, and still demand a hand in culling extras lest some of them turn out to be prettier than one.
Hey that's not shallow, that's pragmatic. It's her job to be the hottest one.

Ultimately it doesn't matter, on account of primo smoochability. I (heart) Angelina.
I'm with ya. She has much the same kind of appeal to me as Gina Gershon.

[RevDahlia]

Back to the topic at hand, tonight's tv viewing has inspired me to add the always delectable Jon Stewart to the list.
Since I dibsed him first, I will allow this on the sole condition that you'd be down for a double-team. He is just so cute, and I had a dirty dream about him once wherein he was the best kisser on the planet.

[Weaselboots]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Weaselboots
...
If i was that way inclined
Cate Blanchett- girl not dead but still a girl
Katherine Hepburn- girl and dead
Grace Kelly- girl and dead

* confused *
Do you mean if you were inclined to smooch dead people, or girls?

If had to choose i'd rather smooch girls....if i had to choose.
I'm not attracted to women, but i find these women, (and plently of others) attractive. So a hug and a peck on the cheek would suit me fine.
The lads on the other hand, don't get off so easily....

Sigh.... if he only wasn't dead and 50+ years older than me...

[Sweetie]

1. Josh Harnett
2. Sean Bean
3. Timothy Dalton

[Sweetie]

I actually agree. Angelina does nothing for me. She seems ...dangerous ...unhinged. Mental instability is not a trait to which I'm drawn.

I can't look at her without seeing her dad at the same time.

[viscousmemories]

I can't look at her without seeing her dad at the same time.
You mean Billy Bob? Believe it or not that was her husband!

[Sweetie]

Her dad is Christopher Walken, the face is way more recognizable than the name:

http://www.cinecon.com/news.php?id=0410051

[viscousmemories]

Oh I know and love Christopher Walken, but I didn't know he was her dad. Freaky. :eek:

[godfry n. glad]

Actually, I think it's Jon Voight who's her father.

[Sweetie]

*snaps fingers*

Yes, that's the name. I did a search for a movie I remembered him being in, "Catch Me if You Can" picked out the part I thought he played, picked up the actor's name, did a search and it came up with that link. I thought that was his face, if not, they're very similar.

[viscousmemories]

Nope, that picture is definitely Christopher Walken and according to IMDb John Voight is in fact her father. You're right that they look a lot alike, though. I'd never noticed that.

[Sweetie]

Oh nevermind, lol, as in finding a pic of John Voight. I actually thought they were the same guy, hm.

[TomJoe]

Add Jennie Finch to my list!

[Dingfod]

Christopher Walken:
http://archives.cnn.com/2000/SHOWBIZ/Arts/05/08/tony.noms.02/christopher.walken.jpg
Jon Voight with daughter:
http://www.esensja.pl/magazyn/2001/tr/img/ilustr/13_03b.jpg

[Ensign Steve]

Yes, Jon Voight is her father. As in, "Boy, you sure do got a purdy mouth." Where do you think she got it? ;)

I had an erotic dream about Kevin Sorbo one time. I'd probably smooch him. Hercules, though, not John Archer. I'd smooch the entire cast of ST:TNG, including Wesley, but not Dr. Polasky or Dr. Crusher. And especially not Tasha Yar! I wouldn't smooch Seven of Nine, because her implants gross me out, but I'd nail Jeri Ryan in a heartbeat. She's probably the only one on Voyager I'd smooch. And Dr. Bashir and Dax on DS9.

[Weaselboots]

entire cast of ST:TNG, including Wesley,

eew go wash your mouth out...Wesley!! :eek: ok Picard for sure, maybe Data in the episodes when he went a bit mad, (which was about every second one)

In a heart beat, Richard Dean Anderson, like he is in StarGate...total spunk. :lecher:
Though never in the early mullet years....why did anyone ever think they are/were sexy.
Michael Shanks ain't too bad either.

[livius drusus]

Benjamin Bratt. Smoochalicious.

[Godless Dave]

Add me to the Angelina-doesn't-do-much-for-me contigent. Those lips are just two big; she always looks like she's sneering. There's something up with her eyes too.

[livius drusus]

Gabriel Byrne looks like he could use a smooch, and I definitely wouldn't mind be smooched on by Sigorney Weaver. She's so statuesque I'd probably look like a hobbit trying to smooch her, but the other way around would be awesome.

[Shake]

1. Sandra Bullock
2. Laetitia Casta
3. Natalie Portman

[Ms.Babylon]

Kyle Secor from 'Homicide:Life on the Street'

[Ms.Babylon]

Kyle Secor from 'Homicide:Life on the Street'

...and of course, Brimshack Gunnaheave. :snogging:

[livius drusus]

Rev was asking about famous people we'd smooch on, Ms. Babylon, not infamous people. :livcrop:

[Ms.Babylon]

Rev was asking about famous people we'd smooch on, Ms. Babylon, not infamous people. :livcrop:

LOL
It's a shameless ploy for his attention.

[inland wave]

One comes to mind at the moment... Colin Firth

[livius drusus]

Oh yes, very yummy. I knew you had good taste. ;)

[godfry n. glad]

Who tastes good? :shifty:

[Lauri D]

1. Sandra Bullock
2. Laetitia Casta
3. Natalie Portman Cool, another Laetitia Casta lover in the house. :2thumbsup: That woman is my idea of purrrrrfection.

[Weaselboots]

One comes to mind at the moment... Colin Firth


Be still my beating heart :inlove:
Mr Darcy striding out of the duck pond....how many times have i watched that scene over and over again.


Johnny Depp, far too devine for us mere mortals.
Rowan Aktinson from the Blackadder the Second series, damn cute, though is pretty fugly in the first.
Robson Green from Blood in the Wire series

Ohh there is too many cute people in this world, i could be here all day drooling

[livius drusus]

Rowan Atkinson was totally smoochable in the second BA. Lucky Bob. I can't believe she threw him over for that Lord Flasheart bastard. :giggle:

[inland wave]

Besides Colin Firth, Johnny Depp "sigh"

[Shake]

1. Sandra Bullock
2. Laetitia Casta
3. Natalie Portman Cool, another Laetitia Casta lover in the house. :2thumbsup: That woman is my idea of purrrrrfection.
You have excellent taste, m'dear! Even my wife can't get too upset about her -- since she's no anorexic like Kate Moss -- she's got real curves! :drooleek:

Ohhhh, Laeitita! :homdrool:

[Petra]

Yep, I'd smoochies Lucy Lui, Scary Spice, Salma Hayek and Nigella Lawson.


And Johnny Depp (I'm amazed it took so long in this thread for him to be mentioned - he's the very first smooch that comes to mind when I'm in the mood for famous people smoochy fantasies!), Jon Stewart without a doubt!, Benicio Del Toro, Tom Robbins, Ricky Martin (yes, I said Ricky Martin - he's so cute in leather and that cheeky grin is hot), Jamie Oliver and Ben Elton. That's all I can think of for now.

[Brimshack]

Flattery

:blush: :blush: :blush:

[Johnny Pneumatic]

Izabella Scorupco

When she's not a minor anymore Emily Browning. I'm only three years older than her so it's not gross ok.

[RevDahlia]

When she's not a minor anymore Emily Browning. I'm only three years older than her so it's not gross ok.
She's so beautiful she makes the back of my throat hurt. Even if she were legal, I don't think I'd smooch her. Probably just park her on the couch and stare at her.

[LadyShea]

Oh gawd there are so many I would smooch on, but right this second, I really, really want to smooch on Jude Law for a few hours.

[viscousmemories]

She's so beautiful she makes the back of my throat hurt. Even if she were legal, I don't think I'd smooch her. Probably just park her on the couch and stare at her.
I just Googled her a couple days ago after I saw a preview of the Lemony Snicket movie. Definitely a unique beauty. She's 20 years younger than me but I don't really want to smooch her, so it's not gross.

[godfry n. glad]

Drew Barrymore.