The "Let's Poke Lees with a ... " thread

[Leesifer]

name your weapons, I can take it!

[JamesBannon]

:dancebey:

[livius drusus]

:spork:

That'll learn ya but good.

[Javaman]

:cursor: You want poking?

:besidepoint:

[Watser?]

:troutslap:

[Leesifer]

:cursor: You want poking?

:besidepoint:

Ow!

No, no, it's fine! I can take it. Bastard!

Although I wasn't expecting that.

[Shelli]

:shakestick:

[Veritas]

I poke thee with a spoon!

[Watser?]

:shaketoerazor:

[Shelli]

:lol:

[Leesifer]

I poke thee with a spoon!

Hah! Now try and get it out again.

[Veritas]

I can't. It's lost somewhere in all those folds. :snicker:

[Leesifer]

:shaketoerazor:

OMG! :foocl:

For that Watser? you can haz a free pokez.

[Watser?]

:flowerdance:

[Shelli]

I can't. It's lost somewhere in all those folds. :sniggle:
:fixed:

[Naru]

:rabbit:

I bet Lees spends lots of time poking herself with one of these.

[Plant Woman]

:shakegreen:

[freemonkey]

:spoke:

[ITSOZAZ]

poke me, probe me...damn you people are needy.

ok...i poke you with a loaf of bread.

[Uthgar the Brazen]

poke me, probe me...damn you people are needy.

It's the new U2 single from the Hannah Montanah concert movie: Poke Me, Probe Me, Lick Me, Squick Me.

[curses]

* curses pokes lees with the heel of the stiletto shoe she really ought to return

[ITSOZAZ]

poke me, probe me...damn you people are needy.

It's the new U2 single from the Hannah Montanah concert movie: Poke Me, Probe Me, Lick Me, Squick Me.

lol

[Ensign Steve]

:powerpoke:

[Julie]

http://www.dickbuff.com/pictomb/Users/inphynyty/GalleryImages/jesus%20dildo.JPG


hehehehehe

[Veritas]

I hereby represent my pokeage using only the medium of dance!

:danceinhell: :frolic: :boogies: :undance: :unundies: :ffboogie: :romeboogie:

[Sock Puppet]

If I poke you, will you still respect me?

Oh, wait. Why start now? Carry on.

[Leesifer]

:bump:

I've always respected you Sock - even if your poking skillz aren't quite up to par.

[Sock Puppet]

You didn't complain the last time. :glare:

[livius drusus]

She was busy counting the ceiling tiles.

[Leesifer]

That's because I was respecting your feelings. See! That's how the whole respect thing works, right?

Oh, liv - there were 42 tiles. :yup:

[Watser?]

You won't be counting the ceiling tiles when I poke you!

You'll be counting the floor tiles :D

There will be 168 of them :larrythrust:

[Leesifer]

:stunned:

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

There there, dear, why don't you come home with me...

[Smilin]

kk, Lees, but only if you wouldn't mind a "from the behind" poking...

Just as friends mind you. No romantic hangups! K?

[JamesBannon]

She was busy counting the ceiling tiles.

:ROFL:

* JamesBannon pokes Lees with a feather duster

[Leesifer]

There there, dear, why don't you come home with me...

Not until you name your weapon. I mean, it could be something a bit too pointy!

[Leesifer]

See, now this is turning into a sex thread - and it was made in innocence. Plus, I already have a thread in the naughty forum. For shame :ff:ers, for shame.

[livius drusus]

Ya rly. The :spork: and I are disgusted.

[Leesifer]

Even though I agree with you, liv, I confess to feeling disappointed that it's "the" :spork: and not "your" :spork:.

You were just going to poke me with any old :spork: that came to hand? :cryhome:

[livius drusus]

The :spork: cannot be owned by anyone. The :spork: chooses us. We do not choose it.

[Leesifer]

:bump:

I am so disappointed with you all.

So much time and so little poking.

You are all rubbish at poking! There, I said it.

[Watser?]

:shakelime:

There!

[Crumb]

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[Shelli]

:gooduse:

[Leesifer]

:shakelime:

There!

:iseewhatyoudid:

[livius drusus]

This is the let's poke Lees thread, Watser?, not the let's shake a lime at Lees thread. :sadno:

[Legs]

So much time and so little poking.



Sounds like my first marriage.
:girlthink:

[Leesifer]

This is the let's poke Lees thread, Watser?, not the let's shake a lime at Lees thread. :sadno:

He's being a racist and calling me a limey or something. However, you are right - there's definitely no pokage involved.

[Leesifer]

So much time and so little poking.



Sounds like my first marriage.
:girlthink:

Luckily, your fifth marriage is much better in that respect.

:giggle:

[Legs]

Much, much bettah, thanks. :nod:

I guess I should poke you or something :omgpoke:

[Leesifer]

Thank you Legs.

* Leesifer sighs in appreciation of a good poking

[Shelli]

:suppoke: There. Better? :shakeskunk:

[Leesifer]

It was very nice, but the shaking is making me dizzy!

:shaketigger:

[Shelli]

It was very nice, but the shaking is making me dizzier!

:shaketigger:
:fixed:

:powerpoke:

[Leesifer]

:unglare:

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

* Cynical-Chick pokes Lees with a guava

[Smilin]

Maybe if we took turns poking her....she'd reappear?

[Dingfod]

I'd poke her.

[biochemgirl]

She's very pokable :aww:

[Uthgar the Brazen]

Yeah, but she still has girl-cooties.

[Crumb]

and she pokes back

[Uthgar the Brazen]

I don't mind that so much.

[Dingfod]

I'd poke her.Oh, wait, I already did. On Facebook.

[JoeP]

We need a special operative to dispatch to Essex.

[Pan Narrans]

Does anybody know a 10' Pole?

[curses]

We need a special operative to dispatch to Essex.

I volunteer. Who wants to buy me a plane ticket?

[Smilin]

I hazz a dollur I can contribute to the cause.....

[Watser?]

Let's poke Lees with a skunk :shakeskunk:

[Sock Puppet]

Wouldn't that be, like, incest or summat?

[Smilin]

She still ain't showed up yet?

:sad:

[JamesBannon]

I miss her too, smilin! :leeshug:

[Smilin]

She was fun to poke at.....

I'm just hoping she is okay.....

[Smilin]

*bumped*

....in celebration of the return of the :skunk: lady!

:wave:

[Smilin]

Maybe if we took turns poking her....she'd reappear?

:OMG: It worked! :yup::D

[Ensign Steve]

16 days later? Yeah, it worked about as well as Georgia's prayer for rain.

[curses]

16 days later? Yeah, it worked about as well as Georgia's prayer for rain.

HEY--Don't go hatin on Sonny like that! It DID rain the day after. Amazing what a long term weather forecast and a nicely timed prayer will net ya ;)

Oh, and
* curses pokes lees with an empty bottle of Stella

[Ensign Steve]

Really? I has a selective memory.

Prayer FTW!

[curses]

it wasn't much. The driveway wasn't all the way wet but what does it matter! GAWD'S PLAN IN ACTION.

[Ensign Steve]

Mysterious ways. :unnod: